 The Real and Spectacular New Year's picks
The Cold, Hard Football Facts victory machine (135-101 ATS) looks to close out the 2009 season with a bang that would leave our beloved Ms. Hatcher panting for more. The 2009 season itself, however, fizzles out with only one game pitting two teams with something to fight for.
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QB throwdown: the quest for perfection
When it comes to deciphering perfection in football, the lines are clearly drawn. The 1972 Dolphins achieved it. The 2007 Patriots missed it by minutes. The 2009 Colts saw the chance for perfection and pissed on it. The idea of perfection for a quarterback is a little more abstract.
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Power Rankings: will the real MVP please stand up
CHFF's Most Valuable "Pundit," Colonel Comey, sizes up the leading MVP candidates and tells you who SHOULD win the honors for the league's best player. He then breaks down all 32 teams much like his stomach acids breaking down a chalupa from Taco Bell.
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Oh, Snap! Minny's Super Bowl hopes are over
Some see Joe Theismann's leg snap under the weight of Lawrence Taylor and the Giants pass rush in a gruesome MNF injury 24 years ago. We see a metaphor for Minnesota's postseason hopes, which snapped like Theismann's leg Monday night.
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Caldwell the Capitulator
It's a universal truth that it's easier to maintain momentum than it is to lose momentum and regain it. Somebody should have told Jim Caldwell, before he volunteered to end Indy's quest for a perfect season. The Colts will go an entire month between meaningful games and attempt to regain Big Mo against one of the league's top defenses in the playoffs.
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Brady vs Jags: another day for the record books
The Jags learned little about stopping the Patriots passing attack since the last time the two teams met in the 2007 playoffs. Tom Brady set a record for accuracy that evening (26 of 28; 92.9%). He produced another all-time Top 10 performance (23 of 26; 88.5%) Sunday in New England's 35-7 win.
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The Ombudsdouche: A Visit from St. Brett
Cold, Hard Football Facts Ombudsdouche Mark Wald is still in the spirit of the season, putting his weekly rip-job into poetry. Let's see what happens when a chubby Troll with man-boobs so large they glow in the moonlight is visited by his favorite gunslinger.
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Company that hates CHFF fires fantasy owners
Fidelity Investments, a company that has blocked employees from reading CHFF for years, just canned four employees for participating in imaginary fake football. Fidelity Investments, by the way, is the same company that saw a record $40 billion in investor withdrawals in 2008.
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