What do you get when you take Vanessa Hudgen's eyes, Ashlee Simpson's nose and Scarlett Johansson's mouth?

Vaneslee Johangen

What do you get when you take Daniel Craig' eyes, Chace Crawford's nose and Hugh Jackmans mouth?

Chaciel Jackford

What do you get when you take Alicia Keys' eyes, Gabrielle Union's nose and Halle Berry's mouth?

Hallielle Keysion

What do you get when you take Justin Timberlake's eyes, Vince Vaughn's nose and Matthew McConaughey's mouth?

Vince McConerlake

What do you get when you take David Beckham's eyes, Robert Downey Jr.'s nose and Johnny Depp's mouth?

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Robert Deppham, Jr.

A Crooner for Breakfast >> "You've got white and rye," Gifford said to explain the contents of their latest treat: the Harry Sandwich. [Source: Gawker]

On 'Twilight' >> "I see what appeals to the young girls about it. We're such a sex saturated society. And young girls at that point are not interested in sex so much, unless you're a total tramp and you know who you are ... They're interested in romance." [Source: Defamer]

On Having to Tussle With Beyonce's People to Get Access to the Singer >> "Don't ever take on a post-menopausal woman ... you're gonna lose." [Source: Defamer]

Best. Chef. Ever. >>It's the classic moment when a TV chef berated both Gifford and Kotb for constantly interrupted him when trying to make a salad, ordering them to "pay attention for a minute." [Source: Gawker]

Imitating a Chinese Person, on the Air >> "And then Al got on, speaking in his Chinese dialect, basically said 'You married to old man!'" [Source: Gawker]