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Things That Are Probably Still Okay To Eat

FOOD

3 a.m. EST/2 a.m. CST

Lunch meats—how shiny is too shiny? Plus, how much brown slimy carrot do we need to trim away?

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Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23

You claim that nobody understand you, but then, the strange white men in lab coats are doing the best they can.

Man vs. Seagull

NGC

10 p.m. EST / 9 p.m. CST

This week, an unemployed roofer is enters a battle of wits with a Home Depot parking-lot gull colony. To the victor go a cruller and a hot-dog bun.

Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22

The stars indicate that you've been looking really great lately. Also, the stars indicate that they could really use your help moving next weekend.

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