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Backyard Love

Welcome to the biweekly love and advice column, "Backyard Love", where YOUR personal and private love questions are answered by some of the most talented backyard wrestlers in the industry! We study and hand-pick the top five backyard wrestlers twice a month and give them YOUR email questions! Feel free to ask them about anything in your love or private life, ranging from people you may have a crush on, to sexual dysfunctions that you fear may be slowly killing you!

Date Topics:
04-10-2001 Meeting women, money problems, role-playing, lost love, cheating, bad boyfriends.
GUESTS: Evan "55-Gallon Kong" Kristopherson, Mexican Jumping Queen, FUCK YOU NINJA!!!, Revolutionary Scarecrow, El Terror De Fuego.
02-28-2001

Breaking up, affairs, sexual comments with friends, college crushes, short sex, needing space.
GUESTS: Raymond "Diamond Doily" Dansworth, MC Caucasian Ghost, FUCK YOU NINJA!!!, Revolutionary Scarecrow, El Terror De Fuego.

02-14-2001 Cheating, marriage plans, more cheating, Asian problems, Hollywood lust, open marriages.
GUESTS: FUCK YOU NINJA!!!, Revolutionary Scarecrow, Servants of Misery, El Terror De Fuego, Geoff "Skeleton Spanks" Krakes.
02-07-2001

Men and commitment, anal sex, casual sex, married sex, breaking up, bachelor parties.
GUESTS: "Badass" Shawn McCullum, El Terror De Fuego, Servants of Misery, MC Caucasian Ghost, Geoff "Skeleton Spanks" Krakes.