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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Chile Quake Shifted Earth's Axis

The recent earthquake in Chile shifted the axis of the earth 3 inches and made the day 1.26 microseconds shorter. What do you think?

Asian Man

Walter Brooke-Taylor,
Agate Setter
"Now when am I supposed to find time to go to the gym?"

Old Man

Paul Garden,
Unemployed
"Though God did inflict great suffering with Haiti's earthquake, He showed His mercy by causing another and shortening the length of the miserable days endured by the Haitian people."

Old Woman

Tabitha Oddie,
Genealogist
"We'll all just have to work a little harder around here, then, won't we?"

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