So the other day I'm getting off a plane in Minneapolis — thanks to Al Franken and Norm Coleman, the long-awaited post-election chillout period never materialized — and I see Sarah Palin's face onscreen on a CNN broadcast in the Limbergh terminal.

As side note: It's been a tremendous relief to me personally to see that Sarah Palin has consistently stayed in the public eye since her walloping defeat at the hands of Barack Obama last week. It may be that no American politician will ever again match the comic genius of George Bush, but I have high hopes for the Palin era.

True, Bush was a once-in-a-century phenomenon: when he got tongue-twisted and said something stupid, it was also inevitably revealing in a very moving, very profound way. He was a like a cross between Yogi Berra and Confucius, with a dash of Vlad the Impaler thrown in. No matter how dumb future Republican Party nominee Sarah Palin turns out to be — and she's just awesomely dumb — she'll never be able to come up with stuff like "Just because you happen to be not rich, doesn't mean you're willing to kill," or "Make no mistake… I talk to families who die."

The truly unique thing about Bush was that his mistakes and malapropisms spanned such an awesome comic range.

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Friday afternoon in the city: I basically needed two days after the election to get caught up rest-wise; when I finally woke up, I found out that Chuck Schumer was already starting to talk about bringing the Fairness Doctrine back. Somehow you knew after Obama won that some of the dumber Democrats would be unable to help themselves and would show up on TV the next day in full marking-their-territory mode, pissing on every Washington tree. In any case, let's hope that blows over — in the meantime, a public appeal:

I'm going to be following Andrew Cuomo's investigation into the Lehman Brothers/Credit Default Swap mess. Since there are undoubtedly some readers out there who work on Wall Street or in the finance world, I wanted to ask anyone who either worked for Lehman or in a relevant field to get in touch with me, strictly for background. What I'd really like is to meet up with someone who can walk me through the day-to-day routine surrounding the trades of those kinds of derivatives, or really with anyone whose job touches the finance world in a way that's relevant to the crash.

This can be a strictly off the record/background type of deal, just for my own edification. Anyway, if you can help, please contact me at this address: editors@rollingstone.com.

More coming next week, gotta run.

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So it's over. Won't have much to say here, since I just got done writing a piece for the magazine following a long day and night of travel and my brain is therefore in full melted cheese mode right now.

On my flight from Atlanta to Phoenix yesterday evening I sat next to a McCain supporter from Georgia, a retired military guy gone into sales. We were both watching the returns come in on Delta's in-flight TV service. When news flashed that the polls had closed in Florida, he turned to me.

"I bet those people in Miami-Dade‚ will be supporting Obama big-time," he said, apropos of nothing.

In Phoenix a few hours later, at a very somber McCain "Victory party," another retired Air Force officer railed against the new regime. Obama, the man said, will "demoralize the armed forces" to the point where "we won't even exist anymore."

I asked him if he really thought Barack Obama would intentionally destroy the military and ruin the country just because deep down inside, he hates America that much. The guy shrugged.

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It was hot, it was dirty, and it took a very long time to be over — but it's finally time to light that cigarette after the 2008 presidential race. In the end, this strange and bitterly fought campaign season was really about two things: the unbelievable, almost inexpressible incompetence of the Republican Party, and the commensurate rise, on the other side, of the remarkable figure Barack Obama.

So now, from Mitt Romney as a Kmart shopper to Hillary Clinton as a horse, a few favorite moments from the trail.

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In connection with the whole whining theme, something has to be said about Republican third-stringer Michelle Malkin’s column yesterday. As noted, we should all brace ourselves for an unprecedented period of whining about liberal media bias; it's starting already, with hacks like Malkin already cranking out what essentially are early election post-mortems, blaming the already-conceded McCain loss on the campaign press.

Malkin listed five major crimes of liberal bias committed by the “Obamedia.” One is the absurd story about a “suppressed” videotape purportedly showing Barack Obama attending a “Jew-bash” party with Palestinian professor Rashid Khalidi, Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn.

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Off today to Pennsylvania to catch a joint McCain-Palin appearance. That should be fun. McCain's latest tactic is to cast himself as the last electoral bulwark America might ever have the chance to employ against the inevitable socialist takeover. I can't wait to see the applause he gets from all those Pennsylvanian anticommunists.

The reason I even joke about this is — well, let me just make this one small point before I hop in my car. If, as expected, Barack Obama wins, we should all get ready for the emergence (one might say re-emergence) of a powerful new storyline in the right-wing media. There are going to be many stories circulated about the rise of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann and other in-the-tank-for-BO media types. Complaining about media bias was already a national sport before this election season, but now that one of America's top TV commentators is an affable lesbian who rolls her eyes every time she reads a Republican talking point, you can expect the howls from the hills to be louder than ever.

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The strategy of the Era of Rove has worked for a long time — but now, suddenly, things are different. Not only does the torch-bearing evangelical Colorado of Ted Haggard and James Dobson appear poised to turn its nine electoral votes blue for a nonwhite presidential candidate, but the congressional seat belonging to one of America's most celebrated gay-bashers in this once-impregnable Republican stronghold is also up for grabs. Has there been a sea change in the electorate? Is there a place on the American map where you can actually see the country outgrowing the politics of bigotry?

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Before I even put up today's post more letters from the York exchange started piling up accusing me of not knowing what I'm talking about – so I'm assuming those same letters will be even more relevant after they see that post. "Nothing quite like a dilettante trying to explain the theory of relativity. Good show!" wrote one.

Okay, first of all, give me a break with the "theory of relativity" nonsense. If all of you Wall Street people actually had the brains of nuclear physicists we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

But as far as your general point goes, I plead guilty. I'm not an expert on any of this. Anyone who is, is welcome to write to me and fill me in. And obviously it wasn't just CDOs and CDS and MBS that caused this crash. Everything points to a confluence of many different bad or unsound practices. There are plenty of people out there who actually know what they're talking about who are describing these issues – the predatory lending, those crazy subprime mortgages in which the low teaser rates were like the free drinks that brought borrowers to the blackjack table (hoping they would hit 21 via continually rising real estate prices), the ramping back of one Roosevelt-era regulation after another (culminating in the repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act), the generally high level of speculative home-buying, etc.

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Making that first entry in a blog is sort of like taking that first step into sexual deviancy. Once that zipper comes down, the label sticks forever.  Blogger. What a horrible word. It has such an awful, dirty, biological sound to it. The words it reminds me of are words like felch, belch, bilge, log, globes and rubber. It sounds like belching log-rubber. And now I am one. I feel sick.

I’ll get into why we here at Rollingstone.com decided to start this blog at some other time. Let’s just say that I’ll be making semi-regular updates to this page, and occasionally adding live or nearly-live commentary to things like debates and other events. This page will also contain links to web versions of all my print articles from Rolling Stone and provide contact info for anyone looking to reach or stalk me/my editors as the case may be.

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Sarah Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the modern United States. As a representative of our political system, she's a new low in reptilian villainy, the ultimate cynical masterwork of puppeteers like Karl Rove. But more than that, she is a horrifying symbol of how little we ask for in return for the total surrender of our political power. Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she's the tawdriest, most half-assed fraud imaginable, 20 floors below the lowest common denominator, a character too dumb even for daytime TV — and this country is going to eat her up, cheering her every step of the way. All because most Americans no longer have the energy to do anything but lie back and allow ourselves to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation.

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