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Excite Articles
- Donate My Organs, Cremate My
Laptop, May 1, 1997
- I'm Still Trouncing my $9.99 Cribbage
Program, July 1, 1997
- We've Got Some Money Comin'
Back, July 15, 1997
- Jodie Foster's CONTACT--For Carl?,
August 1, 1997
- Watch My Mouth, August 15, 1997
- Flame On!, September 1, 1997
- The Least I Can Do--Really,
September 15, 1997
- Listen to Me, I Can't Hear You,
October 1, 1997
- Free Celebrity Nudes!, October 15,
1997
- Why Must the Show Go On?,
November 1, 1997
- Why People Believe Weird Things,
November 15, 1997
- Oh, We Internet Columnists, We're
Just Crazy, December 1, 1997
- True Love, January 15, 1998
Unpublished drafts
The Penn Jillette columns
1994
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I'm Sick of Writing about This
PC-Computing v7, n11 (Nov, 1994)
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Media Jammin
PC-Computing v7, n10 (Oct, 1994)
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alt.fan.gutenberg.
PC-Computing v7, n9 (Sept, 1994):352.
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Tolls for thee?
PC-Computing v7, n8 (August, 1994):320.
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I'm a virtual star.
PC-Computing v7, n7 (July, 1994):312.
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Remember Tonya?
PC-Computing v7, n6 (June, 1994):366.
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Did I disable five security measures or six?
PC-Computing v7, n5 (May, 1994):306.
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I'll bet it's your damn Thurman unit again!
PC-Computing v7, n4 (April, 1994):310.
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Shhh! Be vewy quiet - I'm hunting Luddites.
PC-Computing v7, n3 (March, 1994):340.
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Satisfaction - one foot in the grave.
(buying new computers less frequently)
PC-Computing v7, n2 (Feb, 1994):336.
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Will radio mail really change my life?
PC-Computing v7, n1 (Jan, 1994):364.
1993
Billy Idol: learning to type in cyberspace.
PC-Computing v6, n12 (Dec, 1993):506.
At last, here's the math behind encryption.
PC-Computing v6, n11 (Nov, 1993):546.
Subterranean Clipper chip blues.
PC-Computing v6, n10 (Oct, 1993):468.
Internet: president (at) whitehouse.gov.
PC-Computing v6, n9 (Sept, 1993):450.
Get involved! Send me your ASCII.
PC-Computing v6, n8 (August, 1993):356.
Business class, first class, or faraday cage?
(computers on airplanes) PC-Computing v6, n7 (July, 1993):336.
I Want More Bias--And Less News
PC-Computing v6, n6 (June, 1993).
More bandwidth equals entertainment.
PC-Computing v6, n5 (May, 1993):324.
An apology for last year's trick: we printed a phony ad that
got us in a lot of trouble. We're really sorry, swear to God.
PC-Computing v6, n4 (April, 1993):332.
First ever: real info on the back page.
PC-Computing v6, n3 (March, 1993):318.
It's not really stealing, because it's me.
PC-Computing v6, n2 (Feb, 1993):412.
A brief history of time: the column.
PC-Computing v6, n1 (Jan, 1993):358.
1992
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Oh, those poor kids of destruction.
(Masters of Disaster computer hackers)
PC-Computing v5, n12 (Dec, 1992):464.
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Finally - neatness doesn't count.
PC-Computing v6, n11 (Nov, 1992):472.
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Mr. Television wants to be Mr. CRT.
PC-Computing v5, n10 (Oct, 1992):420.
The Micro Mephisto columns
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Agrippa--One Shot to Download Dad
PC-Computing v5, n9 (Sept, 1992).
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I heart my dog's head.
PC-Computing v5, n8 (August, 1992):418.
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I'm not afraid of computer games.
PC-Computing v5, n7 (July, 1992):402.
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Virtual reality - it's just very good TV.
PC-Computing v5, n6 (June, 1992):446.
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Don't call us, we'll type to you.
PC-Computing v5, n5 (May, 1992):438.
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This April Fool's Day - I'm on Your Side
PC-Computing v5, n4 (April, 1992)
(and the accompanying
April Fool's Phone)
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OK, I'm in the pig power structure.
PC-Computing v5, n3 (March, 1992):338.
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We're all going to burn in hell.
PC-Computing v5, n2 (Feb, 1992):372.
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
PC-Computing v5, n1 (Jan, 1992):374.
1991
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'Computer expert' cracks Dead Sea Scrolls.
PC-Computing v4, n12 (Dec, 1991):430.
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Hey, hey, new age, get off of my cloud.
PC-Computing v4, n11 (Nov, 1991):448.
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The Toaster versus all-gray TV.
(Video Toaster image processing system)
PC-Computing v4, n10 (Oct, 1991):368.
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The computer takes on pro wrestling...
PC-Computing v4, n9 (Sept, 1991):352.
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Nerds unite! Change your prompts; you're already a nerd, so
you might as well have a cute prompt.
PC-Computing v4, n8 (August, 1991):288.
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I spent an evening with a grain of salt.
PC-Computing v4, n7 (July, 1991):282.
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Lizard King meets SideKick Prince.
PC-Computing v4, n6 (June, 1991):320.
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Call me middle-age computer crazy.
PC-Computing v4, n5 (May, 1991):272.
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Spell-checking will be our savior.
PC-Computing v4, n4 (April, 1991):250.
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I can be (and have been) bought.
PC-Computing v4, n3 (March, 1991):308.
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Prying eyes in the friendly skies.
PC-Computing v4, n2 (Feb, 1991):268.
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This joke could send you to prison.
PC-Computing v4, n1 (Jan, 1991):266.
1990
Other Stuff by Penn
Learning to Fly, Strip, and Vomit on a 727.(Great Video too)
All Pain, No
Gain
Penn@NASA
Fire Eating
Tony Called
FedEx
Interviews
Penn's State an interview with Penn for the Las Vegas Sun.
Harris & The Predictor
Interviews: A really GREAT interview with Penn.
An
interview with Penn in The Onion
Voodoo & Violence, an
interview with Penn from Reason Magazine ( April 1994).
Penn interviewed on
"Fresh Air" show ( April 1994) by Terri Gross from NPR.
Penn
Talks about email with CNET.COM
An interview
with Penn from the BOSTON HERALD
Bass Player Magazine
Penn's appearance at the U of
Maryland College Park ( December 1994) by Mike Scheinberg ( aka SHINY!).
A completely unredeeming profile of
Penn Jillette, wired magician, Umaphile, little girl trapped in a fat man's body (September 1994).
Anguish at Penn's AOL interview. (It's about 1/2 way down the page.)
Chats
People Online: Chat with Penn Jillette Hosted by People Magazine and Apple Computers.
Penn chat from Delphi 1993
Music
Listen to Penn playing bass and singing with some guys from Too Much Joy in a band called Wonderlick.
The song is titled, "The Right Kind of Crazy."
Rheumy
Peepers & Chunky Highlights
Captain
Howdy
Bongos, Bass & Bob
Listen to P & T's work with
The Residents.
Stories
Little Houdini and the Hair Dryer ( March 1995).
Penn's Living Quarters
The Slammer (The
Slammer page is taking a little hiatus while we clean house and
reorganize. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
New York
Apartment
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