Now with giant robots, a ****ty plot, and explosions! 13 year olds rejoice!

1. Alright, I know I'm never going to be able to top the OK sideways person, but lol kind of looks like a guy sinking into quicksand. Here, grab onto this boa constrictor!
lol

2. My very first blog is also the third most popular blog evar. Could it be because I spent several days on it and not just an hour?
Nah, the internet is just screwed up beyond belief.

3. Speaking of which...

WHY IS THIS NOT A MEME YET!?!

4. I saw that on one of my blogs the 1000 views thing didn't have a comma. But one of Whitly's blogs did! No fair!

5. Nervous Nick changed his profile pic (OMG IT RHYMES LOLOLOL). Dang, I liked seeing him all rabid and Immagonnaeatyourbabies-y.

6. Right now I'm rank 68. Could whoever is rank 69 right now please go out and comment on some stuff?

7. I made a thread about the fact that VGR is a bunch of terrorists, but it got lockeded. In other news, SoonerMatt now has a dent in his face because of it!
http://screwattack.com/forums/thread/VGR-is-a-TERRORIST-ORGANIZATION/1#157282

8. Okay, I lied in #2. My very first blog, as ashamed as I am to admit it, was a terribly written rant about my parents lack of video game knowledge resulting in me not getting what I wanted for Christmas. Wow. I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face. Sort of an extreme 1.21 jigowatt facepalm I suppose.

9. I can't touch type so I tried to type my full name without looking at the keyboard. patruxk mdudf
Hm. Well, it's funnier if you try to say it out loud. With a funny voice.

10. I see a lot of Youtube videos that say "rate it, even if you didn't like it."
If you didn't like my list, then GTFO!!!!
Okay okay okay, if you really want to I suppose you can rate it, even if you hated it.

As long as you rate it a 10.