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Friday, February 26, 2010

GM Closing Hummer

After a takeover deal with a Chinese manufacturer fell through, General Motors announced that it would shut down its Hummer line. What do you think?

Young Woman

Elizabeth Bondurant,
Systems Analyst
"Since it’s presumably going under, I'm visiting my local Hummer dealership to see what kind of a deal I can get on the inflatable dancing man they have out by the road."

Young Man

Richard Boyd,
Tradeshow Sales Manager
"Now what are we supposed to drive through the deserts of countries with which we are at war? Or to J. Crew?"

Black Man

Devon Little,
Marketing Consutlant
"They can't take away the one you've already got, right? Especially if you're kind of living in it?"

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