Bag Check

by Jeff

Image text: A laptop battery contains roughly the stored energy of a hand grenade, and if shorted it ... hey!  You can't arrest me if I prove your rules inconsistent!

It's never a good idea to mention what possibly dangerous stuff you have in your bag at the airport.  Probably better off just buying a new water after the check point.  No matter the inconsitency of the rules.  And the joke in the image text is that you can very easily be arrested on inconsistent rules.