What a difference a couple of weeks make. Remember last month, the three auto company heads flew to Washington in private jets looking for the bailout? Well this time, the three CEO’s drove in their own hybrid cars. 520 miles. You know what I think the government should have done here? Make it like the Amazing Race: drop these guys off, no money, no transportation. Give them some tools - they have to build a car. The first one to Washington gets the bailout!

For any of you women who were at the Latin Quarter nightclub last Friday night, and were wondering . . . yes, that was a gun in Plaxico's pants. But to be fair, he was also happy to see you.

Ashley Dupre, the prostitute at the center of the Elliot Spitzer story, is giving an interview to Diane Sawyer on ABC Friday night. It’ll be on the new show, “Extreme Makeover: Whore Edition."

Officials in Missouri have finally finished counting the presidential ballots and they say that John McCain won that state. As a result, Sarah Palin now thinks she’s the vice president of Missouri.

Here’s how bad the economy is. Today, Oprah Winfrey, on her show, gave everybody in the audience a car . . . company. Honest to God.

Are you excited about Hillary Clinton? Looks like she’ll be named Secretary of State. Not only that, she’ll also receive the home version of The Presidency. And some other wonderful prizes.

Earlier today the heads of the GM, Ford and Chrysler appeared together in front of Congress to ask for a $25 Billion bailout. When asked what they would do with the money, all three said, “Buy a new BMW.”

Club Sports: The other night at a Miami nightclub, they’re saying, actress Kate Hudson tried to seduce Yankee Slugger Alex Rodriguez by dancing in front of him. But A-Rod didn’t react. Afterwards, A-Rod explained by saying, “I often freeze up when there’s potential to score.”

Hillarity: Now this is a tough process. When they’re going to appoint you to a cabinet level position, there’s a whole process. It’s a vetting process and a questionnaire. And there was some trouble because they filled out the questionnaire and they’re running a check on Hillary. Listen to this. It turns out she was married to a guy that was once impeached.

Barack Obama had to give up his Blackberry. He’s like, the first wired president. He might have to give up his Blackberry for security reasons, because they are easy to hack into. In fact, when Obama heard he might have to give it up, he said, “OMG WTF?”