Shoot me now!

posted by Mike Boone at 12h04 EST on Jul 10


Please God, let this not be true.

Larry Brooks of the New York Post, who's well plugged-in, is reporting there may be a LeBron James knockoff television special focused on Ilya Kovalchuk's decision.

On the other hand, you can see the possibilities of a commercial tie-in:

Glad bags strong enough for whatever chunks we'll be blowing.

• Must reading: Bill Simmons and Scott Raab on the James special

Shout-out to SeriousFan09 for this very apropos video.

 




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Propwash's picture

Nevermind this post, trying to figure out how to link text

http://www.break.com/game-trailers/game/starcraft-2/internet-troll-inter...

 

Funny as heck tho

Goalies in Montreal have two roles, netminder and scapegoat. 


hasboon's picture

they already scrapped it......


SlovakHab's picture

I used to be a great fan of Halak. Followed him from the day he was drafted. However, Slovak media and their unfair claims that he was traded solely based on his nationality, to make a space for a younger Canadian goalie, as well as many HIO posters saying Gauhtier and Gainey et al. are stupid, dumbasses, incompetents, etc. etc. because of trading him, make me feel really sick of Jaro and I went from a big fan to someone who will be quite happy every time he lets in a softie or gets yanked (except for national team games).

I personally have respect for the Habs management because of their experience, age and their desire to do their best for the franchise, even though I don't always agree with them. Show me a management that hasn't done a very questionable move or hasn't made a mistake that the Habs fans would hate them for and call them incompetent for.

 


TripleX's picture

So it is somehow Halak's fault?  Talk about misplaced emotions dude and a fair-weather fan.  Halak had NOTHING to do with the trade in fact he said he would have preferred to stay in Montreal.  You want a former fav player to fail because he was traded?

 

"There is no way Alex Auld was going to be on this team this year, unless he flew to France during the summer and bathed in the holy waters at Lourdes." BRIAN BURKE


adam76's picture

So why WAS he traded?  We all know (now) that cap space was not the issue?

 


Habsrule1's picture

Come on...this is getting brutal. Who cares why he was traded? It's pretty obvious the Habs think Price will be better because he's bigger, stronger, and younger. They've made their decision and time will tell if they were right.

Get over it.

Go Habs Go!! "Fans are great, but the quickest way to start losing is to listen to them." - Sam Pollock


adam76's picture

Oh right - I forgot that height was the direct link to a netminders greatness.  Stronger?  maybe when hes not 20 lbs overweight.  Ok, now talk about his "outstanding" save percentage.

The "get over" it is such a weak comment.  This trade will be debated for YEARS - if you are already sick of it, perhaps you may want to read another site, till about 2013.

True fans should be able to question this trade without being judged as a non fan.  If you want to blindly support a team with no logic and intelligence, I'm sure there is room in leaf nation. 


Propwash's picture

If we kept Halak, we would have not have been able to sign Pleks.

 

Goalies in Montreal have two roles, netminder and scapegoat. 


adam76's picture

Yes we could have.


Yeah but according to the all seeing and all knowing adam the cap wasn't the real reason. Even though it was already said by gauthier he knew he couldn't afford to sign both him and pleks. Thats what makes some of the posters here so funny to read. The facts get placed directly in front of them and if its no to their liking,they stick with their own fantasy. I know some had said to try to move hamrlik but the way the market is now you can get 3 good younger players for 5.5 million instead of 1 aging vet.

Leafstv "telling their fans they deserve to win for over 40 years"


G-Man's picture

Wow, yet another waste of a thread. 2 nights in a row and counting.


adam76's picture

Logical questions that will never be answered.  

 

 


Puck Bard's picture

A pointless article in a no-news cycle.


G-Man's picture

Happier with Halak instead of 3 with "potential."


hasboon's picture

happy with lars eller and ian shultz

 

inb4 haters


if we had to list in order the most important players for the habs i believe pouliot and ak46 would be fairly low on the list yet i believe they are a major key...if they could play 80% of the time as they have shown when they play their best we could have a very good season...if they dont produce than it will be a struggle...not saying we would have beaten the flyers but if these two produced something in the series it would have been much closer...in the playoffs camm was producing at a 52/goal season pace and gion at 35 goals ..gomez was on his season pace..plecks was a bit off yet we were 9-10..but 4 producers are not enough

hasboon's picture

why we got lars eller?


Clay4bc's picture

Strange...a hockey-related post? On HIO?

But in my opinion, I think you speak the truth. And if those 2 fail, we have done nothing to address the issue, meaning we will likely be watching the playoffs on TV.

Go Alex Auld - our starting goalie as of right now! Woot!

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"Peoples will only be truly free when the last king is strangled by the bowels of the last priest" Denis Diderot


andrewberkshire's picture

Actually we HAVE done something to address that issue, and it was acquiring Lars Eller.


adam76's picture

I give Lars only a 50% chance of making the team. 


adam76's picture

I give Lars only a 50% chance of making the team. 


hopefully you are correct...but he has only played 7 games in the nhl and there are very little indications beside hope that he will produce this year...if any our our rivals adv that they have addressed their scoring needs by getting a player like ellers we would be very sceptical...

SeriousFan09's picture

Lars Eller made the All-Rookie team of the AHL this year, which included star prospect John Carlson from WSH, Montreal star prospect P.K. Subban, the guy who boosted his Rookie of the Year Trophy Tyler Ennis from BUF and Sharks prospect Logan Couture, who despite only playing 42 games for his AHL team, had 53 points.

For a player who was for the first time playing on NA ice, Eller was considered one of the three best rookie forwards in the AHL, that's not nothing and he played it on a rather average AHL club no less. Got two All-rookie players to start next season, I'll take that. 

 

- I shall always remember Captain Koivu. http://habsandhockey.blogspot.com/


thats good ahl info.....and ellers could become a very good nhl player but there is no way we can predict he will produce in his first year beyond 10-15 goals at best...which is not bad but not enough to address goal scoring issues if pouliot and ak46 dont produce


SeriousFan09's picture

Can't expect too much, but as a 3rd-line center he'll have good opportunities and he's got two-way ability so that gives the team more options on the PK since it would be better if our top two centres didn't spend so much time doing that. Goal scoring issues will depend on the production of AK and Pouliot naturally, but Eller gives the team a new option and he's a kid so he'll have a lot of room to improve.

 

- I shall always remember Captain Koivu. http://habsandhockey.blogspot.com/


andrewberkshire's picture

The point isn't that Eller is guaranteed to score 30, I'm not naive. The point is that unlike last year, we have a real guy who's capable of playing a top 6 scoring role who can push Pouliot or AK46 down the depth chart if they don't produce, so it puts pressure on them. That didn't exist with Moen or Pyatt pushing from the bottom 6, because neither have the skill to stay in the top 6.


HabFanSince72's picture

Or Pacioretty.


Clay4bc's picture

That's how I see it as well, 001...potential is all he is, and to call getting him as addressing our scoring needs is laughable at this point.

Brings to mind the saying "A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush" or however it goes...Here's hoping though...we need something.

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"Peoples will only be truly free when the last king is strangled by the bowels of the last priest" Denis Diderot


andrewberkshire's picture

Potential is all Subban is, yet I'm absolutely sure our defense is at the least twice as good with him in the lineup.


PRICEBERG1's picture

Why was Pouliot in fire when he first joined the Habs & then fizzle out?


pmaraw's picture

same reason price did?  who knows


hard to say...was it just change of scenery and after a while he was back to his minnesota days?...the jury is still out on him but he showed potential as a junior and he showed that for 30 games here ..is it mental/physical ..the coaches who are with him daily should have an idea...


PRICEBERG1's picture

Speaking of coaches, the Habs management was CRAZY not give Robinson a job. With him working with O'Bryne & PK they could be the next Robinson/Lapointe duel ...

O'Bryne is young, he has size & he could be very good with the correct coaching....


HabFanSince72's picture

O'Bryne is young, he has size & he could be very good with the correct coaching....

Size yes.

Young? He turns 26 this summer.

Very good? I don't think so. He's played 125 NHL games and he still has frequent WTF moments, can't shoot from the point, and has  the skating ability of a polar bear.


hasboon's picture

how much has his brain been twisted by Carbo and JM?


i think pk will be an all star one day..obryne is not lapointe...over his career he will score fewer goals than lapointe did in his best season 


Clay4bc's picture

OMG! I agree with Priceberg...

The end is near, people...repent, and find out what Timo can do for you in your life, and for your eternal salvation!

__________________________

"Peoples will only be truly free when the last king is strangled by the bowels of the last priest" Denis Diderot


PRICEBERG1's picture
I love U too Clay ...

hasboon's picture

nope no more habs discussions here

 

just a bunch of trolls practicing for the /b/ olympics


PRICEBERG1's picture

Why a Habs fans since 2002?


hasboon's picture

didnt watch or play before then


wow ...i have not been on the site a while and checked out whats happening...it looks like no more habs discussion but the site has been taken over by people who are in dire need of help from mental health pros...if it is not a hockey discussion why are you here?...


PRICEBERG1's picture

If U look down further, I made a comment against Halak which was hockey related. But a couple members who lack

self-esteem started to fling crap to make themselves feel better ...


PRICEBERG1's picture
Clay asumes a person an Idiot, therefor it must be true because Clay says so ....

I don't think he is assuming anything. As the song says, "With the thoughts you'd be thinkin', you could be another Lincoln, if you only had a brain!"


PRICEBERG1's picture
U call me an idiot? Comming from a person with a tough guy nic name who thinks he is him, now who's the idiot?

Take my word on it. They're right. You are in fact an idiot.

RADIO FREE TIMO (RTF): Pelting the airwaves with more pucks than the Habs could muster in a seven-game series!


Bugs's picture

Saw your On the Air post down; wanna ask ya: do you change accounts on the same page to hold these conversations with yourself or do you keep half a dozen pages open at the same time?

Point is: whatever you wanna call yourself, RTF, Toe, Chris, Pig, Yeats, whatever, can't you get it done with one account? Or if you can't do without some form of congratulation even if it comes from you, at the very least, try to make it just a LITTLE subtle instead of always having the same characters answer within minutes of your long-winded attention-seekin?

Cuz this is just ludicrous.

Keepin it real, I be chillin as

L.Bugs Potter, esq. Brotha to the Man with the Plan, Product-runnin Lead Houndogg with the Voodoo Flannel Posse, and Pimp Extraordinaire of Habsbros Mama Jones Snow Cones, muthafugga: http://habsbros.blogspot.com


kool-aid's picture

you'll never make a good detective


Clay4bc's picture

Yet this does nothing to address his initial premise...which - I believe - is on solid ground.

Funny, that - you, calling for subtlety :) Something you are certainly known for.

__________________________

"Peoples will only be truly free when the last king is strangled by the bowels of the last priest" Denis Diderot


Quote of the Day: "No, Priceberg - you are an idiot simply because you are an idiot. it just "is"."  Clay4bc


andrewberkshire's picture

Are your multi-handles getting out of hand lately? Seems like you're talking to yourself half the time.


PRICEBERG1's picture

I would love to come to the Summit to open a huge can of Whoop@$$ on U but I don't want to ruin Ian's hard work....


Clay4bc's picture

Thanks man! I appreciate the accolades...

I didn't prepare a speech....but...

I stand here before you humbled by the honor that you bestow upon me, and mindful of the responsibility that it entails...

 

__________________________ "

Peoples will only be truly free when the last king is strangled by the bowels of the last priest" Denis Diderot


Just think of the great service you have done this person. Would it in fact be better for him to bumble-*** through life not knowing that he is in fact an idiot? It is far better for him to be made aware of his intellectual limitations and for him to make all the adjustments he can to lead a normal life.


Clay4bc's picture

One wonders how he made it this far without realizing it...I mean, I (and countless others) have dropped not-so-subtle hints along the way, but I guess he lacked the faculties to pick up on them. So I tried the direct approach this time.

In time, he will thank me for it...

__________________________

"Peoples will only be truly free when the last king is strangled by the bowels of the last priest" Denis Diderot


PRICEBERG1's picture

I bet U feel mighty huge among all the little people over there ....


It must really gnaw at you that every time I hit the head I excrete more brain cells than you will ever have.


PRICEBERG1's picture

I figured as much. U spank the monkey all day ...


PRICEBERG1's picture

Funny how Clay & a select few may bash & insult fellow members at will & not get their accounts deleted ....


kool-aid's picture

You'll be at PRICEBERG2 pretty soon if you keep whining.


PRICEBERG1's picture

I tell it like it is ....


But, but, buuuuuuuuuuuuuut, you're an idiot!


You might want to duct tape your bum. You're losing too many brain cells on each evacuation!


Give it a rest! Better posters than you have been banned for no other reason than because they took on dolts like you. HIO is as Robert Downey Jr. might have said moronical!


PRICEBERG1's picture

U R not worth a pinch of coon sh!t ...


You're gonna be the Prince of the Summit next season. You have it written all over you!


showey47's picture

Knuckles, you going to make it to the summit this year?


I'm thinking about it. The thought of playing at the four rinks at Broussard -- the site of my last great triumph on Canadian soil  -- and being flogged, er I mean blogged, could be a hoot.


PRICEBERG1's picture

I wouldn't mind seeing some of U kids .... I bet U wouldn't be so cocky in person?


Actually sport, those that know me would tell you that on the ice I'd hospitalize you on the first shift. I'll be the guy wearing the Maine jersey at the Summit game.


PRICEBERG1's picture

Ok, right!

Everyone on the net is 6' 5", 240lbs ....

 


You got one out of two right!


PRICEBERG1's picture

Yeah, 240lbs & 5'9" ...


Try again, sport. Even if that were true, the thing you need to worry about is F = MA. You really don't want to be on the ***-end of that equation with me.


PRICEBERG1's picture

Look here sport, using Chris Nilan as a nick name doesn't make U him... Ok...

I've been around the block jr ... Seen your type many many times ....


As Clay has pointed out, you are an idiot. And, who am I to argue with him?


PRICEBERG1's picture

Clay?

The same Clay who is coaching the Chinese national ice hockey team?


Dude, you are indeed an idiot. It's an unfortunate state of affairs, but one that you should come to grips with and make the best of. It would be far more tragic for you to go through life not knowing that you are in fact an idiot. You should thank Clay for pointing it out to you.


Willie Mitchell unfortuately has serious concussion/head issues that not too many teams will take a chance on maybe one year if Mitchell gets lucky............ Whoa Baby - What's Going On In Pennsylvania.....(Bob Cole)

hasboon's picture

if we could dump hammer would you sign mitchell?

 

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punkster's picture

Willie? At $3,5M or more? Even at $1.5M I think he's a serious downgrade. What am I missing?

FREE TIMO!


On this evening's seance, Toe said NO!


punkster's picture

And no one knows like Toe knows.

Sorry I missed the broadcast. I was being tailed by a gang of anti-Timonists. Hid out for 3 hours in a Chinese restaurant before I could give them the slip. Mmmmmm...deep fried chicken rolls on a bed of veggies.

FREE TIMO!


Clay4bc's picture

FREE WILLIE!

(sorry - couldn't resist)

__________________________

"Peoples will only be truly free when the last king is strangled by the bowels of the last priest" Denis Diderot


PRICEBERG1's picture

Chris would be happy to free your Willie ...


Tony243's picture

those incompetants bg and pg are standing pat at 47% and 88 points


Is it true that you guys have *** Irvin, Sr. lined up for next week's seance?


Tony243's picture

at 47% and 88 points standing pat are bg and pg those incompetants, aarrggghh, need brains, brains, no brains, where brains?


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