In the blue corner, we have Latin singing sensation, Shakira. With a powerful voice, a great head of hair and curves that would make Britney Spears blush, she can make us do whatever she wants, whenever she wants.
In the red corner, weighing in at 315 pounds, we have the 7'1" center for the L.A. Lakers, Shaquille O'Neal. An icon in the world of professional basketball, let's see if Shaq can slam-dunk the competition.
| Who would we like to go one-on-one with? | ||
Shakira
Although we'd love to shoot a few hoops with Shaquille, I'm talking about another kind of one-on-one. Forget the basketball reference and let your dirty mind get to work. Do you follow?
| Most likely to be stalked | ||
Shakira
Although Shaquille has plenty of fans following his every move, I wouldn't imagine anyone trying something stupid like invading his privacy. Shakira, on the other hand, may eventually have to increase her bodyguard count and home security budget. Not that I know where she lives or anything...
| Best pelvic thrust | ||
Shakira
With a great voice and a killer body, the Colombian sensation hypnotizes us with her sensuous hip movements. I enjoy watching Shaquille dunk over opponents, but I still prefer watching Shakira shake her bon-bon.
| Most likely to appear in Terminator 3 | ||
Shaquille O'Neal
Shaquille has often shown interest in appearing in the Terminator franchise, and would probably make a believable cyborg with plasma rifle and all. Shaq'll be back!
| Most likely to record a hit single | ||
Shakira
Shakira is destined to have numerous hit singles under her belt (holding up her low waisted jeans -- yummy), whereas Shaquille has tried his hand at professional singing to no avail. The closest he has ever come to commercial success in the music industry is his appearance in a P. Diddy video.
| Most likely to date a Laker Girl | ||
Shaquille O'Neal
Not that we wouldn't like Shakira to court a Los Angeles cheerleader, but Shaquille has probably had his eye on one or two of them in the past. And if it wasn't for the unwritten rule that players can't date the members of the pompom squad, Shaquille would probably love to get busy like an accountant in tax season.
| Most likely to have trunks pulled down | ||
Shaquille O'Neal
While Shakira looks amazing in everything and anything, we don't mind leaving some splendor to the imagination. Besides, if Shaq were exposed, it might put a theory to rest once and for all -- you know what they say about men with big feet, right? Well...
| Most likely to fight with J-Lo | ||
Shakira
Considering Jennifer Lopez recently caught her husband and his buddies "appreciating" Shakira's curves while watching one of her videos, J-Lo would probably like to challenge the new Latin Diva to a catfight, just to show her man who the real Latin Queen is. Furthermore, I'm sure the male population wouldn't object to having this confrontation televised on pay-per-view.
| Most likely to be used as a lifeline on Who Wants To Be Millionaire? | ||
Shaquille O'Neal
If the question is about large-sized running shoes or securing a comfortable retirement fund, then Shaq is the man. And since he's already a multimillionaire, he might have a few tips about lavishly spending a million dollars.
| Winner | ||
Shakira
The Colombian beauty wins the contest and proves once again that talent combined with good looks can take you far. I wish her continued success so that she can provide us with plenty of eye candy for the next few years. Man, I love my MTV!
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