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American Voices

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

PlayStation 3 Outage Angers Players

A programming bug in Sony's PlayStation 3 caused error messages to crop up this week, and the manufacturer urged owners not to use the gaming console for 24 hours. What do you think?

Young Woman

Lisa Bell,
Track Inspector
"You know, maybe I should take a break from playing PlayStation for a while and get back to playing Xbox."

Black Man

Allen Chilton,
Systems Analyst
"I couldn't drive my Toyota or use my PlayStation, so I just called up my Grandpa and complained about the Japanese with him."

Young Man

Jim Stephens,
Neck Cutter
"Yeah, my son was pretty pissed. My son is the head of PlayStation, incidentally."

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