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  1. I hesitate to use the word 'subversive', but I think in the case of these three hotties it's justifiedabout 9 hours ago from web
  2. And the fact that the word 'celebrity' will disgust them only makes it more amazing.about 9 hours ago from web
  3. Butno three people ever deserved celebrity moreabout 9 hours ago from web
  4. I never had anyone I loved become famous, so I really don't know how to handle thisabout 9 hours ago from web
  5. Aha, make it magnificent. Did the child Morten Harket know quite the responsibility Deborah Harry was giving him? Basically, he failedabout 16 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  6. http://twitpic.com/mly2p Basically, this. And that's an actual sausage by the way, although not a bratwurst, obvsabout 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  7. I seem to be a corporate guest of some lovely games people. But everyone else are city banking date raping wankersabout 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  8. In answer to the previous riddle, I am at something called BierFest at Old Billingsgate Market.about 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  9. Angels fall to the floor, like they would if I was Captainabout 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  10. Things I never thought I'd see at 3.30pm: a man wearing a lederhosen arse over tit on a dancefloor dry-bumming himself with a bratwurstabout 18 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  11. I don't know how many people in this room are date rapists, but I'm pretty sure its above the national averageabout 19 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  12. Looks like I got my groove back10:44 AM Oct 22nd from TwitterBerry
  13. Actually this aint too bad. Last night's rampage only lost me one follower3:58 PM Oct 21st from web
  14. @rob_fitzpatrick but prescription pills weren't even fashionable back then!3:55 PM Oct 21st from web in reply to rob_fitzpatrick
  15. Who gon' run this town tonight? Anyone?2:15 PM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry
  16. @we_were_aborted thankyouverymuch. The inner glitterkid never dies (as we discovered last night :( )2:14 PM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry
  17. But I must return to declare that 'Russian Roulette' isn't half as awful as you think it is at first. Truth12:48 PM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry
  18. So I banned myself from Twitter for the day after breifly turning into Courtney Love last night12:47 PM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry
  19. Also there's not much in it, but I'm not QUITE AS STUPID as any of this would suggest. With so much love and so many more sentences to go xx6:43 PM Oct 20th from web
  20. Credibility? I'm yawning!!6:34 PM Oct 20th from web
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