Julia Gorin is author of the new humor title Clintonisms: The Amusing, Confusing, and Suspect Musing of Billary.

She is the third-most recognizable name in politically conservative stand-up comedy. But don't click off just yet. Because in addition to being profiled in the 2005 book South Park Conservatives, Julia's jokes were featured in the decidedly non-conservative Penthouse magazine (and did we mention Hustler?). Her jokes appear among the "1,500 Best Jokes Ever Told" in The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes. Julia is also a widely published op-ed writer and an unpaid advisory board member on the American Council for Kosovo.

Blog Entries by Julia Gorin

Video: Bill Clinton Reacts to Obama Nobel Prize

Posted October 16, 2009 | 01:24 PM (EST)


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Americans Want Universal Access to Graveyards

13 Comments | Posted August 18, 2009 | 05:26 PM (EST)


It probably hasn't escaped too many people's notice that the Paraguay baby who was taken home to his parents in a wooden box was hastily pronounced dead by a state-run hospital and state-paid doctor.

That's not to take anything away from our country's private, high-paid deadbeat...

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Playboy--What About Meeeee!

3 Comments | Posted June 19, 2009 | 07:12 AM (EST)


Like the conservatives and liberals alike who were outraged by Playboy.com's hate-sex fantasies about Republican women this month, I also took exception to Guy Cimbalo's immediately-pulled piece "So Right It's Wrong."

After all, why wasn't I included?

Nothing says too fat and not famous enough like being...

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UN Meeting This Weekend on Kosovo Status

Posted September 13, 2008 | 02:53 PM (EST)


Frozen at just 46 recognitions, Kosovo independence is going back to the UN today , with the Serbs and Russians asking for the issue to go back to negotiations, and asking that this time the U.S. not dictate a predetermined outcome to those negotiations.

The justification that continues to be...

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Arthur Jibilian, Last Surviving Member of WWII Halyard Rescue Mission, is Dying

Posted September 11, 2008 | 06:44 PM (EST)


World War II Navy vet Arthur Jibilian, whom I have profiled somewhat and who spent the greater part of his life trying to clear the good name of Draza Mihailovic and extract gratitude rather than war-making from our nation for the Serbian nation is...

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Catholic Priest Officiates at Fully-Uniformed Nazi's Funeral

Posted July 31, 2008 | 03:25 PM (EST)


Commander of the second-largest concentration camp complex of World War II -- Croatia's Jasenovac -- passed away last week and received a burial in his homeland -- in full Nazi uniform, with full honors, and with a Catholic priest officiating. No media attention and therefore no public outrage is being...

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Par For the Course: Purported Serbian Killer of Muslims Arrested; Confirmed Muslim Killers of Christian Serbs Acquitted, Embraced

Posted July 24, 2008 | 06:23 PM (EST)


Attorney, writer and president of the Washington chapter of the Serbian Unity Congress John Bosnitch posted the following comment under an article about the capture this weekend of Bosnian-Serb wartime leader Radovan Karadzic:

Those of us who personally know Radovan Karadzic to be innocent both of...
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Humor: Why Jesse Jackson Took Obama's Construcive Criticism so Personally

Posted July 16, 2008 | 09:32 AM (EST)


Jesse Jackson has a very personal reason which fueled his widely circulated remark that he wants to "cut Obama's nuts off" for "speaking down" to blacks. What Jackson calls talking down to blacks is Obama's telling black churchgoers, as Bill Cosby has told black groups before, that they must stop...

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Gangster Lunch: Kosovo Godfather Thaci Hosts U.S. Congressmembers

Posted June 19, 2008 | 07:59 AM (EST)



Prime Minister Thaçi gives lunch for members of the U.S. Congress at his house in Burojë

Prishtina, 15 June 2008 -- The Prime Minister of the Republic of Kosovo, Mr Hashim Thaçi, today gave a lunch at his house in Burojë for a...
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Clintonism of the Day

Posted June 6, 2008 | 04:53 PM (EST)


What's The Rush?

"Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to end her historic presidential campaign."

-- Associated Press, June 4, 2008


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Thanks to Clinton's Bosnia Intervention, Hillary Now Has Something to Duck

Posted May 13, 2008 | 12:23 PM (EST)


The short version: Bosnian police arrest 5 terrorism suspects, seize weapons, bomb-making manual

Some analysis, excerpted below: Terror plot thwarted in Bosnia

The dots begin to connect in a radical network that reaches from Bosnia across Western Europe as police in Bosnia arrest five suspected of...
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Do the Clintons Feel Our Pain, or Do They Cause It?

Posted May 9, 2008 | 10:10 AM (EST)


That's the question that Clintonisms: The Amusing, Confusing and Suspect Musing of Billary attempts to answer.

Dating back to the 1960s and through both their runs for the highest office in the land, CLINTONISMS juxtaposes Hillary and Bill's (Billary's) own words with comedic pre-punchlines, providing a hilarious, ironic,...

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The O'Hillary Interview

Posted May 5, 2008 | 12:38 PM (EST)


Asked by Bill O'Reilly's last week how she feels when she hears people like Rev. Wright say the ugly things he does about America and seeing people stand up and cheer in response (including to the notion that HIV was created to kill off black people) Hillary Clinton answered that...

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Coverup on Serbian-Organ Harvesting: 'Pro-American' Kosovo Prime Minister Thaci Oversaw the Scheme

Posted April 11, 2008 | 12:30 PM (EST)


Some follow-ups on the story of Serb-slaughter for organs sold throughout Europe:

Diplomat gagged over Kosovo organ sale claim:

Switzerland has gagged one its Ambassadors from promoting a controversial new book about war crimes in the former Yugoslavia. Carla Del Ponte, who prosecuted crimes at The Hague, claims some...
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Your Tax Dollars at Work: State Dept. Sponsors Top Kosovo Muslim to tell American Muslims: Pray for Kosovo Independence... and spread Islam.

Posted May 3, 2007 | 01:53 AM (EST)


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From Friday's Detroit Free Press:

Mufti Naim Ternava, president of the Islamic Community of Kosovo, is in Michigan as part of a visit to the U.S. to garner support for making Kosovo an independent country...

"Pray for the independence of Kosovo," Ternava said...

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USA: Proud Supporter of the Kosovo Piss Process

Posted April 20, 2007 | 05:48 PM (EST)


gorinphoto4-20.jpg With "UCK" (KLA) spray-painted on a church, an Albanian Muslim in Kosovo snaps a photo of his fellow tribesman urinating on a burned-out remnant of this formerly Christian land. These are our murderous "allies", whose terrorism we will reward in the coming weeks and...

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Utah Paper Reassures Americans by Interviewing Moderately Violent Bosnian Imam

Posted March 10, 2007 | 04:26 PM (EST)


There's been a recent break in the investigation of what led the shooter in Salt Lake City to kill.

(KSL News) Federal agents have traced the handgun used by Trolley Square shooter Sulejman Talovic to its original owner and are now trying to figure out how it ended up...

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Hitler in Kosovo

Posted March 7, 2007 | 07:29 PM (EST)


First, India brought you the Hitler cafe, then Croatia brought you Hitler sugar. Now, America's Kosovo brings you Adolf Hitler himself. The text below is from a recently discovered travelblog of an adventurous young British tourist and Balkan enthusiast named Ed Alexander. He may be on the...

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