Worlds smallest lunchbox - Page 4 - Showbiz

Tinpot · 02-11-2009, 17:05

The women of DigitalSpy are size queens.

And I am their king.

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 17:38

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

It is more obvious that you don`t. If it is squashed against his body, it would look wider than normal. Try squashing your nose against a mirror. Dear God it is skinny.

You just need to accept you are wrong. That is very hard for a man to do though

Squashing your nose against a mirror is NOTHING like that of squashing a penis against yourself, as the nose is made of different stuff, and, is built differently. The nose has cartilage in it, whereas the penis, it's not got any of this in it. You're losing your argument very fast. The penis doesn't widen hardly when it's squashed, so - that's one thing you're wrong about.

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 17:42

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Originally Posted by DanLam1

Then you would have zx50 claiming that women dont have small t*ts, they just position them in such a way, like under their armpits, and that makes them look small!

I've never once said that men don't have small penises, but just that there might be a reason as to why Alex's manhood looks the way it does behind his pants in that photo. You might want to read my posts properly if you're going to indicate I said something.

OATZ MM · 02-11-2009, 17:47

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Originally Posted by whip

OK I admit it my cock is pretty small but there is no way even it could of fitted into those knickers without some overspill somewhere.

Bejesus! Why admit that??!!!!

Mine would never look like Alex's. Mine would be wound round and round my leg and tucked into my sock!!!!

OATZ MM · 02-11-2009, 17:54

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Originally Posted by DanLam1

These photos dont do him any favours!!!

Must have been chilly last night...Peanut springs to mind.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...Halloween.html

No wonder they call him Lurch - and one look at Jordy is enough to make one's peen shoot back straight into the body.

This is clearly what's happened to Alex!!!!

Gloria Fandango · 02-11-2009, 18:10

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Originally Posted by zx50

Squashing your nose against a mirror is NOTHING like that of squashing a penis against yourself, as the nose is made of different stuff, and, is built differently. The nose has cartilage in it, whereas the penis, it's not got any of this in it. You're losing your argument very fast. The penis doesn't widen hardly when it's squashed, so - that's one thing you're wrong about.

Have you been practicing?

devil's custard · 02-11-2009, 18:23

Surely not an Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weenie, Possibly Polka-Dotted Peenie?

*Confidential* · 02-11-2009, 18:30

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

So you harpies were wrong then? Not that you'll all rush to apologize to zx50 or anything though...

Quite something....and then having the cheek to ask others to offer apologies.

Hi Di Hi · 02-11-2009, 18:31

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Originally Posted by devil's custard

Surely not an Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weenie, Possibly Polka-Dotted Peenie?

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If you put a big black wig on him...It's Jordan!!!!...what a pair of Freaks!!!!

Feather2009 · 02-11-2009, 18:32

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Originally Posted by OATZ MM

Mine would never look like Alex's. Mine would be wound round and round my leg and tucked into my sock!!!!

Gulp of hot tea meets keyboard at high speed!

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 18:46

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Originally Posted by Gloria Fandango

Have you been practicing?

Ha ha. Unless I can levitate, then, no.

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 19:02

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Originally Posted by zx50

Squashing your nose against a mirror is NOTHING like that of squashing a penis against yourself, as the nose is made of different stuff, and, is built differently. The nose has cartilage in it, whereas the penis, it's not got any of this in it. You're losing your argument very fast. The penis doesn't widen hardly when it's squashed, so - that's one thing you're wrong about.

I realise that noses and penesis are made in a differnet way. I think we would all notice noses growing when the blood rushed to them

I was using that as an example of something even you could see. Even so, you admit that boys bits do widen when crushed, that was my point. You have now lost the argument

tania4steve · 02-11-2009, 19:03

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Originally Posted by ILoveMaxwell

Im sure that is just his normal bits, when he dressed in Katie's gold outfit for her book launch he deliberately pushed it between his legs and it looked like he had nothing at all so surely if he had done that again it would look the same, to cut a long story short its a tiddler

Class

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 19:04

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Originally Posted by *Confidential*

Quite something....and then having the cheek to ask others to offer apologies.

I still want to know why he thinks we are wrong. That is one very small willy.

tegan1973 · 02-11-2009, 19:05

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

There are clearly some women in this thread who have never actually seen or had any experience with a penis. I can only assume it's because of how fat and ugly they are.

Ooo we've seen them. Never thought that though

I thought <censored content>

tegan1973 · 02-11-2009, 19:08

Alex is tiny! Oh dear!!!

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 19:13

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

I realise that noses and penesis are made in a differnet way. I think we would all notice noses growing when the blood rushed to them

I was using that as an example of something even you could see. Even so, you admit that boys bits do widen when crushed, that was my point. You have now lost the argument

No, you've lost the argument. You obviously don't have a penis by the way your posts are being typed out. You can't comment on something you'll never experience/have.

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 19:15

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Originally Posted by *Confidential*

Quite something....and then having the cheek to ask others to offer apologies.

Because some women in this thread have no idea what they're talking about, that's why.

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 19:15

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Originally Posted by zx50

No, you've lost the argument. You obviously don't have a penis by the way your posts are being typed out. You can't comment on something you'll never experience/have.

I have handled a cockatoo though

OATZ MM · 02-11-2009, 19:16

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

I still want to know why he thinks we are wrong. That is one very small willy.

It was cold out on Saturday night - to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Besides, he'd just seen Phil - that's enough to make anyone's penis shoot back into their body.

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 19:22

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Originally Posted by OATZ MM

It was cold out on Saturday night - to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Besides, he'd just seen Phil - that's enough to make anyone's penis shoot back into their body.

This could very well be one of a few reasons as to why it 'appeared' as small as it did.

You_mo · 02-11-2009, 19:23

It looks okay in his porn film photos!

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 19:32

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Originally Posted by You_mo

It looks okay in his porn film photos!

Yeah, it could have been just because the pants had either forced in an upwards position, or, forced it in a downwards position, or finally, because it was a cold night.

Dom-348 · 02-11-2009, 19:45

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Originally Posted by OATZ MM

It was cold out on Saturday night - to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Besides, he'd just seen Phil - that's enough to make anyone's penis shoot back into their body.

Lol! he had just seen KP as well, thats enough to make anyone's penis jump off and run down the road screaming help!!

Speaking of which, I am sure that in a few weeks time, she will be telling the nation the tragic details and putting us all straight.

ILoveMaxwell · 02-11-2009, 19:47

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Originally Posted by You_mo

It looks okay in his porn film photos!

Airbrushing!

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