Worlds smallest lunchbox - Page 3 - Showbiz

Phyllis Stein · 02-11-2009, 00:32

I suspect he has shrivelled steroid balls so I'm guessing that leaves more room down there to stash the peen....I can't believe I'm having this discussion

*Confidential* · 02-11-2009, 00:46

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Originally Posted by MrsHenri

I totally agree with you. The penis usually goes back into the body vertically and the girth almost stays the same width. I also agree about Alex's testicals they are much bigger than the penis which resembled a mini chipolata. There's no shame in it - men come in all shapes and sizes just as women have breasts of different sizes. Alex has a tiny penis I don't get why some people are in denial about it.

That'll be made official when the split is deemed newsworthy then Alex will have to look forward to Krusty slagging him, his tackle and hell knows what else, off.

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 00:47

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Originally Posted by MrsHenri

I totally agree with you. The penis usually goes back into the body vertically and the girth almost stays the same width. I also agree about Alex's testicals they are much bigger than the penis which resembled a mini chipolata. There's no shame in it - men come in all shapes and sizes just as women have breasts of different sizes. Alex has a tiny penis I don't get why some people are in denial about it.

Maybe they are Alex?

*Confidential* · 02-11-2009, 00:49

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

Maybe they are Alex?

Or maybe it's too close to the bone.

BOOM BOOM.

tania4steve · 02-11-2009, 08:19

However... when seen in the revolting rape/porn film, it appeared of average length but thin & spindly.

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 08:24

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Originally Posted by tania4steve

However... when seen in the revolting rape/porn film, it appeared of average length but thin & spindly.

It can`t touch the sides for Jordan then

JonJonB · 02-11-2009, 09:34

So you harpies were wrong then? Not that you'll all rush to apologize to zx50 or anything though...

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 12:06

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

So you harpies were wrong then? Not that you'll all rush to apologize to zx50 or anything though...

No, I can't see that happening. Some on here are too proud to admit they're wrong once the possibility of evidence comes to light.

Gloria Fandango · 02-11-2009, 12:13

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Originally Posted by tania4steve

However... when seen in the revolting rape/porn film, it appeared of average length but thin & spindly.

Where's the vomit smilie when you need it?

Nothing worse than thin & spindly.

Bully lover · 02-11-2009, 13:36

I was eating my lunch when I clicked onto the link for a look. Wish I hadn't now!!

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 13:45

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

So you harpies were wrong then? Not that you'll all rush to apologize to zx50 or anything though...

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Originally Posted by zx50

No, I can't see that happening. Some on here are too proud to admit they're wrong once the possibility of evidence comes to light.

I am happy to say I am wrong when I am wrong, but I fail to see why I am over the evidence of the photographic evidence we have all seen. I think you 2 are the ones who need to say sorry

hopeless case · 02-11-2009, 14:05

Very very funny thread

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Originally Posted by Phyllis Stein

It might be really, really long and he's stuck it up his bumhole for safe keeping.

With this comment causing the most hilarity

zx50 · 02-11-2009, 14:18

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

I am happy to say I am wrong when I am wrong, but I fail to see why I am over the evidence of the photographic evidence we have all seen. I think you 2 are the ones who need to say sorry

You obviously know nothing about a man's penis judging by the posts you've made. I think I made my point from the last post I made in this thread, and, seeing this one.

glowboy · 02-11-2009, 14:19

I can't stand Reid or Price.

Almost as much as I can't stand threads about the size of men's "lunchboxes".

Cue a dozen Loose Women rejects hollering "why comment then.......?"

Zzzzzzzzz

geos · 02-11-2009, 14:37

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Originally Posted by glowboy

I can't stand Reid or Price.

Almost as much as I can't stand threads about the size of men's "lunchboxes".

Cue a dozen Loose Women rejects hollering "why comment then.......?"

Zzzzzzzzz

Maybe the men should start a thread for Worlds Smallest T*ts.. What goes around comes around etc..

DanLam1 · 02-11-2009, 14:44

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Originally Posted by geos

Maybe the men should start a thread for Worlds Smallest T*ts.. What goes around comes around etc..

Then you would have zx50 claiming that women dont have small t*ts, they just position them in such a way, like under their armpits, and that makes them look small!

Weehead · 02-11-2009, 14:45

Ewwww a weeny peeny. I saw one once, it looked like a little babies, on a grown man. What a bummer.

margurita · 02-11-2009, 15:01

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Originally Posted by MrsHenri

I totally agree with you. The penis usually goes back into the body vertically and the girth almost stays the same width. I also agree about Alex's testicals they are much bigger than the penis which resembled a mini chipolata. There's no shame in it - men come in all shapes and sizes just as women have breasts of different sizes. Alex has a tiny penis I don't get why some people are in denial about it.

Well, the Thai ladyboy had no problems with it - according to the NOWT yesterday

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/show...boyfriend.html

lucy mane · 02-11-2009, 15:06

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Originally Posted by DanLam1

JonJonB and zx50! I think you need to hook up sometime and compare notes!

God there is a lot of women obsessed with guys having big ones lol

Even if JonJonB, zx50 and Alex have little ones it is what you do with it that counts. It wouldn't be nice if a bloke was abusing a girl for having no boobs are a big vagina. It must hurt to be ridiculed for having a small penis.

ILoveMaxwell · 02-11-2009, 15:10

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Originally Posted by zx50

I can only imagine that you're a woman and that you've no idea that if you place your manhood in the down position, the underwear will squash it under your body. The tightness of the clothing also plays a part in how big it appears as well. Another unrealistic expectation it seems here.

Edit: He might have also had his manhood pushed up as well. This would explain why there wasn't much to see.

Im sure that is just his normal bits, when he dressed in Katie's gold outfit for her book launch he deliberately pushed it between his legs and it looked like he had nothing at all so surely if he had done that again it would look the same, to cut a long story short its a tiddler

ILoveMaxwell · 02-11-2009, 15:12

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Originally Posted by geos

Maybe the men should start a thread for Worlds Smallest T*ts.. What goes around comes around etc..

Boob size isnt relevant to bedroom performance, manhood size is

and...breathe · 02-11-2009, 15:12

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Originally Posted by Weehead

Ewwww a weeny peeny. I saw one once, it looked like a little babies, on a grown man. What a bummer.

Weeny Peeny haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa made my afternoon! (Not literally ha ha)

GODDESS · 02-11-2009, 15:21

It's not that he has a small lunchbox, Crusty just has a very large sleeping bag.

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 15:44

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Originally Posted by zx50

You obviously know nothing about a man's penis judging by the posts you've made. I think I made my point from the last post I made in this thread, and, seeing this one.

It is more obvious that you don`t. If it is squashed against his body, it would look wider than normal. Try squashing your nose against a mirror. Dear God it is skinny.

You just need to accept you are wrong. That is very hard for a man to do though

MadonnaMIX · 02-11-2009, 17:01

Hes got a teeny weeny peeny

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Phyllis Stein Forum Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LIVID Services: I refuse to diminish my character! Posts: 13,924	I suspect he has shrivelled steroid balls so I'm guessing that leaves more room down there to stash the peen....I can't believe I'm having this discussion

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tania4steve Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 251	However... when seen in the revolting rape/porn film, it appeared of average length but thin & spindly.

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JonJonB Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,422	So you harpies were wrong then? Not that you'll all rush to apologize to zx50 or anything though...

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Bully lover Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Isle of Wight Posts: 672	I was eating my lunch when I clicked onto the link for a look. Wish I hadn't now!!

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glowboy Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,511	I can't stand Reid or Price. Almost as much as I can't stand threads about the size of men's "lunchboxes". Cue a dozen Loose Women rejects hollering "why comment then.......?" Zzzzzzzzz

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Weehead Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 38	Ewwww a weeny peeny. I saw one once, it looked like a little babies, on a grown man. What a bummer.

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MadonnaMIX Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Glasgow Posts: 6,723	Hes got a teeny weeny peeny