• 

  Roger Dudek

  Roger Dudek lives in West Virginia with his wife, Rosemary, and his twin daughters. He is a professional, syndicated humor columnist who has been writing professionally for more than 20 years. His column, Write On The Funny!, has been published intermittently in dozens of newspapers since it began in 1992. His comedic book of humorous essays, Memoirs Of A Guy-sha, is still looking for a publisher.

Write On The Funny!

• Tonight I'm Going To Party Like It's The 10th Anniversary of 1999!

  10…9…8…7…6…5… 4…3…2…1…Happy New Ye-—oops! I've already broken all of my...

• Moving On Up…To The Cheap Side!

  Well, hello there, loyal readers. So good of you to drop by. Please, won't you step into the foyer? Or at least point to it and tell me where it...

• Swine Flu Season Is Really Flu-ing By!

  Paging Dr. Dudek! Paging Dr. Dudek! You're wanted in the OR to perform an MRI and EKG on REO Speedwagon ASAP! A-OK?

  Don't be...

• Survive This Recession? Do I Look Like I'm Madoff Money?

  Folks, times sure have gotten tough, economically speaking. There's no point in splitting hairs here (it'd take too long to find one on this cue...

• Who's Gonna Hallo-wean My Kids Off All This Candy?

  I've got a little joke for you, loyal readers. Now, I know what you're all thinking: "A joke in your column, Roger? Why, it's going to be lonelier...

• Poconos? I Hardly Know Her!

  Here's one: What's green and pink and red all over? Give up? Why it's ol' Roger "Bermuda Shorts" Dudek back from a sunny weekend in Pennsylvania!...

• It's Christmas Time—And I'm In A Holi-Daze!

  'Twas the weeks before Christmas,

  And all through my home,

  Until my kids get some presents

  They won't leave me...

• Slow Down, Technology!

  If any of my loyal readers felt a cold draft when opening this morning's paper, it's because hell just froze over. That's right! Ol' Roger "No...