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Clans.
They're everywhere, they're loud, they're a dime a dozen.
Sure, there are plenty of good, respected clans out there
full of talented players, but there are even more that are
just... something awful. This page is dedicated to the groups
with pages that are giving all other legit clans a bad name.
Submit
a clan page
| Name: |
Description: |
Date:
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| The
PotHeads |
A
very appropriate title. |
8.01.00
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| The
Shadow Clan |
"I'm
the frag fuckin masta" |
8.01.00
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| MURDER/DEATH-kill |
If
you're not a pizza, I advise caution. |
7.07.00
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| Quake
Klux Klan |
Watch
out or they'll eat your babies and imprison your grandparents. |
6.21.00
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| Pissed
off Punks? |
The
clan leaders will kick your ass! |
6.20.00
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| Old
School Doomers |
"We
see the Doom world third hand, first though the computer
monitor and then though our eyes. It's only one sensory
step further than reality. It's still real" |
6.19.00
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| Clan
Advance Australia Army |
And
then my heart stopped. |
6.19.00
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| Clan
AsTrAl |
"the
astral plane connects us to everywhere, including the
matrix" |
1.27.00
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| Clan
Total Wipeout |
I
don't think they like you very much. |
1.27.00
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| Da
Boyz |
Best
.wav file I've ever heard. |
1.27.00
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| Brave
Sir Robin |
You
must be very brave to visit this page. |
1.27.00
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| Clan
DeathWing |
I
can't figure out what's scarier, their prose or drawings. |
1.25.00
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| Clan
i_N_i |
"As
before, clan [i_N_i] plays in all online games, just
as long as they don't lick Twill's asshole clean of
man jizz." |
1.25.00
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| Cool
Cats Clan |
I
can't even figure this one out. |
1.25.00
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| The
Outlawz |
"U
HOES R GONNA DIE!" |
1.24.00
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| Red
Scorpion Gangstaz |
"Welcome
to da hood" |
1.24.00
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| Latino
Clan |
"Don't
try to be a hero with him, He will crush your skull,
He knows how to use all the weapons of every game" |
1.24.00
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| Killrz
Clan |
Get
ready to wait for the site to load. |
1.23.00
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| 142nd
Mobile Infantry |
"This
clan is based on an actual Army regiment in WWII." |
1.23.00
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| Bitch
Busters |
Hope
you're wearing sunglasses. |
1.23.00
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| Clan
Anti-Gay |
"just
so you know we are not agenst "GAY" people!!!!!! "GAY"
People are cool as long as they don't hit on me then
we have a problem" |
1.23.00
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| Capital
Punishment |
"Yo
Mother Fuck@z!!! You Might ThInK Dat YoUr Clan is Da'BomB!!!
Well then FUCK YOU BITCH!!! Cuz If You Wanna FuckWit
CapitaL Punishment!!! Your Gonna Find Your HEAD in your
MOTHER FUCKIN' @§§ BitCh!!!" |
1.23.00
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| Crush,
Kill, n' Destroy |
"Hey
u dont wanna mess around wit us no boy we will crush
u if u wanna live dont come in our back yardz!!"
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1.23.00
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| Brotherhood
of Destuction |
I
now really, really, really hate space. |
1.23.00
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Possible
violations:
1. Page takes over three hours to load thanks to a shitload
of large, unnecessary graphics that are supposed to show
off the clan leader's "l33t Photoshop skillz".
2.
Clan either writes in haX0r lingo, gangsta rap, or pseudo-military
terms they heard from "Full Metal Jacket".
3.
Website is overly violent or full of hate, revealing some
morbid fascination with guns and killing.
4.
Page is a shrine to clichéd animated gifs or Javascript
(usually coincides with #1).
5.
Clan members have trouble distinguishing between fantasy
and reality.
6.
Clan has some huge, ongoing flame war with another equally
idiotic clan.
7.
Page layout / color scheme burns your retinas and causes
brain damage.
8.
Website looks as if it were written by Jeff
K.
9.
Clan is not competent enough to check for / fix broken links.
10.
Site is a tribute to embedded MIDI / sound files.
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