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Everquest Features
This section is dedicated to the wacky and dynamic world of Everquest, which is a game that is just so full of constant excitement and wonder that many people appear to be quitting fulltime jobs to camp MOBs. A lot of the people playing the game seem take it way too seriously and forget that it still is just a game, a game that's supposed to be "fun", not "work". Hopefully this page will help them lighten up a bit. And if not, oh well.

The Everquest Buddies! - 6.28.00
Come and join the gaming world's newest heroes, the Everquest Buddies, as they have wacky and zany adventures in "the real world"! Can a group of three hardcore EQ addicts adapt from living in Norrath and learn to adjust to life on Earth? Stay tuned and find out!

A Newbie's Guide to Everquest - 5.22.00
Getting started playing Everquest is quite a difficult task. Not only does a newbie have to learn the language, slang, and jargon of the game, but the player also has to learn how to adjust to the gameplay style and rules. In order to help everybody get accustomed to the game, we at Something Awful have addressed the most important concerns and issues that newbies have to deal with, and combined them all into one easy-to-follow article. Yes, within minutes you'll be acting like an experience veteran in the lands of Norrath!
By Lowtax.

Top 10 Failed Ways to Discourage Camping in Everquest - 5.10.00
Anybody who has ever played Everquest before is undoubtedly aware that it's sometimes referred to as "Evercamp"; despite the fact that it's intended to be a fun and entertaining game, players can spend days camping in one spot for particularly powerful items. After months of playing religiously on the EQ test server, I was able to assemble the top 10 failed ways Verant attempted to discourage camping in Everquest. By Lowtax.

The "Rare Jewels / Winged Hill Giant" Prank - 2.13.00
A level 22 Necromancer attempts to sell some "rare jewels" he looted from a winged level 62 Hill Giant in the Plane of Fear. Thanks to the wonders of people who have had their characters powerleveled by other people, he is successful. By Ivan.

An Exciting Moneymaking Idea! - 1.12.00
Get paid to sit on your ass and play Everquest! It can't fail! By Lowtax.

Feedback From the Infamous Cleric Petition - 1.10.00
This page (unfortunately) offers a statistical suggestion that over 70% of Everquest players are kind of... well, you'll have to see it to believe it. Read it and weep. By Lowtax.

The Infamous Cleric Petition - 12.30.99
Verant has screwed the Cleric class! This petition attempted to help make a much needed reform. By Lowtax.

How to Annoy People in Everquest - 12.14.99
Learn new and exciting ways to make Everquest even more zany! By Lowtax.

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