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Plastic bags are our only bathroom, pilots say

Plastic bags are our only bathroom, pilots say

Flying a Boeing 727 around the world might sound like a dream. But pilots for a Florida air cargo company claim their job includes no sick pay, shrinking wages and no bathroom on flights but a plastic bag.

I'm just digging up weed -- I mean, a weed

Police jailed a western Pennsylvania man who was allegedly digging up a marijuana plant in his yard as officers arrived to arrest him on unrelated theft charges.

Thirsty woman accused of stealing change

A 19-year-old woman was accused of taking $7 in change from a car parked at a police station  in Florida.

Friend shoved from moving car in Alaska

Police arrested a North Pole woman accused of shoving her friend out of a moving vehicle.

Welcome to Speed Trap, Arkansas

Welcome to Speed Trap, Arkansas

Jericho, Ark., Fire Chief Don Payne didn't hesitate to tell the judge what he thought of the police and their speed traps. The response from cops? They shot him. Right there in court.

Police say grandma made school bomb threat

Officials accuse a 51-year-old San Antonio grandmother of phoning a bomb threat to an elementary school that wouldn't let her visit her grandchildren.

Sick goat found wandering around the Bronx

Officials say an emaciated-looking Nubian goat wandered onto the property of a nursing home in the Bronx, where two other goats were discovered in July.

San Jose's Chestnut no longer king of ribs

San Jose's Chestnut no longer king of ribs

Top-ranked competitive eater and three-time defending champion Joey Chestnut has been dethroned as the winner of the Best in the West Nugget World Rib Eating Championship in Sparks, Nev.

Montana cop quits over Facebook comments

A Montana police officer who wrote on his Facebook page that there should be a law allowing police to take people to jail for being "stupid" has resigned.

Windbag prof can't contact L.A. weatherman

A college professor on a crusade to change the way a Los Angeles-area weatherman uses weather terminology has to leave him alone or face six months in jail.

Utah woman doesn't miss her long fingernails

Utah woman doesn't miss her long fingernails

Lee Redmond lost her record-breaking fingernails in a February car crash but says it's now much easier to do things, and her hands seem to fly with the weight of the nails gone.

Stranger accused of slapping crying child

Stranger accused of slapping crying child

Police say a 61-year-old man annoyed with a crying 2-year-old girl at a Walmart in Georgia slapped the child several times after warning the toddler's mother to keep her quiet.

Suspect ID'd after leaving wallet at bank

Authorities in eastern Pennsylvania say they have identified a suspected bank robber using the wallet he left behind.

Cops say man tried to feed kitten to python

An Arizona man was arrested after authorities say they watched a video of him apparently trying to feed a kitten to a python and later killing the feline by drop-kicking it.

Porn company, university drop lawsuit

National American University is no longer suing a California pornography company that used a name the school thought was too similar: Naughty American University.

Giant national debt needs giant calculator

The national debt is so large, it doesn't even fit on most calculators. A real estate developer was concerned that no one in government, nor most Americans, had ever seen the number, so he made a new calculator.

Neb. police arrest boy for DUI, hit-and-run

Lincoln police said a 12-year-old boy was drunk when he stole a car, hit three objects and tried to flee. But a 41-year-old neighbor chased down the boy, tackled him and held him for police.

FDA test confirms frog was in man's soda can

An FDA test shows that either a frog or a toad was in a Florida man's can of Diet Pepsi before he opened it.

Man butts heads over bare-bottom statue

Man butts heads over bare-bottom statue

At least one critic in the western Colorado town of Silt said a new sculpture of a bare-bottom rock climber is exposing the public to a little too much art.

Ex-inmate hurt trying to sneak back into jail

A former inmate in Florida was injured while trying to sneak back into jail as Sylvester Jiles suffered severe cuts from barbed wire while trying to climb a 12-foot fence.

Bank's thumbprint rule irks man with no arms

A Florida man born without arms says a Tampa bank would not let him cash a check because he couldn't provide a thumbprint.

China allows pingpong champ a girlfriend

As the reigning table tennis world champion with two Olympic silver medals under his belt, China's Wang Hao almost had it all -- except a girlfriend.

N.Y. man tried to impress girl with tall tale

Police say a 20-year-old upstate New York man was in trouble after trying to impress his girlfriend by telling her he had capsized his boat while fishing on Lake Ontario.

Honolulu seeking to ban 'BO' on buses

Stinky city bus riders soon could get soaked. The Honolulu City Council is considering a bill that would impose up to a $500 fine and/or up to six months in jail for public transit passengers convicted of being too smelly.