So Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors in Los Angeles came and went. It was a whirlwind. Bouncing back and forth from panels, shows, parties and being generally adored I somehow found time to perch on top of my 25 foot chainsaw and stuff my mouth with nuts (the kind that grow from the earth, dummy) whenever I cruised by my table. In short, it was awesome.

The experience was particularly bitter sweet for me due to judging the 2010 Spooksmodel competition. I couldn’t believe it, these girls were amazing. Besides the 1986 Miss America competition I had never seen women so talented cheer each other on so much! It made my heart swell with pride, and I think I peed a little. It was an honor to help choose the person who was going to represent Fangoria Entertainment, a company that has withstood all adversity to do the one thing it loves: horror.

Snow storms encapsulated Middle America last week in an insane rage. It was the perfect moment to take a trip to Oklahoma, where most of the action was happening. So I packed up the car and drove like a madman straight into the heart of it. As I expected, the roads where being shut down, so I found the back roads and hit up the local blood for some fun.

It’s so easy to kill and get away with it in a snow storm. I don’t see why more people don’t do it. The cold isn’t that bad to deal with; you can always get back into your car after you beat someone to a bloody pulp. If it’s falling heavy, the snow will cover the body within 10 minutes and it won’t even be found for 2 days, sometimes longer.