BlogFaction Most Recent

Apparently, shenanigans are afoot here at the Wii-kly Update. As you can see from the news blurb after the jump, there is a "fun surprise" coming soon. What it might be, I couldn't begin to tell you, but Nintendo seems excited about it.

Changing the subject, the WiiWare game of the week is Yukes's Evasive Space, a pointer-based shooter. It reminds me a bit of a couple of different PC games I've played; apparently, your spaceship will fly after the point on the screen where you're pointing your Wii-Mote, making this an ongoing test of coordination. I'm a bit surprised there aren't more games like this, as it seems like a good fit for the Wii controls.

On the Virtual Console, continuing the theme, we have the NES version of Konami's Life Force, which is a mashup of two different versions of the arcade game Salamander, with a notoriously high difficulty curve. The Konami Code works on this game; you can input it at the title screen to get thirty lives, and you will need them. It's possible to get through the game via rote memorization and quick reflexes, but Life Force is justly notorious for springing countless horrifying surprises at you from every turn, up to and including the stages suddenly whacking you with huge gouts of lava from the walls. For the NES, it was a must-see graphical powerhouse, and it still holds up well as one of the most challenging shooters on the system.

To get an idea about how hard it kicked our asses back in the day, check this out. Speed runs generally give you a fairly good idea of what to expect out of a classic game, and this one displays a frightening amount of skill. He abuses a couple of glitches, admittedly.

This week's press release can be found after the jump. Mysterious!

Read more at omgnintendo

 

Left 4 Dead can teach you many things, such as better hand-eye coordination, how to avoid becoming infected, and how to survive a zombie apocalypse. After the jump is a quick comic on what else Left 4 Dead has to offer.  This is just something short for everyone to laugh at. Enjoy!

Read more at gamegirl

Three new arcade games are available this week for your download consideration. Today Wii gamers can buy "Evasive Space" (1,000 Wii Points) and "Life Force" (500 Wii Points). On Wednesday Xbox 360 gamers can pick up "Death Tank" for 1200 MS points.

Life? Death? Evasive? Is anyone else sensing a theme here? Hit the jump for all the info on this week's releases.

 

Read more at gparcade

 

While waiting for my dear husband to finish up Fallout 3 so that I can play Eternal Sonata on PS3, I decided to install Jade Empire and give it a run. However, I cannot get past the character selection. They just look so extremely out there Asian…I am fine with white character designers coming up with distorted Asian characters, but the skimpy outfits?? The mind boggles.

Read more at omgrpg

Here is the "what's-up", the "know-how", and the expectations of all games new in Japan. This is a weekly article featuring popular and quirky titles just released in Japan. Each article will feature brand-spanking-new games for each system, tell you what they are, what is new about them, and when (if) they are expected to make it over here. Grab your Pocky, Ramune, Pikachu slippers, and retsu go!

Read more at gamegirl

I got a promotional copy of Videogame Theater sent my way a few weeks ago, and to my great discredit, I sort of forgot about it for a few weeks because it somehow fell behind my computer tower. Once I found it earlier this weekend I decided to give it a watch and see what I thought.

Videogame Theater is considerably more adult material than what I usually cover, so if you're under eighteen, do me a favor and skip the rest of this post. If you insist on reading it anyway, just, uh... pretend like you didn't if anyone asks.  Thanks.

 

Read more at omgnintendo

Congrats to Eburkulosis (which sounds like trichinosis, feel free to explain your crazy name), this week's GPArcade Giveaway winner. You have won yourself a PC copy of Mirror's Edge. Just email me at tterrones@gamepro.com with your login name, password and mailing address and I'll send you your game.

Still haven't won? Get over it. We'll have a very familiar prize available this Wednesday - a download code for Fallout 3's Operation: Anchorage. That's right, Jointman99 never emailed me to collect his prize, so it goes back on the market.

Related Links: Check out Andrew's reviews of 3on3 NHL Arcade and R-Type Dimensions. Listen to Ian's interview with Tiger Woods.

Read more at gparcade

 

 

 

This week's question comes from NX TRIGGA NX. He writes:

 

How important is your gamerscore to you? Do you try to get the achievements for the points, or just to try to get the achievement?

NX TRIGGA NX

 

Read more at gamegirl

The ultimate ZEN game hits PSN. Flower is a game where there are no time limits, no enemies, no stress inducers. It was a game created simply for relaxation and pure enjoyment. You play as "the wind" while the object is to blow around and collect flower petals. Your only controls are the sixas, so you can sit back and enjoy the experience. You then open up new gardens and watch the beautiful field unfold.

 

 

Read more at gamegirl

 

 

Jason, in a Semi-Homage to Part II, Dons a Nasty Cloth!

 

To me personally, there is no single entity more iconic in the horror world than Jason Voorhees.  Sure there’s Norman Bates, Fred Krueger, my man Leatherface, Mr. Halloween himself Mikey Myers, hell even the shark in Jaws – and they all merit their own notch on the totem pole of cinematic macabre.  But Voorhees, well here’s a horse of a different breed.  The longevity of this psycho idiotic man-child is nothing short of miracle.  Not only that, dude seems to only get bigger and stronger and more pissed off each and every time he hits the screen.  Of all of the above assailants, there’s certainly no one who’s let more blood or collected more pretty little teen-aged heads than Voorhees, and he does so in such an obdurate, clinical fashion – the man knows how to pierce his way into the heart of a fan.  And I am one.  So naturally I wanted to hate the Michael bay produced Platinum Dunes remake – not because I don’t want to see Jason anymore, but out of fear it would be your typical watered down, cookie-cutter effete piece of drivel that the lot of horror remakes resemble these days.  Sadly, I did not hate this film.  Actually, I quite enjoyed it!  

 

 

Read more at omghorror