Jordan & Pete split saga cont. (Part 3) (Merged) - Page 3 - Showbiz

OATZ MM · 15-10-2009, 16:07

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Originally Posted by vidalia

Synopsis of the story so far for new readers:

Katie and Peter split.
Katie doesn't behave well.
Does several exclusive interviews.
Gets new boyfriend and then another one - he's the one.
Peter behaves better.
Does several exclusive interviews.
Both talk about and are photographed with their children a lot.
Katie gets lots of publicity but little support.
Peter gets lots of publicity and more support.
Both do documentaries - more people watch his than watch hers.
A lot of people don't like Katie but some do.
Peter is a saint - no he isn't.
Both are as bad as each other - no they're not.
Ad infinitum.

Don't forget the "rapist" - who still hasn't been seen since that fateful day........

vidalia · 15-10-2009, 16:07

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Originally Posted by Mr Giggles

I was thinking of one person, a certain person who thinks the sun shines out of her bleached arse.....

Yes, but then other people reply and then she replies and it all goes round in ever decreasing circles. I suppose that's how discussion boards work but to be honest, it's not really a discussion any more.

Mr Giggles · 15-10-2009, 16:08

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Originally Posted by darling

On the bright side, this ploy has misfired very badly for Krusty and Lurch!

Like all her ploys, they always go TITS UP!

vidalia · 15-10-2009, 16:08

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Originally Posted by OATZ MM

Don't forget the "rapist" - who still hasn't been seen since that fateful day........

That is included under not behaving well and doing an exclusive interview.

Mr Giggles · 15-10-2009, 16:09

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Originally Posted by OATZ MM

Don't forget the "rapist" - who still hasn't been seen since that fateful day........

That's just a myth...and was supposed to of happened ages ago.

janetcomelately · 15-10-2009, 16:09

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Originally Posted by Mr Giggles

We know, change the record FFS!

Thank you.

Smashbox was suggesting I thought otherwise. Thought I'd popped into an alternate universe then for a sec.

Mr Giggles · 15-10-2009, 16:11

3 pages already, give it a couple of weeks for PART 5......by the the time of the new year it will be part10

chris2009 · 15-10-2009, 16:11

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Originally Posted by reginald1981

She can still post what she likes without being told to stop though regardless of whether you or others disagree.

Never told her to stop, I said "If I were you, I'd stop". Different...

janetcomelately · 15-10-2009, 16:12

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Originally Posted by vidalia

I can't believe that exactly the same posts are still being posted and this thread is now in it's third incarnation.

Its madness innit. I left the thread for about four weeks only to come back and see its still full of life and bile.

Hey ho.

OATZ MM · 15-10-2009, 16:14

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Originally Posted by janetcomelately

Thank you.

Smashbox was suggesting I thought otherwise. Thought I'd popped into an alternate universe then for a sec.

There already is an alternative universe...... for those who think Jordy's behaviour is somehow defendable............

Mr Giggles · 15-10-2009, 16:16

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Originally Posted by OATZ MM

There already is an alternative universe...... for those who think Jordy's behaviour is somehow defendable............

Some people live in an alternative universe

janetcomelately · 15-10-2009, 16:17

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Originally Posted by OATZ MM

There already is an alternative universe...... for those who think Jordy's behaviour is somehow defendable............

Is it next door to one which is inhabited by those who cant see that Pete is as much a media whore as she? You know, the one right by The Daily Star where they all go for Pete and katie coffee mornings.

OATZ MM · 15-10-2009, 16:17

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Originally Posted by Mr Giggles

That's just a myth...and was supposed to of happened ages ago.

No, I can confirm - the "rapist" hasn't been seen since. A few tufts of his hair have been seen sticking out of her vagina - he desperately tries to claw his way out of the hole of doom - but his goal continues to elude him - poor barsteward.

OATZ MM · 15-10-2009, 16:18

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Originally Posted by janetcomelately

Is it next door to one which is inhabited by those who cant see that Pete is as much a media whore as she? You know, the one right by The Daily Star where they all go for Pete and katie coffee mornings.

You tell me - my feet are firmly rooted on planet earth!

Sem1 · 15-10-2009, 16:19

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Originally Posted by OATZ MM

No, I can confirm - the "rapist" hasn't been seen since. A few tufts of his hair have been seen sticking out of her vagina - he desperately tries to claw his way out of the hole of doom - but his goal continues to elude him - poor barsteward.

Stop it!! I nearly choked to death

sunshine_x · 15-10-2009, 16:58

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Originally Posted by OATZ MM

No, I can confirm - the "rapist" hasn't been seen since. A few tufts of his hair have been seen sticking out of her vagina - he desperately tries to claw his way out of the hole of doom - but his goal continues to elude him - poor barsteward.

i just had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

I think by telling everyone about this phonecall, Krusty and Lurch are hoping that people will turn against Pete. Well no one really cares what Pete said, I for one feel like congratulating him

I just saw a picture of Lurch, I actually feel physically repulsed

Dom-348 · 15-10-2009, 18:07

The more PA has to put up with the more I forgive him for putting up with her for so long. Price and her cronie have excelled themselves today. If they think that they are going to set him up like this and turn the tables round on him, they are very much mistaken.

Anyone with half a brain can see what a nightmare scenario he is caught up in.

OATZ MM · 15-10-2009, 18:09

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Originally Posted by Dom-348

The more PA has to put up with the more I forgive him for putting up with her for so long. Price and her cronie have excelled themselves today. If they think that they are going to set him up like this and turn the tables round on him, they are very much mistaken.

Anyone with half a brain can see what a nightmare scenario he is caught up in.

He's gonna be stuck with it for the next 16 years aswell. You can't help but feel sorry for the guy.

captainkremmen · 15-10-2009, 18:22

I see the vapid, creosote covered, fake boobed waste of oxygen is now complaining that designers wont give her free clothes, aww poor didums. What's wrong KP, is the money running out?. Maybe you should go back to your less well known careers you had in the late 1980s

. Then she goes on to ask what exactly does Kelly Brooke do?. Umm, well, modelling, some TV roles a film role or two and is quite high profile in the US, unlike the orange one whose foray across the Atlantic failed quite spectacularly.

janetcomelately · 15-10-2009, 21:33

OK. I caught the last few mins of his programme tonight with Pete clearly knowing number 4 for his single was very poor after all the promotion.

What exciting/entertaining 'highlights' did I miss?

duckapluck · 15-10-2009, 21:46

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Originally Posted by janetcomelately

OK. I caught the last few mins of his programme tonight with Pete clearly knowing number 4 for his single was very poor after all the promotion.

What exciting/entertaining 'highlights' did I miss?

Haha you watched his programme janet nice one, now you get to spend all day tomorrow on here like everyone else

janetcomelately · 15-10-2009, 21:56

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Originally Posted by duckapluck

Haha you watched his programme janet nice one, now you get to spend all day tomorrow on here like everyone else

I came home to Pete balling his eyes out. That's all. I managed half hour of last week's to give it a go but it was a snooze fest.

He is an alright bloke but doesn't seem reality TV material. Big Brother late night live feed with them all tucked up in bed was more interesting.

Dom-348 · 15-10-2009, 22:02

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Originally Posted by janetcomelately

OK. I caught the last few mins of his programme tonight with Pete clearly knowing number 4 for his single was very poor after all the promotion.

What exciting/entertaining 'highlights' did I miss?

Oh come off it! you just happened to catch the bit of the programme that you percieve as being negative for Pete, and would suit you to post here. Your luck was certainly in Janet

firefliesuk · 15-10-2009, 22:02

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Originally Posted by janetcomelately

OK. I caught the last few mins of his programme tonight with Pete clearly knowing number 4 for his single was very poor after all the promotion.

What exciting/entertaining 'highlights' did I miss?

Let's face it. You're not interested. All you want to do is critisize him and and pull apart anything he says or does. So why even ask?

janetcomelately · 15-10-2009, 22:05

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Originally Posted by Dom-348

Oh come off it! you just happened to catch the bit of the programme that you percieve as being negative for Pete, and would suit you to post here. Your luck was certainly in Janet

Honest guv!

I went out for dinner and my son (a Pete fan!)

had it on when I got home.

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Mr Giggles Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Croydon, Surrey ♂ Services: Tiscali MAX - Sky + Courier service within the M25 Posts: 13,353 Blog Entries: 5	3 pages already, give it a couple of weeks for PART 5......by the the time of the new year it will be part10

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Dom-348 Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 100	The more PA has to put up with the more I forgive him for putting up with her for so long. Price and her cronie have excelled themselves today. If they think that they are going to set him up like this and turn the tables round on him, they are very much mistaken. Anyone with half a brain can see what a nightmare scenario he is caught up in.

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captainkremmen Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Services: O2 Home Access Broadband, Freeview Plus. Posts: 2,025	I see the vapid, creosote covered, fake boobed waste of oxygen is now complaining that designers wont give her free clothes, aww poor didums. What's wrong KP, is the money running out?. Maybe you should go back to your less well known careers you had in the late 1980s . Then she goes on to ask what exactly does Kelly Brooke do?. Umm, well, modelling, some TV roles a film role or two and is quite high profile in the US, unlike the orange one whose foray across the Atlantic failed quite spectacularly.

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janetcomelately Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,686	OK. I caught the last few mins of his programme tonight with Pete clearly knowing number 4 for his single was very poor after all the promotion. What exciting/entertaining 'highlights' did I miss?