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Sarah Silverman came to terms with Jimmy Kimmel. Kathy Griffin called a truce with Jesus.

Such were the overtures made at last night's Creative Arts Emmy Awards, where Silverman won her first-career statuette for her, um, emphatic Jimmy Kimmel Live contribution, "I'm F--king Matt Damon," and Griffin scored her second straight win for My Life on the D-List.

The victorious Silverman thanked her cowriters and her A-list costar, enough though Damon, she said, "had very little to do this being being popular."

Silverman also paid tribute to Kimmel, with whom she uncoupled in July.

"I'd like thank Jimmy Kimmel, who broke my heart…" she said, before reversing course for punchline purposes, and restating, "who will always have a place in my heart."

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TheDirty.com's report to the contrary, Hugh Hefner's alpha girl Holly Madison is not moving out of the Playboy Mansion. And she is not hooking up with sleazy magician Criss Angel, either.

"I really don't know where this stuff comes from," Kevin Burns, executive producer of The Girls Next Door, tells E! News exclusively. "Holly has not moved out and has no plans to do so. She is very much busy supervising and editing Playmate shoots at Playboy Studios West. She's also been working with my company on several new ideas for Playboy-themed TV shows and specials."

He continued, "Holly's trips to Vegas have been 'mini-vacations' to hang out with friends and to scout for the magazine. She's just having a good time."

Crisis averted: The end of GND as one of TV's best guilty pleasures is not nigh, and more importantly, the Playboy empire of high-class hoochie will not want for a queen. Whew.

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Slumdog Millionaire ended up the top dog.

The 2008 edition of the Toronto International Film Festival wrapped today, with the Bombay-based movie about a teen one question away from the grand prize on the Indian Who Wants To Be a Millionaire scoring the fest's biggest kudo, the People's Choice Award, capping a 10-day cinema orgy that featured Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston deftly avoiding each other, Roger Ebert bonked by a fellow film critic and, perhaps most shockingly, Mickey Rourke continued to solidify his place on the Oscar map.

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Britney Spears is selling herself on eBay.

No, the "Piece of Me" singer isn't hard up for cash; she's auctioning an autographed portrait of herself for a good cause.

Spears and her family donated the 5-by-4-foot oil painting to the Promises Foundation, which provides behavioral health services to low-income women and their children. The painting, titled "Mixed Media Painting of Britney Spears," was done by California artist Daniel Maltzman.

Bidding started at $10,000 and ends Sept. 20. The winner also gets a letter of authenticity from the artist and a signed ownership letter from Brit's father, Jamie Spears.

Check out the eBay listing to place your bid and see pictures of Britney with her portrait.

That first Jerry Seinfeld/Bill Gates shoe-shopping Microsoft ad was so bad, we thought it couldn't get any worse. Boy were we wrong. Check out this achingly horrendous next installment of the former funnyman's $10 million fleecing of the Microsoft billionaire. Or was that billion error?  

Anyhoo, after you waste 4:30 of your time, help us out and vote on what's the worst of it in the quiz below, or hit us back in the comments section.

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Dishing on the downlow during the Project Runway finale in Bryant Park, designer Michael Kors and supermodel hostess Heidi Klum share a moment. Maybe they were joking about how Jennifer Lopez pulled out as judge due to an ankle problem. And no, we're not saying she's got fat ankles.

This was reportedly an actual injury that kept J.Lo from judging the fashion competition (Tim Gunn volunteered in the stitch of time), but won't keep her out of her charity triathlon on Sunday. Huh?

There's no crying in baseball, but apparently there are fashion-judging injuries. Who knew?

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Move over Kanye West, you may not be the only camera-slamming celebrity on the loose.

Reportedly joining the ranks of the digi-cam dunksters is none other than new mom Nicole Richie, according to the intermittently accurate gossips at Page Six.

Here's what supposedly went down...

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Here we go again! The Michael Lohan paternity saga continues...

Does Lindsay Lohan have a new little half-sister... Or not?

In an effort to answer that question, Daddy Michael says he offered to fly the woman he had a brief affair with in the mid '90s out to California, where Michael is staying while working on a charity benefit for his church, to finally have that much talked about DNA test.

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Live from New York, it's... not Barack Obama.

The presidential hopeful is postponing tonight's appearance on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live due to Hurricane Ike, which has ravaged Texas' Gulf Coast.

"In light of the unfolding crisis in Texas, Senator Obama has decided it is no longer appropriate to appear on Saturday Night Live tomorrow evening," Obama spokeswoman Jen Psaki explained in a statement issued late Friday night.

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Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth tantalize us with some pseudo-Tori Spelling news in this Peach Pitt deja vu scene from next Tuesday's 90210 (8/7 c, CW), where they spill it that Donna has a cute new baby...just like Tori.

But, just like Tori, Donna's not on the show. Wah!

And then again, Brenda won't be around long either. Double Wah!

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Kanye West is in Hawaii now, maybe working, maybe relaxing on some beach. Either way, he's got his trusty Mac with him—not to mention the same hoodie he was sporting yesterday—and he seems to be gearing up to write the blog post to end all blog posts.

But since we haven't heard from him yet, we can still only speculate as to what prompted his showdown with the paparazzi Thursday morning at Los Angeles International Airport.

The cops, for one, sure don’t know.

"I have no idea," Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the L.A. Police Department's Airport Division told E! News Friday when asked what provoked the incident. "I didn’t know who he [Kanye] was until the day this happened."

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Whatever Jin's fate may be, Daniel Dae Kim wants the remainder of his stay in Hawaii to be relatively smooth.

The Lost star pleaded no contest to DUI charges Friday in Honolulu stemming from his Oct. 25, 2007, arrest after a cop spotted him driving erratically and pulled him over.

For his misdemeanor offenses, Kim's license has been suspended for six months and he was ordered to perform 72 hours of community service and pay a $500 fine and $212 in court fees.

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