Meddling kids!

Justin · 09-24-2001, 04:16 PM

That thing is funny! Where the hell did you find it, RollingBrass? Through extensive searching on images.google.com, I was able to locate another (smaller) version of the image:

I hereby dedicate this thread to this picture! Post some humorous appearances, doctored pictures, funny captions, insights, whatever! I can't get enough! [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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RollingBrass · 09-24-2001, 04:24 PM

Thanks, Justin!

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/oeminfo.jpg
http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/snap.jpg
I got the picture from www.oldmanmurray.com . Check the picture below for the exact url of the original picture. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

And this is my Half Life multiplayer mod spray decal

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Justin · 09-24-2001, 04:24 PM

Ooh! Ooh! What was the oldmanmurray story?

And try following the link on my smaller image to see where I found it... [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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Lucky · 09-24-2001, 04:29 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by Justin:
Ooh! Ooh! What was the oldmanmurray story?
<hr></blockquote>

One of the Serious Sam interviews. . .

revenant100 · 09-24-2001, 04:40 PM

Let's do Ted Turner impersonations, like RollingBrass does, in this thread. I'll try:

DAMN PUNKS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME!!! I'M THE REAL TED TURNER, DAMMIT!!! I OWN A SUCCESFUL TELEVISION STATION!! I'M GONNA GO COLORIZE SOMTHING NOW, DAMMIT!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!

(pretty bad, eh? [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] )

LeadBullet · 09-24-2001, 05:26 PM

Its a little hard to do a impersonation without a voice.

jakek101 · 09-24-2001, 06:55 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/oeminfo.jpg
<hr></blockquote>

MY SYSTEM INFO!

RollingBrass · 09-24-2001, 06:55 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by revenant100:
Let's do Ted Turner impersonations, like RollingBrass does, in this thread. I'll try:

DAMN PUNKS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME!!! I'M THE REAL TED TURNER, DAMMIT!!! I OWN A SUCCESFUL TELEVISION STATION!! I'M GONNA GO COLORIZE SOMTHING NOW, DAMMIT!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!

(pretty bad, eh? [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] )<hr></blockquote>Very nice. I like how you added the "colorization" bit. Normally I have Ted cuss out Orson Welles for no apparent reason towards the end of his rant (since, on his deathbed, Welles explicitely directed that Ted Turner shouldn't be allowed to colorize "Citizen Kane", and since Welles still held control over the movie, his words were legally binding so Ted isn't allowed to colorize it). [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
[EDIT]I'm whipping up a little pic for y'all. I'll see if I can get it done tonight. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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The Flying Fish · 09-24-2001, 06:56 PM

ROFL, that pic is hilarious! [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

RollingBrass · 09-24-2001, 07:43 PM

Holy crap! I was sitting in my room on the computer, and I heard a noise outside...someone was stealing my car! I snapped off a pic of the crime in action and even got an audio transcript of the man who jacked it! He was pretty pissed, and he was screaming at me while shaking his fist angrily! Here's the pic....

GRRRRRR!!!! YOU ROTTEN SONUVABITCH!!!! I'M NICKING YOUR WHEELS AND DRIVING TO MEXICO!!! MY WALLET IS SO BIG IT HAS A WALLET OF ITS OWN!!!!!!!!!! ARRRR!!!
[img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
I wish I had Photoshop...I would be able to make it look convincing. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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Alex · 09-24-2001, 08:43 PM

Wow, Ted's got some style, swipin' a sweet ride like that one [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

RAAA!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY LIKENESS FOR YOUR OWN PATHETIC IMMATURITY?? I'M SO RICH MY TOILET IS MADE OUT OF GOLD!!

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Aegeri · 09-24-2001, 09:13 PM

wtf????

Kevin9er · 09-24-2001, 09:19 PM

LOL, today I drew him on the inside of my elbow so when I move my arm his mouth opens. Then I went around flapping my arm goin "RARG!! YOU *******S!!! I HAVE AN AIRPLANE MADE OF 100 DOLLAR BILLS!!! GRRRRRR!!!

And nobody know what I was talking about. I guess it hasnt reached AYB status yet.

RollingBrass · 09-24-2001, 09:34 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by Kevin8or:
LOL, today I drew him on the inside of my elbow so when I move my arm his mouth opens. Then I went around flapping my arm goin "RARG!! YOU *******S!!! I HAVE AN AIRPLANE MADE OF 100 DOLLAR BILLS!!! GRRRRRR!!!

And nobody know what I was talking about. I guess it hasnt reached AYB status yet.<hr></blockquote>Kevin8or, I love you.
LOL!

RollingBrass · 09-24-2001, 09:56 PM

You know, we wouldn't be nearing war if we just got Ol' Ted to settle this quarrel with Afghanistan....

(if anyone has a problem with this pic, just say so and I'll take it down. I don't feel that it's offensive, but I'm not you guys [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] ).

RollingBrass · 09-24-2001, 10:34 PM

DON'T TRY TO ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION, SCUMBAG!!! I OWN THE HORIZONTAL! I OWN SHARES IN THE VERTICAL! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A CHECK!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[EDIT]Come on, folks! Let's see some doctored photos and stuff! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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Darktalyn · 09-25-2001, 02:12 AM

GARRR!! HOW DARE YOU PUNK KIDS MAKE FUN OF ME WITH ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!!!! I'M THE REASON YOUR DAD CAN WATCH PORNO ON COLORIZED TV WHILE MOM EATS ANOTHER BATCH OF COOKIE DOUGH!!! DON'T MAKE ME STONE YOU TO DEATH WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD NUGGETS YOU LITTLE SH*T!!!!!! ARRGGHH!!!!

Vyperfire · 09-25-2001, 09:22 AM

This thread is priceless. It really needs to go into the archives, after its been exhausted.

Which will be a long time from now. KEEP GOING!

Grande 3:16 · 09-25-2001, 10:46 AM

RollingBrass · 09-25-2001, 10:52 AM

LOL!!!
Excellent, Grande and Darktalyn!

RollingBrass · 09-25-2001, 11:53 AM

Alex · 09-25-2001, 04:53 PM

Gah!! Tears...from intense laughter...blurred vision...can't see...nor stop laughing!!

09-25-2001, 05:51 PM

That would make such a good image macro, could i use it sometime?

Justin · 09-25-2001, 07:17 PM

must...stop...laughing....can't...breathe....

EDIT:

HOW DARE YOU PUT ME ON THE ANOTHER PAGE, DAMMIT!!! I'LL BUY AND SELL YOUR ASS, YOU LITTLE PUNK! GRRR!!! %$@&%*% MEDDLING KIDS!!

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revenant100 · 09-25-2001, 07:52 PM

I'm pretty bad at editing pics, but, oh well. Here's one I made.

What do you think?

jakek101 · 09-25-2001, 07:59 PM

Joe could you make a tiny Ted Turner a smily? come on!

RollingBrass · 09-25-2001, 08:09 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by revenant100:

What do you think?<hr></blockquote>YES!!!!
[EDIT]MtnBikeMan; yeah, you can use it as a macro.
The more this spreads around the internet, the better. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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09-25-2001, 08:40 PM

AAARRRRRGGG!!! I EAT $H!TS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST OFF OF A MY TROPHY WIFE'S STOMACH!!! IF FLUSH ME I'LL SUE YOUR ARSE BACK TO THE DAYS OF RADIO!!!! GRRRR!!

RollingBrass · 09-25-2001, 09:58 PM

SON-OF-A-BITCHING NAZIS!!!! I'M GOING TO CRUSH THE THIRD REICH WITH MY WEEKLY BANK DEPOSIT SLIPS!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

The colors got kind of wonked, cuz I took a picture of the instruction booklet, and the lighting wasn't too good, but I'm sure you get the idea. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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RollingBrass · 09-25-2001, 10:33 PM

This one's for Gleamer!!!

[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Grande 3:16 · 09-25-2001, 10:37 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by MtnBikeMan85:
<hr></blockquote>Dammit! I was gonna do something like that. [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
<blockquote>quote:<hr>DAMN PUNKS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME!!! I'M THE REAL TED TURNER, DAMMIT!!! I OWN A SUCCESFUL TELEVISION STATION!! I'M GONNA GO COLORIZE SOMTHING NOW, DAMMIT!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!
....
GRRRRRR!!!! YOU ROTTEN SONUVABITCH!!!! I'M NICKING YOUR WHEELS AND DRIVING TO MEXICO!!! MY WALLET IS SO BIG IT HAS A WALLET OF ITS OWN!!!!!!!!!! ARRRR!!!
....
RAAA!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY LIKENESS FOR YOUR OWN PATHETIC IMMATURITY?? I'M SO RICH MY TOILET IS MADE OUT OF GOLD!!
....
"RARG!! YOU *******S!!! I HAVE AN AIRPLANE MADE OF 100 DOLLAR BILLS!!! GRRRRRR!!!"
....
DON'T TRY TO ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION, SCUMBAG!!! I OWN THE HORIZONTAL! I OWN SHARES IN THE VERTICAL! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A CHECK!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....
GARRR!! HOW DARE YOU PUNK KIDS MAKE FUN OF ME WITH ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!!!! I'M THE REASON YOUR DAD CAN WATCH PORNO ON COLORIZED TV WHILE MOM EATS ANOTHER BATCH OF COOKIE DOUGH!!! DON'T MAKE ME STONE YOU TO DEATH WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD NUGGETS YOU LITTLE SH*T!!!!!! ARRGGHH!!!!
....
ARRRRRGHHH!!!! DON'T EAT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! I WIPE MY ASS WITH MONEY!!!! GRRRRR!!!!
....
HOW DARE YOU PUT ME ON THE ANOTHER PAGE, DAMMIT!!! I'LL BUY AND SELL YOUR ASS, YOU LITTLE PUNK! GRRR!!! %$@&%*% MEDDLING KIDS!!
....
AAARRRRRGGG!!! I EAT $H!TS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST OFF OF A MY TROPHY WIFE'S STOMACH!!! IF FLUSH ME I'LL SUE YOUR ARSE BACK TO THE DAYS OF RADIO!!!! GRRRR!!
....
SON-OF-A-BITCHING NAZIS!!!! I'M GOING TO CRUSH THE THIRD REICH WITH MY WEEKLY BANK DEPOSIT SLIPS!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!<hr></blockquote>
I don't know all that much about Ted Turner. Does he really carry on like that?

RollingBrass · 09-25-2001, 10:42 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by Grande 3:16:

I don't know all that much about Ted Turner. Does he really carry on like that?<hr></blockquote>Nah...it's just having him be an angry old man like he appears in the picture. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Superczar · 09-25-2001, 10:58 PM

GRRRR!!! I HAVE TO PAY $4 FOR A HOTDOG IN MY OWN STADIUM!?!?! GRRR... YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! ALL YUOR BADLY COLORIZED CLASSIC FILMS ARE BELONG TO TED GODAMNIT!!!! GRRR!!!

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RollingBrass · 09-25-2001, 11:14 PM

I don't think Ol' Ted minds paying $4 for a hot dog....seeing as he eats hot dogs made out of shredded $50 dollar bills.

jakek101 · 09-25-2001, 11:46 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
I don't think Ol' Ted minds paying $4 for a hot dog....seeing as he eats hot dogs made out of shredded $50 dollar bills.<hr></blockquote>

its better then eating made oout of japanese news papers and rat tails like most people do

RollingBrass · 09-26-2001, 12:27 AM

ARRRRRGHHH!!!! DON'T EAT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! I WIPE MY ASS WITH MONEY!!!! GRRRRR!!!!

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SpamViking · 09-26-2001, 12:39 AM

I'm not a *****, you're a *****, *****!

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Aegeri · 09-26-2001, 01:46 AM

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can understand the joke but how did this come about?

Or is this make fun of the old man picture thing?

09-26-2001, 04:07 AM

just look at the face, it's so funny!

rob2001 · 09-26-2001, 04:17 AM

RollingBrass is the coolest guy on this site! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]