Do you like The Food Network's Barefoot Contessa, Ina Garten?
Do you hate The Food Network's Barefoot Contessa, Ina Garten?
Either way, this one's for you (it's Ina Garten fan fic and it's probs true because she serves dinner on the beach): Ina Garten's Hamptons Haiku Journal.
- link:// Food Network Humor
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3.23.10
By Food Network humor
I'm Jillian Madison, and that's from Food Network Humor. If you're going to blatantly publish our images, at least credit the original source, guys.
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3.23.10
By Kelly Reeves
Thanks for the heads up, Jillian! FNH wasn't credited where our blogger found the image but I've updated with a link to your original post. Apologies!
3.23.10
By Bettina
Why would you want credit for that, its not amusing.
3.24.10
By BarefootWHO
$66 dollars
for Mercedes oil change
but im still obese?
3.23.10
By George M.
Boy some people have WAY too much time on their hands.
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3.24.10
By Robbie
I'm one of them: number five ($66 dollars....") not only does not go 5-7-5, it only has sixteen syllables. Is there a "haiku-check" button on your keyboard?
"Barefoot who:" You don't belong in civilized society. Crawl back under your slime-covered rock, and spend the next two years stretching your arm, so you can do a good job of patting yourself on the back for being an absolutely perfect human being. - Go away, kid! You bother me! ! !
3.23.10
By karen
I Love Ina........she is one of my favorites......she is adorable, smart, funny, I think her and her hubby are sooooooooooooo cute:)
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3.23.10
By Roberta
I also love Ina-she is very down to earth and she is also a great "cook" teacher.
3.24.10
By Tonny
I love Ina also and her husband and she make an adorable couple.
3.24.10
By Deejay034
HER "HUSBAND" YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING !!!
3.23.10
By MSweet
Haiku has a form of 5-7-5, five syllables for the first and third lines and seven for the second. The last two are not true haiku.
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3.24.10
By AP
Amazing how some people can totally miss the point of the joke just so they can tear something apart, even something this silly!
I have a suggestion...get out of the house a little more often.
3.23.10
By jmayer8669
oh, that was great...lol!
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3.23.10
By p
The sound of her voice truly makes me want to throw up. I'm not joking here.
How nauseating is she with that BLAND personality......
Her laugh makes me want to kick my TV .
I don't even know how her fruity husband can stand her.
Does anyone blame him for coming home late ??
How did she get her own show ??
Her only talent is her goofy laugh when she gets one of her light in the feet SWEET friends to do a table scape, and arrange flowers.
She's so dull ! eweeeeeeeeeee
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3.23.10
By jack
A bit of an anger issue, P?
3.24.10
By Jill
If yoiu don't like her, that's cool, but why make fun of her and be mean about it. Her recipes are great, haven't made one that failed yet. She seems like a nice, down to earth person in a loving relationship. Take a clue from Flower...If you can't say something nice, shut the heck up!
3.24.10
By carol
Actually, to not like her, you sure know a LOT about her!
3.23.10
By plat250
That is hilarious. I LOVE INA!!!!
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3.23.10
By Fordfan
Ina Garten was on a book signing and was incredibly rude to my daughter (who is not a child). Never smiled at anyone, not a great way to promote the cookbooks. On the other hand, Michelle met Mario Batali and he signed a book she was going to give to a friend as a birthday gift. It only took a ferw minutes and Mario insisted that someone would take their picture together. Michelle was thrilled and her birthday friend was speechless.
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3.23.10
By michelleann
oh, so it would be okay to be rude to a child, then????