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52
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46
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43
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43
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39
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37
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36
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35
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34
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27
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Texas Night Train
Dope Scope Productions
MPAA RATING: Not Rated
Starring
Chuck Huber,
Lydia Mackay,
Lloyde Barnes,
Dan Huber,
F. Carl Brown,
and
Jim Harmouth
Mae is a voodoo witch who dabbles in mumbo jumbo and the black market organ trade. Mae meets Jake in a juke joint, and he wakes up missing one kidney and handcuffed to the railroad tracks.
GENRE(S): |
Mystery
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WRITTEN BY: |
Shanti Guy
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DIRECTED BY: |
Shanti Guy
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RELEASE DATE: |
Theatrical: September 21, 2001
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RUNNING TIME: |
75 minutes, Color/Black & White |
ORIGIN: |
USA |
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TV Guide
Ken Fox
This is a one-idea film, and what would have made a great three-minute music video makes for a tedious 75-minute feature.
25
New York Post
V.A. Musetto
It has a funky rockabilly soundtrack, including a little ditty called "Mopping the Floor With My Baby's Head," and occasionally interesting visuals. Other than that, Texas Night Train has nothing to recommend it.
10
Village Voice
Rob Nelson
A slow train to nowhere.
10
The New York Times
Lawrence Van Gelder
Amounts to about 10 minutes of storytelling in 75 minutes of repetitive film, ill-defined characters, wretched acting and droning voice-over maunderings.
The average user rating for this movie is 6.0 (out of 10) based on 2 User Votes
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