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One Bank That's Unlikely To Go Under Soon

One Bank That's Unlikely To Go Under Soon

Applications from would-be donors at a Loveland(!), Colo., sperm bank have spiked in recent months, jumping from about 150 applications in a year to 400 since September.

A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Pants

Man searched in Australia is caught stuffed with live pigeons following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials say.

Man Puts 911 On Hold To Buy Drugs

Police in Cleveland said a 20-year-old man called 911 and put the dispatcher on hold to make a drug deal.

Trooper Working As Referee Nabs Fan

Authorities say a 64-year-old Indiana man upset over the outcome of a high school basketball game attacked a referee -- who happened to be a state trooper.

This Might Be Brazil, But It Isn't The Beach

Two German tourists have been detained for taking their clothes off in the lobby of a Brazilian airport, authorities said.

Are There Bad Samaritans?

Police said a New York cabbie who tried to take a purse from a woman fare beater was beaten by a group of good Samaritans who thought they were seeing a robbery.

Man Shot Dead After Housemates Lock Him Out

An armed man who was locked out by angry housemates after he passed out while cooking and almost caused a fire was shot and killed by a police officer called to a disturbance.

Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck In Chimney

Firefighters in Vermont had to get creative when faced with a man stuck inside a chimney.

Cable Provider Sorry For Super Bowl Porn

Philadelphia-based Comcast is "mortified" after Tucson-area customers get a 30-second porn interruption during game.

Wheelchair Man Accused Of Theft, Spitting

Police arrest suspect after he allegedly steals a woman's purse and then spit in an officer's face.

I Love My Little Hitler

I Love My Little Hitler

The father of three children who have names associated with Nazis is accusing the state Division of Youth and Family Services of taking his children under false pretenses.

Child Bride Says She Was Kidnapped

A 14-year-old Greenfield, Calif., girl says she was kidnapped by a neighbor before her father agreed to an arranged marriage for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.

If The Shoe Fits, Take It Off

If The Shoe Fits, Take It Off

The director of an orphanage says a statue  honoring an Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at President Bush has been removed.

The Opposite Of A Non-Paying Bidder Alert

A Georgia couple accepted a winning $20,000 eBay bid for all their belongings minus their house. The winning bidders say, take our bid -- and keep your stuff.

Roses Are Red, I'm Wearing Blue

Officer Alissa Poisson graces the January page of the 2009 Portland, Maine, police calendar, baring her ... soul.

Hunter's Rescue A Mixed Blessing

Authorities who saved a disoriented Howard Keshick discovered he was a convicted felon and charged him with illegal possession of a firearm.

Something Borrowed, Black And Blue

Something Borrowed, Black And Blue

A woman who wasn't invited to her sister's wedding reception showed up anyway and attacked the bride, pulling out clumps of her hair, police in Indiana said.

Don't Have A Cow, Man -- Have A Stress Test!

Don't Have A Cow, Man -- Have A Stress Test!

Nancy Cartwright, who provides Bart Simpson's voice, has been heard this week in a phone message using the voice of the cartoon character to promote Scientology.

Gluttony, Strippers Reign At Philly Wing Bowl

Gluttony, Strippers Reign At Philly Wing Bowl

In a gut-busting display of championship eating, a man nicknamed Super Squibb has won Philadelphia's Wing Bowl by downing 203 chicken wings in about 20 minutes.

Its A Catastrophe For British Apostrophes

Its A Catastrophe For British Apostrophes

On the streets of Birmingham, the queen's English is now the queens English. England's second-largest city has decided to drop apostrophes from all its street signs.