Top 10 Games That Need a Sex Scene

Conan

Conan runs around in all his manliness, ripping bad guys to shreds and saving topless slave women from a fate worse than death. Shouldn't he take the time to stop for a second and give his freed captors a little piece of the Barbarian? If Kratos can do it, so can the mighty Conan.

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  • thunderstruck560 on 3/15/2008 12:11 am

    Mario needs to get with the star princess with the Emo haircut from Galaxy. She is 10times hotter than peach. And don't forget the viag... i mean mushrooms to make him "big". Woo hoo is right mario.

  • littlelazylime on 3/14/2008 3:12 pm

    I believe Phoenix Drive would be relevant to your interests, if you can stomach the (hilariously) bad translation. O:

  • ihateblobs on 3/13/2008 11:12 pm

    Awww poor mkzsonic. Loser. haha

  • mkzsonic on 3/13/2008 8:57 pm

    PW and Galaxy? What? Notice how Nintendo aims for everyone. And sex just does not fit the genre for PW. When I saw the top 10 things we hate about video games gallery, I started to believe in you again. But then this stupidity popped up.

  • osacolouredcopic on 3/13/2008 6:44 pm

    If there WAS going to be a sex scene in PW... It'd probably be between Phoenix and Edgeworth. I mean, really. It's more OTP than Phoenix and Maya (Whom, IS ONLY 16. LOLICON, MUCH? D:< ) and is actually pretty believable. I mean... Edgeworth and his "Unnecessary" feelings toward Nicky? ;D

  • deathstrom1850 on 3/13/2008 3:27 pm

    This gallery is funny GO BRAWL

  • buffdaily247 on 3/13/2008 3:14 pm

    Really? Show us the article where we did? ;)

  • armalite1016 on 3/13/2008 3:14 pm

    Wow. Portal? Super Mario Galaxy? This isn't even a gaming website. It's like AOL just got together a bunch of 15 years old crater faces and told them to come up with some articles.

  • nowaybackbass on 3/13/2008 2:29 pm

    Yeah I love how they talk about it, but if it were to happen they would be the first to report on how bad it is to have a sex scene in a video game... hypocrisy be damned.

  • d3signg33k on 3/12/2008 9:23 pm

    phoenix wright can rule my courtroom any day.

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