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JonJonB · 01-11-2009, 22:53

There are clearly some women in this thread who have never actually seen or had any experience with a penis. I can only assume it's because of how fat and ugly they are.

Phyllis Stein · 01-11-2009, 23:08

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

There are clearly some women in this thread who have never actually seen or had any experience with a penis. I can only assume it's because of how fat and ugly they are.

*Turns webcam off*

paris192 · 01-11-2009, 23:15

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

There are clearly some women in this thread who have never actually seen or had any experience with a penis. I can only assume it's because of how fat and ugly they are.

and we can only assume that there are one of two males on the site for whom the topic of penis size is a bit of touchy subject -
fat girls can always go on a diet ...but a man with small one well we all know the answer there

MsWalker · 01-11-2009, 23:22

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

There are clearly some women in this thread who have never actually seen or had any experience with a penis. I can only assume it's because of how fat and ugly they are.

If you think that miniscule thing is big you must have been comparing it to your own little feller.

DanLam1 · 01-11-2009, 23:23

Why are all these men defending such a miniscule point?

MrsHenri · 01-11-2009, 23:24

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Originally Posted by zx50

If you're referring to me, I don't have to accept anything. Some women in life obviously have no idea about how a man's penis works, and that they expect it to be the same size ALL the time when flaccid........which just isn't the case. I think it's time for another lesson on the human body for some women on here, particularly the penis.

I'm a mother of five boys and I can honestly say there is no mystery regarding the penis - Alex just has a tiny one - end of.

M. Tourette · 01-11-2009, 23:27

There again he may have a grower not a show-er if you get my drift.
or as you say he might have a rinky dinky tinky winkie.

Some Rinky dinks are very grateful for the attention though and put a lot more effort into it than some of the larger ones whose egos are just as large and have neither the attitude or the blood to get up to anything and flounder around like a basking seal on a floating ice cap.

I don't want an excess at the price of enthusiasm, which is what seems to happen when you get over twelve inches or more.

Give me an average one with plenty of spunk.

(I use the term in it's meaning of courage and determination.... not what you were thinking of!! some people have the mind of a cess pit)

Imperfect Angel · 01-11-2009, 23:27

revolting

M. Tourette · 01-11-2009, 23:29

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Originally Posted by Imperfect Angel

revolting

Who's that in response to?

JonJonB · 01-11-2009, 23:36

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Why are all these men defending such a miniscule point?

I would never defend a cretin like that man, but the sheer failure of understanding of human physiology on display is near impossible to let go unchallenged. I'm defending zx50 if anything, who's been mocked and abused for daring to point out the OP's ignorance.

zx50 · 01-11-2009, 23:41

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

There are clearly some women in this thread who have never actually seen or had any experience with a penis. I can only assume it's because of how fat and ugly they are.

I think this much is clearly obvious.

Dom-348 · 01-11-2009, 23:41

Its a tiddler!! simple as that! I think there is an assumption that a big bloke must have a big willy, but I have a girlfriend who's husband is 6ft 2inches and built like a brick s**t house, and she assures me that that concept is completely untrue. Oh and I am not fat nor ugly for the poster who assumes any woman having an opinion on the subject that suggests Reid has a small one must be.

DanLam1 · 01-11-2009, 23:43

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

I would never defend a cretin like that man, but the sheer failure of understanding of human physiology on display is near impossible to let go unchallenged. I'm defending zx50 if anything, who's been mocked and abused for daring to point out the OP's ignorance.

OMG, fair enough a man can do the between legs thing while stationary, but are you seriously suggesting he spent the whole evening walking around with his crown jewels strapped between his legs?

JonJonB · 01-11-2009, 23:48

I don't think any woman who thinks Alex Reid has a small penis must be fat or ugly, but when women refute zx50's more reliable knowledge (since, y'know, he actually HAS a penis) with the cheap comeback of "oh you must have a small one as well"...then clearly they are the ones who are clutching at straws, with no actual experience of their own to rely on.

Dom-348 · 01-11-2009, 23:48

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Originally Posted by DanLam1

OMG, fair enough a man can do the between legs thing while stationary, but are you seriously suggesting he spent the whole evening walking around with his crown jewels strapped between his legs?

Plus he had a G string on, so it all would of been sticking out of the back..gross

zx50 · 01-11-2009, 23:50

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Originally Posted by DanLam1

OMG, fair enough a man can do the between legs thing while stationary, but are you seriously suggesting he spent the whole evening walking around with his crown jewels strapped between his legs?

It also might have been cold. A man's penis size shrinks a bit when the air around them is cold/ish. The tighter than underwear, the more your manhood gets squashed inwards. If these pants were slackish, fair enough.

Phyllis Stein · 01-11-2009, 23:54

It might be really, really long and he's stuck it up his bumhole for safe keeping.

Dom-348 · 02-11-2009, 00:01

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Originally Posted by Phyllis Stein

It might be really, really long and he's stuck it up his bumhole for safe keeping.

LOL

DanLam1 · 02-11-2009, 00:02

JonJonB and zx50! I think you need to hook up sometime and compare notes!

JonJonB · 02-11-2009, 00:12

I think you've never seen a penis in your life, tbh.

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 00:14

While I understand that willies can shrink if the owner of said willy is cold, they seem to not lose girth. They also tend to kind of shrivel upwards. Now, Mr Reids male parts seem smooth and his testicles do not seem to have shrunk up into his body (another thing I have noticed about a male who has got cold)

What do I know though. I am supposedly fat and ugly. I have also been married 3 times, so have seen a penis.

DanLam1 · 02-11-2009, 00:15

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

I think you've never seen a penis in your life, tbh.

If i had only looked at Alex Reids photos , you would be correct!

JonJonB · 02-11-2009, 00:16

I am correct anyway.

MsWalker · 02-11-2009, 00:20

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

I am correct anyway.

About what

MrsHenri · 02-11-2009, 00:29

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Originally Posted by MsWalker

While I understand that willies can shrink if the owner of said willy is cold, they seem to not lose girth. They also tend to kind of shrivel upwards. Now, Mr Reids male parts seem smooth and his testicles do not seem to have shrunk up into his body (another thing I have noticed about a male who has got cold)

What do I know though. I am supposedly fat and ugly. I have also been married 3 times, so have seen a penis.

I totally agree with you. The penis usually goes back into the body vertically and the girth almost stays the same width. I also agree about Alex's testicals they are much bigger than the penis which resembled a mini chipolata. There's no shame in it - men come in all shapes and sizes just as women have breasts of different sizes. Alex has a tiny penis I don't get why some people are in denial about it.

01-11-2009, 22:53	#26
JonJonB Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,422	There are clearly some women in this thread who have never actually seen or had any experience with a penis. I can only assume it's because of how fat and ugly they are.

01-11-2009, 23:23	#30
DanLam1 Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 791	Why are all these men defending such a miniscule point?

01-11-2009, 23:27	#32
M. Tourette Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Filmer Hole. Posts: 3,717	There again he may have a grower not a show-er if you get my drift. or as you say he might have a rinky dinky tinky winkie. Some Rinky dinks are very grateful for the attention though and put a lot more effort into it than some of the larger ones whose egos are just as large and have neither the attitude or the blood to get up to anything and flounder around like a basking seal on a floating ice cap. I don't want an excess at the price of enthusiasm, which is what seems to happen when you get over twelve inches or more. Give me an average one with plenty of spunk. (I use the term in it's meaning of courage and determination.... not what you were thinking of!! some people have the mind of a cess pit)

01-11-2009, 23:27	#33
Imperfect Angel Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,345	revolting

01-11-2009, 23:41	#37
Dom-348 Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 100	Its a tiddler!! simple as that! I think there is an assumption that a big bloke must have a big willy, but I have a girlfriend who's husband is 6ft 2inches and built like a brick s**t house, and she assures me that that concept is completely untrue. Oh and I am not fat nor ugly for the poster who assumes any woman having an opinion on the subject that suggests Reid has a small one must be.

01-11-2009, 23:48	#39
JonJonB Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,422	I don't think any woman who thinks Alex Reid has a small penis must be fat or ugly, but when women refute zx50's more reliable knowledge (since, y'know, he actually HAS a penis) with the cheap comeback of "oh you must have a small one as well"...then clearly they are the ones who are clutching at straws, with no actual experience of their own to rely on.

01-11-2009, 23:54	#42
Phyllis Stein Forum Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LIVID Services: I refuse to diminish my character! Posts: 13,924	It might be really, really long and he's stuck it up his bumhole for safe keeping.

02-11-2009, 00:02	#44
DanLam1 Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 791	JonJonB and zx50! I think you need to hook up sometime and compare notes!

02-11-2009, 00:12	#45
JonJonB Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,422	I think you've never seen a penis in your life, tbh.

02-11-2009, 00:14	#46
MsWalker Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: my living room. Posts: 2,644	While I understand that willies can shrink if the owner of said willy is cold, they seem to not lose girth. They also tend to kind of shrivel upwards. Now, Mr Reids male parts seem smooth and his testicles do not seem to have shrunk up into his body (another thing I have noticed about a male who has got cold) What do I know though. I am supposedly fat and ugly. I have also been married 3 times, so have seen a penis.

02-11-2009, 00:16	#48
JonJonB Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,422	I am correct anyway.