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Pickpuss · 28-01-2008, 12:22

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Originally Posted by j24

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...an-accent.html

Have just read the full article and I can't stop laughing now

I must comment on this quote though:

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"When people go to Australia for two weeks they come back sounding Australian, but the whole world doesn't turn round and say, 'Well, f**k you.' Which is basically what England had done.

Presumably, but I could be wrong, when holidaymakers return from Down Under they don't parade the aforementioned newly acquired Australian twang on national TV do they

newwoman · 28-01-2008, 12:24

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Originally Posted by j24

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...an-accent.html

Lets face it, Joss couldn't buy a hit single these days so I suppose it's a way of getting her face back in the papers.

Maybe she'll try and find a husband on a reality show next?

newwoman · 28-01-2008, 12:26

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Originally Posted by Pickpuss

Presumably, but I could be wrong, when holidaymakers return from Down Under they don't parade the aforementioned newly acquired Australian twang on national TV do they

Sorry but have you ever known anyone in your life come back from a 2 week holiday with a different accent?

Pickpuss · 28-01-2008, 12:30

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Originally Posted by newwoman

Sorry but have you ever known anyone in your life come back from a 2 week holiday with a different accent?

I thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt on that one, but in answer to your question I can't really say I've known anyone that has

tatotal · 28-01-2008, 12:32

Get me a 'Breaking News' banner now!

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...ough-text.html

newwoman · 28-01-2008, 13:51

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...ear-pants.html

How could any of us have got through the day without knowing this?

Agent Krycek · 28-01-2008, 13:55

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Originally Posted by newwoman

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...ear-pants.html

How could any of us have got through the day without knowing this?

I could have quite happily gone through the rest of my life not knowing that

trec123 · 28-01-2008, 14:19

Oh how I wish I hadn't clicked on that

pompey73 · 28-01-2008, 14:52

I have so many horrific images in my head now

*goes off to bleach mind*

SuperSpurs · 28-01-2008, 15:59

I think they're doing it on purpose now

burtbendy · 28-01-2008, 16:01

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Originally Posted by SuperSpurs

I think they're doing it on purpose now

Do you mean with this little titbit?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...ing-older.html

I don't know what you mean. I think this is definitely news worthy. I, for one, will sleep soundly in my bed tonight now.

Seriously, they have got to be kidding right?

SuperSpurs · 28-01-2008, 16:03

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Originally Posted by burtbendy

Do you mean with this little titbit?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...ing-older.html

I don't know what you mean. I think this is definitely news worthy. I, for one, will sleep soundly in my bed tonight now.

Seriously, they have got to be kidding right?

How dare you! David Essex is at the cutting edge of music and entertainment! We MUST know his thoughts on everything he feels fit to share with us!

Okay, maybe not

Pickpuss · 28-01-2008, 16:09

Surely this wins the 'GoldenBall Foot In Mouth' prize, for today at least

Sloopy · 28-01-2008, 16:52

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Originally Posted by newwoman

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...ear-pants.html

How could any of us have got through the day without knowing this?

Now is my favourite "news" headline of the day - no, make that the entire year so far.

Oh, the images that conjures up....no wonder Jude always looks flustered on that sofa.

minimalistmatt · 28-01-2008, 20:40

Sarah Beeny thinks people watch her shows to admire her breasts.

Great bit of news there then ...

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/a8804....html?id=88041

Pickpuss · 29-01-2008, 12:56

I shouldn't laugh but I did at this bit:

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She added: "I can tell you her claims that Jermain did naked handstands before sex and wore her bra on his head are ridiculous. My J is not like that. He wouldn’t do that sort of thing."

And I thought they'd split up so why is she referring to him as 'my J'

Wasn't he someone else's J before she nabbed him

I really can't keep up with these zelebs!

Sloopy · 29-01-2008, 12:57

Congratulations, Danielle. You are today's winner of Most Vacuous and Pointless "News" Headline.

dgembadgemba · 30-01-2008, 12:17

my fave one today

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...-for-deal.html

Sloopy · 30-01-2008, 12:19

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Originally Posted by dgembadgemba

my fave one today

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...-for-deal.html

Oh, it's a good one.

You've got to hand it to Slim-Fast, they obviously possess a tremendous sense of humour.

Sloopy · 30-01-2008, 14:48

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...adio-show.html

"He just whipped out his Johnson and took a whaz into this beaker," a source told The Sun.

Classy.

Rogue69 · 30-01-2008, 14:53

Even more classier: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...e-too-big.html

Doesnt take a genius to figure out that Jordan looked better with smaller breasts than those oversized balloons

.

Sloopy · 30-01-2008, 14:54

Another intellectual insight from Professor Andre.

Tomorrow: Quantum physics.

Pickpuss · 30-01-2008, 15:09

Mmmmh, nothings really tickled me today in the wonderful world that is Showbiz

tatotal · 30-01-2008, 21:23

One word: Vile.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...adio-show.html

trec123 · 31-01-2008, 09:15

Ugh - how disgusting

30-01-2008, 14:53	#71
Rogue69 Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: London Services: Sky+, Bethere 24mb, Xbox360 Posts: 1,313	Even more classier: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...e-too-big.html Doesnt take a genius to figure out that Jordan looked better with smaller breasts than those oversized balloons.

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tatotal Banned User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,604	Get me a 'Breaking News' banner now! http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...ough-text.html

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Pickpuss Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sarf Birmingham Services: BelleBuster Posts: 40,551	Surely this wins the 'GoldenBall Foot In Mouth' prize, for today at least

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minimalistmatt Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NW Posts: 6,591	Sarah Beeny thinks people watch her shows to admire her breasts. Great bit of news there then ... http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/a8804....html?id=88041

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Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,215	Congratulations, Danielle. You are today's winner of Most Vacuous and Pointless "News" Headline.

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dgembadgemba Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Professional Voyeur Posts: 6,948	my fave one today http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...-for-deal.html

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Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,215	http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...adio-show.html *"He just whipped out his Johnson and took a whaz into this beaker," a source told The Sun.* Classy.

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Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,215	Another intellectual insight from Professor Andre. Tomorrow: Quantum physics.

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Pickpuss Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sarf Birmingham Services: BelleBuster Posts: 40,551	Mmmmh, nothings really tickled me today in the wonderful world that is Showbiz

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tatotal Banned User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,604	One word: Vile. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...adio-show.html

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