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Bacon Rocket Is Go for Launch

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bacon rocketIf there's one knock on bacon, it's that it doesn't shoot itself into your mouth on its own. You have to use a fork, or your hands, or a cheeseburger.

All true bacon lovers have at once in their lives dreamed of a self-propelled bacon. Not in my lifetime, they would say. Not in my lifetime.

Well, if you're alive now, bacon rockets are happening and they even have their own song. Suck on that, cynics.

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Emotionally Distressing Password Recovery Questions

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As if forgetting your password wasn't stressful enough, you also have to remember the horrifying questions you once answered about yourself when you signed up for the damn account in the first place. Not normal objective stuff like you might prefer, but sneaky, depressing and overall damaging 'life questions' that make you remember things you really would really prefer not to. C'mon! Let's stir up some raw emotion. Here are a few of my favorites.

For the social climbers:

For the (four) fish you flushed:

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Insurance Office Camouflage

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man hiding in copy machineThere is great comfort in knowing that you are well insured. But what if your insurance company refuses to pay out just when you need them most? What if their stand isn't Allstate's stand, or they don't have a talking gecko to help you through your hardship? After a car accident, the Russian gentleman in this commercial pays a little visit to his auto-insurer. Let's just say they're not too eager to make good on his claim.

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Epic Movie Trailer Includes All Movie Clichés (The One)

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What do you get when you take a bunch of Oscar-nominated movies, mix them all together with a few pinches of pure meta? Why, this amazing movie trailer featuring every single film cliché! From "Suspicion That a Character Once Thought Trustworthy Might Not Be Trustworthy" to "Music That Is Hopeful", they've got everything except for THE SLOW CLAP. C'mon you guys, every movie needs a slow clap.

Check out the clip after the jump and recall every film you've ever seen.

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With the JakPak, You'll Never Go Homeless Again

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Not everybody can find their house or apartment every single night of the week. Sometimes you get a little lost, or forgetful, or you're just too tired to walk all the way to the door. It happens, no need to be ashamed. Too bad the same can't be said for freezing your butt off. There's really no way of getting around that...unless you happen to be wearing a JakPak. What's a JakPak? Oh, it's only a waterproof jacket that converts into a sleeping bag and tent. No biggie.

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DJ Ruth Flowers Is the Life of the Party

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In Paris, the people love their discotheques. Ain't nothing better than breaking out your best pop 'n locks and fist pumps to the eminent, throbbing beats of the underground (or "dance clubs").

Until today, there would have been little to no chance of finding us trekking to gay Paris for anything other than croque monsieurs and ...more cheese, but now we have another reason to go, and her name is DJ Ruth Flowers. She's a 70-year-old deej (or "DJ," as we say in the biz) who spins beats while wearing wraparound cataract glasses.

That's also what we, in the biz, call a WIN.

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