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Bands who have clearly written their own Wikipedia entries..

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by beautiful_balloon

hilarious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Blue_%28band%29

'Agent Blue's live shows are typified by the number of passionate 'Stokies' who attend. This is best illustrated by the coach loads that the band brought with them to early London shows '

oh shit, not a bandwagon of renegade Stokies, Not again! arrrrrgggggggghghg!

beautiful_balloon | 26 Jul '08, 01:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I use to have a hash pipe

called Agent Blue.


I used to hear "A Gent Blew"

all the time around the water cooler down by the docks.


Head?


oh man! agent blue!

they've been around for fucking years! my friends band supported the YEARS ago and i was like "WOW agent blue!! hitting the bigtime!!"


Agent Blue

riding the razor sharp edge where punk rock meets accepted levels of encyclopaedaic writing-style formality


haha


ok then

who changed the words on their wikipedia page? it's one of you lot


I dunno but I like it

'Agent Blue support attacks on pensioners with half-bricks!'


more...

'Their song "Sex Drugs and Rocks Through Your Window" was featured in an episode of the Sky One programme Bones, but was pretty rubbish, really. Agent Blue's live shows are typified by the number of passionate crackheads who attend. This is best illustrated by the coach loads of bingo grannies that the band brought with them to early London shows where the band began to garner a reputation as being dogshit.'


haha

my brother supported them AGES ago. They were pretty good, very enthusiastic given the mediocre venue.

Their wikipedia confirms why the world would be a better place if everything in that was true and not the encyclopedia Britannica.


though

that doesn't make sense, given that both are equally as valid references on the whole.


Wikipedia is sometimes hilarious and often needs to be sometimes taken with a pinch of salt

The journos at The Times newsdesk are no longer permitted to use it as a reference tool and there have been numerous reports of massive inaccuracies on a lot of stuff as any old tom, dick or harry can go on and write whatever they please for example Scouting For Girls could say "Scouting For Girls are a multi-platinum selling band who have redefined the genre of Indie Rock and influenced numerous bands including the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin." The Everton Striker Yakubu's age changes on a daily basis from 24 years old to being 19 as someone clearly is taking the mick!.


Yakubu's age is like a shoe size

He's a Nigerian 19, Rest of the world 25, but suspected 30.


I can't remember who it was now

but I found one the other day where the artist had just copied all their press write-ups onto the page and nothing else.


you want a shit wikipedia...

then read alan mcgee's. there is so much hype and bullshit in it.

i can just imagine him dictating it to his poor secretary (who's now probably unemployed).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_McGee


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Campag Velocet were a British Indie rock band who were at their peak during the late 1990s. The band's musical style was influenced by bands such as Cradle of Filth, Cannibal Corpse and Daphne & Celeste, and at the time were lumped into the Latvian 'Cyber-Flange' scene which then included bands such as Ketchup Hawk and CRAINE!.


*cries with laughter*

like it.


that Campah Velocet entry

is hysterical!