It’s the next best thing to the office dead pool: Along with wagers on the outcomes of the World Cup and NASCAR, an online gambling service calling itself BetUS.com is now taking bets on who will be
Lindsay Lohan’s next victim in what’s shaping up to be a disturbing pattern of serial rage not seen since, well, Lindsay’s dad. According to a recent BetUS.com press release, whoever bet on
Sean “Diddy” Combs to be next on old “Firecrotch”’s hit list — a tally that’s already included the likes of
Hilary Duff and
Ashlee Simpson — won big after she lit into him at an NYC club while taking a break from screaming at Paris Hilton. According to the odds,
Nicole Richie (2-1) and
Mischa Barton (3-1) are in for a whuppin’, but with a cumulative weight that won’t even break them into the light flyweight category, they’re hardly worth the pride of Long Island’s time. My money’s on
50 Cent: He’s the definite long shot here, but with 20-1 odds, I’d get rich or die tryin’. But would even Lindsay dare get mouthy with a guy who titled his last album
The Massacre?
