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1. Swampdonkey
A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.
I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.
by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005 share this
2. swampdonkey
Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.
Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey
by anonymous Jul 15, 2003 share this
3. Swampdonkey
An ugly or disgusting girl
Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys
4. Swampdonkey
Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.
"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".
5. swampdonkey
A female meth addict.One who offers sex in exchange for oatmeal or cereal.
She's always smoking ice and eating bran flakes,what a swampdonkey.
by J.D. DeHart Sep 9, 2004 share this
6. Swampdonkey
Descriptive for less than average looking bird when out on the pull.
Oh Dear look at the state of her! She's a right "Swampdonkey"
by Ian Thomas Oct 9, 2003 share this
7. swampdonkey
someone who is seriously ugly and needs urgent plastic surgery if dey r gonna gat anywhere in life without people sayin "urrgh u r a minger/swampdonkey"
Sienna is a swampdonkey and chesseburger is one too.