I know I start a lot of threads about the vapidity of DigitalSpy news but really... - Showbiz

tatotal · 23-01-2008, 14:39

This one takes the biscuit:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...chase-bmw.html

lala · 23-01-2008, 14:44

Lol. As the years go by, the chavier DS becomes.

But it's funny though isn't it?

Pickpuss · 23-01-2008, 14:45

I see what you mean

johnen56 · 23-01-2008, 14:47

You mean you weren't completely fascinated by the mind-boggling news that Lily Allen has just brought a car?! For me, that's the story of a lifetime, I’m thrilled I’ve heard it, and now I can die content...

SuperSpurs · 23-01-2008, 14:48

It is a bit odd! Last night when I went to bed, the headline was about Heath Ledger being dead..

...now it's about Lily Allen buying a car? Stop the press!

minimalistmatt · 23-01-2008, 15:00

That plumbs new depths ! I was half waiting for a thread on Chantelle feeling like a Virgin with her new tits (I really couldn't be bothered to make one myself as she is such a waste of effort). http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/celebrit...in-virgin.html

But Lily Allen's new BMW - wow, what next The Arctic Monkeys buy some non stick pans down at Argos. I demand to be kept informed by DS !

Sloopy · 23-01-2008, 15:03

Incredible news.

Time for my next dose of Valium to settle my nerves, methinks.

ShinySue · 23-01-2008, 15:17

that will take the place of her lost baby, wont it.

what a non story. however daily mail has pictures of her shopping in notting hill, apparently she spent 'several hundred pounds' just in one shop! fancy that!

phil_rocks · 23-01-2008, 15:19

wow a bmw its got to be the headlines for tommorrows newspapers

weedledeedle · 23-01-2008, 15:20

I have insider info that Paris Hilton has bought a new handbag!!

- £3,999 bargain apparently

whoppee dooooo!

(and no doubt a tiny chihuahua to cram inside it

)

Bingedrinker · 23-01-2008, 15:25

I remember Heat Magazine dedicating a whole 2 pages about Nicole Kidman using a port-a-loo. That magazine truly is the pits.

weedledeedle · 23-01-2008, 15:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bingedrinker

I remember Heat Magazine dedicating a whole 2 pages about Nicole Kidman using a port-a-loo. That magazine truly is the pits.

I am more surprised that she actually "goes"!!

I would have thought she would get someone to "go" for her

SuperSpurs · 23-01-2008, 15:40

Showbiz news from Digital Spy: Sylvester Stallone: 'I'm a tiny fairy'

Okay, that one I like!

lexy_86 · 23-01-2008, 15:59

Tatotal

Thanks for starting this thread, my thoughts exactly, I mean how little does a person have to do to gain column inches?

Bugger all apparently

ps. DS THIS IS NOT NEWS!

Pickpuss · 23-01-2008, 16:02

I look forward to tomorrow's thread Tatotal

23-01-2008, 16:08

I think I'd have to go with the whole 'Chantelle feels like a virgin' headline as the most banal headline I have ever read anywhere.

robfrancis · 23-01-2008, 16:47

Well, I sneezed about two minutes ago, I wonder if that'll be headline news

Tanequil · 23-01-2008, 16:54

I believe a red BMW would suit Lily.

I also believe I have lost the point of this thread.

trec123 · 23-01-2008, 17:16

I know

Isn't it one of the most pointless pieces of news ever!
What next - Kerry Katona has toast for breakfast?!

Scalper Jack · 23-01-2008, 17:27

These are just shite.

The one with the Desperate Dan looking tart and her new man-made tits. "they are in proportion with the rest of my body"... what like yer jaw? No **** cares do they... unless you want to drill it?

minimalistmatt · 23-01-2008, 17:34

Anyone see the new breaking news ---- Johnny Depp has a new addiction, Midsomer Murders.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/a8708....html?id=87082

I just don't know how they're going to top todays great news bulletins. Tomorrow is sure to be a slow day.

Lily has a new car, Chantelle has new tits, and Depp likes popular television programmes. Scrap BBC news, all I need is on this site

trec123 · 23-01-2008, 17:36

I just took the rubbish bin out - top that DS!

KittyKins · 23-01-2008, 17:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bingedrinker

I remember Heat Magazine dedicating a whole 2 pages about Nicole Kidman using a port-a-loo. That magazine truly is the pits.

I remember that, mainly because I had used the same portaloo a few months before that 'scoop'......

tatotal · 23-01-2008, 19:02

There has been some real corkers over the past few weeks. A particular highlight was that one of the Arctic Monkeys wanted to learn to cook in 2008 over Xmas. I'm amazed they didn't recall Parliament.

rayofsunshine · 23-01-2008, 19:07

Lily Allen getting a BMW...Wow...Stop press...or at least let digital spy know so they can tell the world the unbelievable news. That really has shockedme right to the core. What a shocker of a story.

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23-01-2008, 14:39	#1
tatotal Banned User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,604	I know I start a lot of threads about the vapidity of DigitalSpy news but really... This one takes the biscuit: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...chase-bmw.html

23-01-2008, 14:44	#2
lala Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lala Land :D Posts: 15,687	Lol. As the years go by, the chavier DS becomes. But it's funny though isn't it?

23-01-2008, 14:45	#3
Pickpuss Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sarf Birmingham Services: BelleBuster Posts: 40,597	I see what you mean

23-01-2008, 14:47	#4
johnen56 Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 682	You mean you weren't completely fascinated by the mind-boggling news that Lily Allen has just brought a car?! For me, that's the story of a lifetime, I’m thrilled I’ve heard it, and now I can die content...

23-01-2008, 14:48	#5
SuperSpurs Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: London Services: Sky+, Blueyonder Posts: 1,729	It is a bit odd! Last night when I went to bed, the headline was about Heath Ledger being dead.. ...now it's about Lily Allen buying a car? Stop the press!

23-01-2008, 15:00	#6
minimalistmatt Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NW Posts: 6,591	That plumbs new depths ! I was half waiting for a thread on Chantelle feeling like a Virgin with her new tits (I really couldn't be bothered to make one myself as she is such a waste of effort). http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/celebrit...in-virgin.html But Lily Allen's new BMW - wow, what next The Arctic Monkeys buy some non stick pans down at Argos. I demand to be kept informed by DS !

23-01-2008, 15:03	#7
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,226	Incredible news. Time for my next dose of Valium to settle my nerves, methinks.

23-01-2008, 15:17	#8
ShinySue Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 757	that will take the place of her lost baby, wont it. what a non story. however daily mail has pictures of her shopping in notting hill, apparently she spent 'several hundred pounds' just in one shop! fancy that!

23-01-2008, 15:19	#9
phil_rocks Banned User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,122 Blog Entries: 1	wow a bmw its got to be the headlines for tommorrows newspapers

23-01-2008, 15:20	#10
weedledeedle Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Planet Clom (nr Dartford) Services: Sky+HD BTopenworld broadband O2 for me moby Posts: 7,446	I have insider info that Paris Hilton has bought a new handbag!! - £3,999 bargain apparently whoppee dooooo! (and no doubt a tiny chihuahua to cram inside it )

23-01-2008, 15:25	#11
Bingedrinker Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 328	I remember Heat Magazine dedicating a whole 2 pages about Nicole Kidman using a port-a-loo. That magazine truly is the pits.

23-01-2008, 15:40	#13
SuperSpurs Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: London Services: Sky+, Blueyonder Posts: 1,729	Showbiz news from Digital Spy: Sylvester Stallone: 'I'm a tiny fairy' Okay, that one I like!

23-01-2008, 15:59	#14
lexy_86 Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: in your dreams...... Services: yes please! Posts: 989	Tatotal Thanks for starting this thread, my thoughts exactly, I mean how little does a person have to do to gain column inches? Bugger all apparently ps. DS THIS IS NOT NEWS!

23-01-2008, 16:02	#15
Pickpuss Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sarf Birmingham Services: BelleBuster Posts: 40,597	I look forward to tomorrow's thread Tatotal

23-01-2008, 16:08	#16
booklover Posts: n/a	I think I'd have to go with the whole 'Chantelle feels like a virgin' headline as the most banal headline I have ever read anywhere.

23-01-2008, 16:47	#17
robfrancis Forum Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Basingstoke, UK Services: Freeview on 3 TV's and Dell Pentium 4 PC running on XP Pro. Posts: 81	Well, I sneezed about two minutes ago, I wonder if that'll be headline news

23-01-2008, 16:54	#18
Tanequil Forum Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 55,807	I believe a red BMW would suit Lily. I also believe I have lost the point of this thread.

23-01-2008, 17:16	#19
trec123 Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,407	I know Isn't it one of the most pointless pieces of news ever! What next - Kerry Katona has toast for breakfast?!

23-01-2008, 17:27	#20
Scalper Jack Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,155	These are just shite. The one with the Desperate Dan looking tart and her new man-made tits. "they are in proportion with the rest of my body"... what like yer jaw? No **** cares do they... unless you want to drill it?

23-01-2008, 17:34	#21
minimalistmatt Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NW Posts: 6,591	Anyone see the new breaking news ---- Johnny Depp has a new addiction, Midsomer Murders. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/a8708....html?id=87082 I just don't know how they're going to top todays great news bulletins. Tomorrow is sure to be a slow day. Lily has a new car, Chantelle has new tits, and Depp likes popular television programmes. Scrap BBC news, all I need is on this site

23-01-2008, 17:36	#22
trec123 Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,407	I just took the rubbish bin out - top that DS!

23-01-2008, 19:02	#24
tatotal Banned User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,604	There has been some real corkers over the past few weeks. A particular highlight was that one of the Arctic Monkeys wanted to learn to cook in 2008 over Xmas. I'm amazed they didn't recall Parliament.

23-01-2008, 19:07	#25
rayofsunshine Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Hotel Monica Posts: 897	Lily Allen getting a BMW...Wow...Stop press...or at least let digital spy know so they can tell the world the unbelievable news. That really has shockedme right to the core. What a shocker of a story. ....