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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Chairs - Demetri's Amusement Park

Demetri Martin animates his take on the newest theme park attractions including Certain Death.

Posted:
03/04/2009
Views:
8,504
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Chairs - Deleted Scenes - Sketches About Chairs

Demetrocles philosophizes about humor, and a monarch grumbles over his throne.

Posted:
03/04/2009
Views:
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Chairs - Bad Reception

A wedding guest sizes up two seating possibilities and ends up in a horrific chair.

Posted:
03/04/2009
Views:
7,785
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Important Things with Demetri Martin

Chairs - Urinal Talk

A pair of office executives air out their feelings about coworkers during a bathroom break.

Posted:
02/25/2009
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Chairs - Large Pad

Demetri Martin illustrates some sitting paradoxes and the wonders of air travel.

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Chairs - Some Jokes About Chairs

Demetri Martin wonders about the origins of seats and why they're so important when it comes to receiving bad news.

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Demetri Martin animates his take on the newest theme park attractions including Certain Death.

Posted:
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Views:
8,297

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Demetri charts peeing patterns as we age and shows the latest time increments.

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An actor threatens to ruin a film shoot until Amanda Peet and the director resort to some creative coaching.

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Demetri Martin compares the thickness of necks to the number of books read.

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Show your lover how much every step of a relationship means to her with rings.

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02/11/2009
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Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin - Jets?

Demetri Martin is unconvinced by the prestige of Employee of the Month.

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Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.

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Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

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If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.

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Jokes.com: Demetri Martin - Art

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Demetri's jokes go into outer space.

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