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Buffalo head falls, traps man snoozing in recliner

Most people would only worry about being crushed by a buffalo out in the wild. It turns out the animals can be dangerous when they're mounted on walls, too. 

Obscenities on jury summons gets man in trouble

An Arizona man who bluntly expressed his displeasure about being called to jury duty has landed himself in legal hot water.

Obama speech seems to send student to sleep

Obama speech seems to send student to sleep

As President Obama delivered the commencement speech at a Michigan high school's graduation ceremony, not everyone was paying rapt attention. 

Lunch in the lav: Boston mulls restroom eateries

Boston parks officials are hoping the public can overcome the gross-out factor and get used to the thought of having a bite to eat in a former public restroom. 

Speed camera foe buys police Web site

After a Tennessee police department let its Web site expire, the site was snatched up by a new owner -- a man who uses it to gripe about traffic cameras that issue speeding tickets.

Ladies and gentleman, Elvis is on the ballot

An Elvis impersonator wearing a red jump suit has filed for office as the running mate of a gubernatorial candidate seeking Minnesota's GOP nomination. 

Airline sorry for Bin Laden boarding pass image

British Airways has apologized for a picture in a company magazine that showed a boarding pass in the name of Osama bin Laden. 

Not venomous? Experts distrust abandoned cobra

Experts are taking no chances with an Asian cobra, not even one found in a box with the message, "I am no longer venomous." 

NHL team needs help flushing arena's toilets

The Pittsburgh Penguins are looking for 250 students to help with an important task and there's only one major requirement: You must know how to flush a toilet. 

Bomb squads sharpen skills in robot rodeo

Bomb squads from around New Mexico got a chance to sharpen their skills by using a remote-controlled robot -- not to blow things up, but to make pancakes. 

Mainers make 'rocket car' with Mentos, soda

The guys from Maine who became online celebrities by creating geysers from Mentos candies and Diet Coke say they have harnessed that power to create a "rocket car." 

Loud muffler helps WA man retrieve stolen truck

You can hear Alex Hansen's truck coming. Or going, which was the case when thieves drove it away from his Longview, Wash., home. 

Frogs close major highway in northern Greece

Frogs close major highway in northern Greece

Greek officials say a horde of frogs has forced the closure of a key northern highway for two hours. 

Chicago couple found buried alive under trash

Authorities say two people in their 70s were found buried under mounds of trash in their home on Chicago's South Side. 

Man bites man in fight over dogs, officials say

It wasn't quite man-bites-dog, but there were men and there were dogs and there was biting. 

Woman avoids prison when strangers repay debt

Woman avoids prison when strangers repay debt

An Ohio woman with a $3,000 legal debt from nearly 30 years ago has avoided prison, thanks to strangers who paid it off. 

Women allegedly try to smuggle meth inside Bible

Two women have been arrested for allegedly attempting to smuggle crystal methamphetamine inside a Bible to a Walker man jailed in the Livingston Parish Detention Center. 

GOP sheriff's race decided by playing cards

A deck of cards and a bit of luck helped decide who will likely be the next sheriff of Nebraska's Morrill County. The nine of hearts Milo Cardenas drew Monday beat Travis Petersen's six of spades, giving Cardenas the Republican nomination for sheriff. Since no Democrats ran for sheriff, Cardenas is likely to win in November's election.

Police: Woman hid in coffin to escape custody

Authorities say a Philadelphia woman hid in a coffin at a central Pennsylvania funeral home to escape custody. 

Eyes flashing, robot conducts wedding in Tokyo

Eyes flashing, robot conducts wedding in Tokyo

Almost everyone stood when the bride walked down the aisle in her white gown, but not the wedding conductor, because she was bolted to her chair. 

'King of Herrings' found off Swedish coast

A maritime expert says a 12-foot giant oarfish -- the world's largest bony fish -- has been found in Swedish waters for the first time in 130 years.

Nearer, my loot, to thee

Two gospel singers are facing multiple charges after authorities say they played uplifting music for several Georgia churches, then stole some $100,000 worth of speakers, microphones and other equipment.

Elderly sister can keep lottery prize

An 87-year-old Connecticut woman doesn't have to split her share of a $500,000 lottery jackpot with the 84-year-old sister she hasn't spoken to since they began fighting over the cash, a judge ruled.

Bottle-wielding man foils truck-stop robbery

Officials said a customer who struck a gun-toting man on the head with two beer bottles foiled a robbery at a truck stop off Interstate 95 in Virginia.

Woman admits impersonating FBI supervisor

A Massachusetts woman pleaded guilty to impersonating an FBI agent after fooling her former neighbors in northern Virginia into taking jobs as her assistant.

Aussie father clasps infant as car hits

Dramatic video footage has emerged of a father saving his infant son by clutching steadfastly to him as a car strikes the man.

L.A. shelter meal goes wild with bear tacos

It's been a wild night at a Skid Row shelter in Los Angeles. The Union Rescue Mission offered a dinner Monday night of tacos made from wild elk, deer, sheep, pig, black bear and antelope.

Alleged 'toilet paper' bandit nabbed

Police in Lincoln, Neb., said they suspect they've captured the "toilet paper bandit," who concealed his face by wrapping his head with toilet paper during a robbery.

Hit 'er harder, Ma!

Forget brunch. Sports promoters in Lima, Peru, are honoring its mothers by inviting them to slip on gloves and head protectors and try to punch each others' lights out.

Colo. man guilty of shooting self in groin

A Colorado man who claimed he was trying to defend himself from a mugger when he shot himself in the groin has been convicted of illegal discharge of a firearm.

Man in burning truck drives to fire station

Truck on fire? Forget calling 911. Craig Brown of Carlton just drove a few more blocks to the McMinnville (Ore.) fire station.

And these little piggies need a new home

Four years ago, a Tampa area high school freshman told his Spanish teacher he'd wear the same pair of sneakers every day until graduation.