Greetings From TROMAville

Lloyd Kaufman feels the power of the MOTORHEAD

Saturday, February 28, 2009 07:47 AM Troma Slave Bloody Blogs - Greetings From TROMAville

What does Lloyd Kaufman have to do with Lemmy Kilmister from legendary rock band Motorhead?

We're not sure either, so you'll probably have to ask them yourselves. But, Lemmy did contribute his words to Lloyd's new book, D IRECT YOUR OWN DAMN MOVIE!, the latest release in his long-running "Your Own Damn Film School" series. In place of Lloyd's normal blog this weekend, we're giving you a look at a scan of a Fax sent from Lemmy to Lloyd from a London hotel room last September. What was happening in said room can be left up to your imagination. Check out the evidence below the cut.

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Lloyd Kaufman: Obama and Infrastructure of the Mind

Thursday, February 19, 2009 12:10 AM Lloyd Kaufman Bloody Blogs - Greetings From TROMAville

January 20, 2009, marked a day which will forever be etched in the minds of those who had the privilege of witnessing it. A significant part of American history transpired: Barack Obama became the first half-black man to be sworn in as President of the United States since Warren G. Harding. As a privileged, Jewish Yale graduate who grew up as a dirt-poor black boy, I was very excited for this momentous occasion.

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Lloyd Kaufman - Snow Balls: Post Script

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 06:00 AM Lloyd Kaufman Bloody Blogs - Greetings From TROMAville

Back in the summer of 1983, I decided to perform a science experiment of sorts. As a Yale man, I had a thirst for knowledge. The world was full of marvelous questions which I found necessary, as a searcher of truth, to answer. And no question plagued my mind quite like, “What would happen if I were to leave a package of Hostess Snow Balls on my bureau for 25 years?” This was the next step in the evolution of experimentation. Newton, Einstein, Kaufman – I was on my way to the history books. I ran to the local corner store and purchased the marshmallow-covered cakes.

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Tiger Beat & Torture Porn: A Reflection

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 02:45 PM Lloyd Kaufman Bloody Blogs - Greetings From TROMAville

Greetings from Tromaville!

I don’t get it, I just don’t get it. I’m stunned, shocked, staggered. For the first time in my highly-celebrated and sexy 40-year career, I’m flabbergasted! Where to begin? Where to start? Well, let’s rewind to three weeks from last Friday. I was visiting the local movie theatre in hopes of writing a 2-page spread on HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 for Tiger Beat Magazine. Thirty minutes into the Zach Efron tour-de-force, I was thrown out after learning that you can’t sing along to movie musicals in a public place…wearing nothing but a top hat.

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Who Is Playing With My Hostess Snowballs?

Thursday, January 01, 2009 09:00 PM Lloyd Kaufman with the help of Will Zuidema and Matt Lawrence Bloody Blogs - Greetings From TROMAville

FANGORIA ENTERTAINMENT is pleased to announce a new blog feature by the Lord of Troma Films, the one and only Lloyd Kaufman! The father of Toxie truly needs no introduction, so let's just get to it, shall we?

Heeeeeeere's LLOYD!