WARRING duo MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE have agreed to play happy families five times a year for the sake of the kids.
SOME people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light . . . not JAMES CORDEN.
NOW DEYN, now DEYN, why does this supermodel (and she is super) look like wrinkly wonder JIMMY SAVILE?
JUST when she thought she could add another string to her bow, SIENNA MILLER is maid redundant.
LOOKS like BILLIE PIPER’s hubby is getting a bitty carried away with being a daddy.
I GUESS some celebs will turn up to the opening on an envelope if there's a free bar on offer.
Harry's racist video shame
Amy on the beach
Lucy after eviction
Coolio's shock confession
MoneySaving Live!
XS home
Perez Hilton
Sun Bizarre
Holy Moly
Digital Spy
TMZ.com
Heat!
Popbitch
Heckler Spray
Sky showbiz
Xposure
Katy's naughty tongue lashing
January 15
I'VE got some exclusive snaps that are gonna send KP's old boyfriend TRAVIS McCOY absolutely NUTS!
Here's the top-heavy jugga-naught giving one strapping young man a right tongue lashing - the only way KATY PERRY knows how!
It might only be for the video of her new tune Thinking Of You – which I absolutely love by the way – but it definitely seems from these shots that HE definitely likes it.
Fringe benefit
January 14
IT'S a tough job this XS lark.
Countless exclusive parties, A List celebs to chat to and more free booze than a Pete Doherty 'Home From Rehab' party.
So it came as relief to be entertained by some of the funniest men and women on the planet last night as the stars performed in aid the Free Fringe.
Simon's huge secret
January 13
IT looks like SIMON COWELL has finally revealed why he has a permanent Colgate grin fixed on his botoxed mug.
Here's the music mogul describing the, ahem, size of something to a couple of gorgeous mystery girls as he does a jet ski dance on holiday in the Caribbean.
Christianity doesn't make Lily Smile
January 12
IT'S been quite a week for LILY ALLEN. First she had to defend her views on drugs after an interview with her was published appearing to condone their use.
Then she reportedly splits with 45-year-old sugardaddy JAY JOPLIN at the weekend. And now Miss Allen has decided to slam Christianity.
Sugababe's big night out
January 10
LOOK famous people, you can’t buy yourself one of my coveted MASHTA nominations —unless you blow £29k in one night like AMELLE BERRABAH did.
The smokin’ SUGABABE, her boyfriend FREDDIE FULLER and some (very) rich pals EMPTIED top club Mahiki of Cristal champers.
Celeb XS Uncut - the video
Leave her a-Lohan!
January 10
CELEB big brother has spoken — SHAM RONSON, please leave your ridiculous relationship.
Well said DJ MARK RONSON, who has ordered his skinny little sis to end things with "actress" LINDSAY Yes-I-Really-Am-A-Lesbian (I-Think) LOHAN.
"Mark doesn’t think Lindsay is right for his little sister," said an insider. "He’s really protective and is pressing to end it for good."
Dannii goes back to her roots
January 11
The EX Factor judge has decided to move her Rugby chap KRIS SMITH to Australia to live with her (happily ever after).
She’s paying for the Manchester lad to swap brrrrrr-ass monkeys Britain for the blistering heat of her home town Summer Bay . . . oh, sorry, I mean Melbourne.
Cheryl's goin solo
January 10
TALK of a possible CHERYL COLE solo project next year continues to grow, with top producers lining up to get involved.
FRAZER from platinum hip-hoppers N-DUBZ has already made a pitch.
He told me: "I’d like to produce something for her, I’m sure we could come up with a hit."
Happy NY for Lily Allen's bro
January 10
NEW Year, and a new start by the looks of it for ALFIE ALLEN and actress JAMIE WINSTONE.
I caught up with screen hardman RAY WINSTONE’s pride and joy at the Cirque du Soleil premiere in London this week.
Shivering beneath a massive fur hat, Jamie told me that, despite a rough patch, the couple were concentrating on a future together.
High School burger Queen
January 08
LOOKS like VANESSA HUDGENS is finally acting like a real high school student for once.
The whiter-than-white High School The Music star, usually seen tucking into a fruit smoothie, was spotted by my snappers pigging out with an armful of fast-food treats.
Sulk de Soleil
January 07
I’VE done some pretty terrifying things as a journalist, but absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the Cirque du Soleil’s Quidam.
I was out with the stars last night to celebrate the weird and wonderful circus coming to town and to watch some dramatic acrobatics and some death-defying stunts.
Win Teddy Thompson tickets
January 6
CHRISTMAS might be long gone, but that doesn’t mean that the presents have to stop for my loyal XS readers.
I've teamed up with the Hard Rock Cafe to offer two lucky winners the chance to catch folk-pop troubadour Teddy Thompson live in action!
Teddy will play tracks from his album A Piece Of What You Need to an audience of just 150 at Hard Rock Cafe London on 15 January as part of Q The Music Club.
Teddy follows in the footsteps of We Are Scientists, The Fratellis, The Charlatans, Stevie Wonder and Starsailor – all of whom graced the Hard Rock stage last year.
To be in with a chance of winning my exclusive prize email your name, address and the name of Teddy's famous dad to win@notw.co.uk. Usual NOTW competition terms and conditions apply. Closes on Monday January 12.
Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia
Prince Harry video nasty that will spark outrage
She's a real no-hair ma'am
Looks like an ice girl
Amy: Love is the only drug for me
KEVIN PIETERSEN EXCLUSIVE
