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11.22.2007

Fuel for Our Fiery Ears

Have you ever dreamt of a day
where bloggers give a rest
to all the music they review
and their opinion fests?

And I'm not talking about Easter
or another day for Christ
I'm talking something other
than a remix comp for Feist,

a day on the calendar
when pale, scrawny white guys
actually feed themselves
on something more than Bright Eyes

Well, there exists such a day
where The Hype Machine can relax:
No Burial b-sides to catch,
no new Sufjan tracks.

There's not a word to be heard from Justice
or a blip from the DFA,
nothing from The Black Kids (Haha)
nor from Freeway (today, anyway).

This is a day where we all take a break
away from Sally Shapiro,
away from cheap PBR, mp3s
and rounds of Guitar Hero.

So while we here dine in modesty
and spend time with our real-life friends,
we suggest you do the same
instead of revisiting The Bends.

Love,
Audiversity

1 comments:

floodwatch said...

Truer words have rarely been spoken,
Much thanks for this, friends.
I'm all about lambasting bloggers
But why name-check The Bends?