Obese Filmmaker Booted From Flight
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TV Listings
Meat And Potatoes
ABC
7:30 p.m. EST/6:30 p.m. CST
Twenty-five spin-offs later, America finally gets to see a show about the dining hall employees of the college where Professor Steven Q. Urkel's mentor Mitchell Z. Nerdler first transformed his volunteers into party-mutants.
Gordon Ramsay's Fuck You
FOOD
8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST
You like to cook, eat, or go into restaurants? Fuck you.
