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  Jackie Harvey

  Jackie Harvey graduated from Viterbo University with a degree in English literature in 1990. After honing his writing and copy-editing skills at The Sunshine Shopper, he became The Onion’s entertainment columnist in 1994, replacing the outgoing Archie “Arch” Danielson. Currently, Harvey writes his regular column, "The Outside Scoop," as well as his blog, "Harveywood!"

The Outside Scoop

• Who Swoons Over 'New Moon'?

  Item! Guess which vampire franchise is…hold on. I'm going to let you finish, but first let me say that Jackie...

• Kung Fudge! We Lost Another Great Actor!

  Item! It always breaks my heart to be the one to deliver news like this, but Kung Fu and Shane: The Series star and...

• What A Year This Was!

  Wow! Has it been 365 days already? It seems like just yesterday I was looking back on 2007. I guess it's true that time flies when you're having...

• Hanna Montana's Secret Identity…Revealed!

  Item! Have you ever noticed that you never see Miley Cyrus and Hanna Montana in the same room at the same time? (She's kind of like...

• Jackie's 10 Best Entertainment Moments of 2007!

  Item! Should old acquaintance be forgot? No, it should be remembered and celebrated. And what better way to remember our favorite...

• I'm Still Dazzled By The 2007 Emmy Awards!

  Item! What do you get when you take the brightest television stars, put them in the best theater imaginable and let the cameras roll? No, it's not...

• Third Time's Even More The Charm!

  Item! Am I the only one who's noticed that the movie houses are just bursting with must-see sequels-to-sequels these days? Talk about a...

• Show Us The Slurry!

  Item! Everybody knows that Tom Cruise and Katie Bosworth had their baby, Slurry. But how come no one has seen it yet?...

• I'm In The Throes Of Summer Movie Madness!

  Item! Summer movie season is here, so forward my mail to my local theater, because I'm going to be losing myself in air-conditioned Hollywood magic for the next three months—especially since there's nothing on TV but reruns and second-string reality series. So, grab some popcorn, pull down...

• Is There New Love for Tom Cruise?

  Item! After I reported last time that Dawson's cutie Katie Holmes called it quits with her fiancé, I figured we wouldn't hear from her for a while. Color me wrong! The cutie has been snatched up by none other than Tom Cruise. Wow! Tom certainly did well for himself....