Worlds smallest lunchbox - Page 6 - Showbiz

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 20:38

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Originally Posted by *Confidential*

I did the one after 'yours'.

Best money I ever spent.

Bloody brilliant.

You get that thrown in for nothing when they downsize them. Best money I ever spent as well

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 20:45

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

If you count how many people say it is tiny, and how many people say it isn`t, I think you will find your statement is incorrect zx50.

And these comments would be from women. Enough said, I think.

*Confidential* · 02-11-2009, 20:51

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Originally Posted by zx50

And these comments would be from women. Enough said, I think.

Seeing as we are at the receiving end, I reckon that gives us the determining factor as to what does and doesn't do work well.

Here's a little tribute song to Alex and 'friends'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8oIP7Grkn4

sing alone everyone.

ILoveMaxwell · 02-11-2009, 20:57

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Originally Posted by zx50

And these comments would be from women. Enough said, I think.

Whats the problem anyway? We arent saying that you have a small one or anything but Alex does

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 21:00

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Originally Posted by ILoveMaxwell

Whats the problem anyway? We arent saying that you have a small one or anything but Alex does

I think it is because we don`t have a penis

We have tiny penis envy

*Confidential* · 02-11-2009, 21:03

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

I think it is because we don`t have a penis

We have tiny penis envy

Whoa sister. We DO have tiny penis' of our own remember!!!!!!

And they are able to perform time after time after time after time. We are our own in built duracell bunnies in a way.

Unlike thems 'mensfolk'. One good useage and they have to go on recharge. PFFT.

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 21:20

Yeah, okay. I think this is just turning in to a mockfest now. I think the debate's been exhausted now.

*Confidential* · 02-11-2009, 21:36

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Originally Posted by zx50

Yeah, okay. I think this is just turning in to a mockfest now. I think the debate's been exhausted now.

In all fairness, there 'wasn't much' to debate about to start off with.

You_mo · 02-11-2009, 21:42

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Originally Posted by *Confidential*

And some men in this thread doth protest too much.

I've seen many a willie, all shapes, sizes and I've yet to see any guy who can wrap their dick and their balls in such a tight flimsy thong/gstring without something protruding or hanging out somewhere.

The guy aint built downstairs, it's not a crime. But it's sure as hell not the best thing if he wants to avoid ridicule to go around dressed in as little fabric and expect people to believe your a stud in bed.

Of course he may have been getting tips from the ladyboys. They tuck it away so well you wouldn't even know they had one!

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 21:49

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Originally Posted by You_mo

Of course he may have been getting tips from the ladyboys. They tuck it away so well you wouldn't even know they had one!

even in a see through thong???????????

Lushness · 02-11-2009, 22:05

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boX2bqppQ_w

*Confidential* · 02-11-2009, 22:10

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Originally Posted by Lushness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boX2bqppQ_w

You are lush indeed.

How the hell did you manage to find that! I'm in awe of you.

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 22:14

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Originally Posted by Lushness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boX2bqppQ_w

Goodness

I don`t think zx50 will approve of that at all

*Confidential* · 02-11-2009, 22:19

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

Goodness

I don`t think zx50 will approve of that at all

I think he's in a serious cream puff.

Lushness · 02-11-2009, 22:19

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Originally Posted by *Confidential*

You are lush indeed.

How the hell did you manage to find that! I'm in awe of you.

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

Goodness

I don`t think zx50 will approve of that at all

I always think of this song whenever the teeny weeny topic comes up!

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 22:21

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Originally Posted by *Confidential*

I think he's in a serious cream puff.

He may have done a thread flounce

MrsHenri · 03-11-2009, 02:56

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

Here is a closer view of what we are told is normal

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-ne...halloween40238

Wow, his stuff is even smaller than I initially thought

mjcuk2001 · 03-11-2009, 05:55

I suspect Jordans bloke has been overdoing the steriods. After seeing the pictures of her and Dane Bowers, she seems to have no problem with small pricks. It's only the size of the fame that matters.

littlefro · 03-11-2009, 06:40

I thank you one and all for a very entertaining thread. Also big thanks to *Confidential* for providing the appropriate tune.

I haven't that in ages.

littlefro · 03-11-2009, 07:19

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Originally Posted by littlefro

I thank you one and all for a very entertaining thread. Also big thanks to *Confidential* for providing the appropriate tune.

I haven't that in ages.

I meant to say of course, I heaven't heard that in ages.

eyesw/outaface · 03-11-2009, 07:26

is it the size of soemones prick over personality more important for you all? Jeez

alfiewozere · 03-11-2009, 08:19

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Originally Posted by MrsHenri

Wow, his stuff is even smaller than I initially thought

Love the comment from one of HolyMoly's followers:

Hung like a horse....fly.

WelshMum64 · 03-11-2009, 08:24

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Originally Posted by alfiewozere

Love the comment from one of HolyMoly's followers:

Hung like a horse....fly.

He thinks he's a stallion but he's more like My Little Pony!

MsWalker · 03-11-2009, 08:26

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Originally Posted by eyesw/outaface

is it the size of soemones prick over personality more important for you all? Jeez

I think the mans quality was decided when he took up with Jordan. We can all see his looks are dire. He doesn`t seem to work. There wasn`t much left to recommend him as good mate material.

*Confidential* · 03-11-2009, 08:28

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Originally Posted by eyesw/outaface

is it the size of soemones prick over personality more important for you all? Jeez

Personality is a wonderful thing. But seeing as it's not tangible, it's not really going to do the business really is it.

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Originally Posted by alfiewozere

Love the comment from one of HolyMoly's followers:

Hung like a horse....fly.

Missed that. What a seriously great description.

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mjcuk2001 Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22	I suspect Jordans bloke has been overdoing the steriods. After seeing the pictures of her and Dane Bowers, she seems to have no problem with small pricks. It's only the size of the fame that matters.

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littlefro Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: South London Posts: 1,903	I thank you one and all for a very entertaining thread. Also big thanks to Confidential for providing the appropriate tune. I haven't that in ages.

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