Monday, April 23, 2001

http://tunglov4u.diaryland.com/

WOW! Would you check out the writing skills on that journaler?

The online world is a dumping ground for people to seek attention. Having a personal website is a whole new way for people to take interest in you in entirely new ways.

Of course, we have online journals. Journals are by nature, egocentric, and anyone of the online journaling community would be quick to admit that it's a rather cutthroat business to be involved in. So many extreme egotists, all striving to be the most popular within the group. Hits are the currency around here, and the more hits you get, the greater your worth as a person and a writer. Certainly, there are the overlooked 10 hit a day geniuses, but likely, the best way to become a popular online journaler is to write well.

There are other ways to gain popularity (or notoriety) online. Often, online journalers get around poor writing skills by making a lot of online friends, therefore obligating their friends to read their journals, spamming themselves in yahoo chat, and writing about sex a whole lot.

This particular girl posts naked pictures of herself to draw in readers, even though her entries only typically consist of four curses strung together.

You know what the funny part of it is? It works. She gets more hits than the overwhelming majority of online journals.

So, kids, the next time I hear you whining about not getting enough hits, shut up and do what you need to do. Remember, muff sells.

Okay, with all this recent kafuffle, let's just say I've grown weary of teenybopper antics. So, let's move on to spamming freaks.

*starts shaking*

I...FUCKING...HATE...SPAM!

I hate it. If you, gentle reader, are of any internet experience, you'll know I do not speak of the canned luncheon meat, because, damnit, in moderation, that stuff can be quite tasty. Spamburgers, spamwhiches, all sorts of wonderful things, for those times when you want to feel jealous of what your pet is eating, rather than the other way around.

No, I speak of unsolicited mailings or messages or postings on message boards. It makes me bloody angry.

As my own policy, I do not pimp the Wunderblog! outside the site itself. Certainly, I sent its address to a few close friends, but besides this, the readership for this site has snowballed on its own. I also do not sign the guestbooks of sites I've reviewed, because I also consider that spam in its own respect; rather than a site owner voluntarily checking its referrer logs; a guestbook entry is a declaration of wishing for a visit, and also a direct form of harassment on a personal site. It's invasive, really. This, of course, is something that sets me apart from most review sites of this nature (that and I don't use "faggot-but" as an insult in non-satirical situations).

Basically, I only express elements of me in situations that are designated for me, or I've been invited to join in on.

This does not mean my URL hasn't been posted on every message board from here to tomorrow. Between my detractors *ahem* and my more rabid, moronic fans (unlike my likable fans, mind you), various message boards have been graced with messages such as "this site is soooooKEWL!" and "Let's tag team this biatch, who doesn't like puppies and kittens and teenagers!"

Now, of course, being a spam-hater, I always cringe when those rabid fans go to work. Spam is uncool, no matter its form.

Which is why when I received this via ICQ today, I got annoyed.

http://www.digitalentropia.com/help_to_merel/

I hate dying children-type spam the most. Why? Because so many people send it on, because they feel guilty. They don't realize that people who spam just such websites are not the selfless, wonderful creatures that they claim to be.; they're just the average webmaster, looking for ways to get as many hits as possible.

You are not obligated to dying children on the other side of the world. Don't send this crap on.

This has been a public service announcement by Wunderblog! And kids, just say no to drugs...well, nevermind. Say yes, but don't tell your parents I told you that.

Sunday, April 22, 2001

I cannot believe it's come to this: I have posted a disclaimer. As you will notice, you can find the disclaimer in the first of the like, totally unhip yellow tables to the right side.

Why did I post a disclaimer? Apparently, my opinions are much more dangerous than I'd ever imagined. They hurt children and other living things. Like war does.

And everyone knows unpopular opinions, like heat-seeking missiles and anti-aircraft guns, don't leave people feeling warm and fuzzy and with the knowledge that the entire world embraces their special uniqueness.

Remember kids, I love you as I love all of god's creatures. God Bless.

Hi. I'm not the Wunderblogger. I'm Ed. I own Heliophobic.net. If you've read my post about this over there this is going to be old news to you, but here I go again.

Apparently some of you have brought up the idea of suing Cedant, MY webhost, for libel. Now, if I'm understanding their terms of service correctly, they take no responsibility for what's on the sites they host. However, let's pretend that they did for a moment.

The thing that's getting me is that you're trying to shut down Wunderblog AND my domain... which doesn't belong to the Wunderblogger. I'm a completely separate entity. And the really funny thing about that is that you all haven't behaved any better.

You've hurled more insults than Wunderblog did. Baseless insults. You've called her "short fat and ugly", though you've obviously never seen pictures. You've called her immature, an idiot, a dumbass. I swear I heard someone accuse her of being homosexual at some point.

The Wunderblog is editorializing. You all are insulting. She's been no more libelous than the lot of you, realize.

It disappoints and disgusts me that none of you are mature enough to just walk away. If you had ignored this it wouldn't be an issue right now. Everyone would have forgotten, the post would have timed out and been archived, and there wouldn't be such a huge freaking commotion over it. Instead of taking the high road and ignoring it, or even expressing your disaproval and disappointment in a reasonable manner, you've hurled insults and threatened lawsuits against a company that isn't even really involved.

Does this site scare you so much that you feel a need to shut it down?

(A side note. No, comments are not allowed on this post. If you want to comment, feel free to email me about it. However, know that any rude or immature responses will be ignored.)

Well, it seems Jolene was so deeply, deeply hurt, deeply, in the depth of her deep soul, that she ranted about my wee little posts regarding her to all of her friends.

She ranted in blogs, she ranted in emails, she ranted on message boards.

Let's check out the ripple effect this has had.

http://bitchyblog.angstlust.com/
She started by posing a whine on a team-blog that she seems to participate in regularly with a variety of other teenybopper morons.

http://angel.angstlust.com/32/savereply.html
She shared her sassy retort to my original post with the world by uploading it to her personal site, then linking it from all of her posts on the upcoming message boards.

http://www.roxydollboard.com/ubb/Forum20/HTML/000506.html
http://implosive.net/cgi-bin/ikonboard/topic.cgi?forum=4&topic;=48
She posts identical messages on three message boards in a sucessful attempt to start a pity-party for her amongst the other idiots of her web community. (I lose a link for one of them. Oops.) And so, the idiots all get together and talk about how dumb I must be because I'm not nice to all of god's children. Mean mean, mean. Mean is dum. Meanie. Has no life. Fat, gay, fat fat. Uses tables. You know, the usual rebutals of those without an argument. Later, Jolene, upon realising how dumb she truly is, edits one of her posts to say she gives up. Most likely, this is another pity ploy.

http://www.sullengrrl.com/blog/blogger.html
http://regina.diary-x.com/journal.cgi?entry=200104212003
Jolene's friends from her pity-party make public statements of their own idiocy. I notice a perverse six-degrees of separation relationship between sites I've bookmarked to mock and Jolene's friends, an unintentional but equally amusing correlation.

And that's the story to this point. I'm sure it will continue, because twitterish teenaged girls don't understand when they've lost.

http://www.sullengrrl.com/

Oh, sweet jesus. Another popup? Fuck you, fuck you.

This particular teenybopper twit feels the need to list the contents of her purse. Join me in my fascination:

So I carry this black Gap sling pack. Am I a corporate sellout for this? Probably. So here's the question I'm sure everyone is dying to know...what's in there RIGHT now? Let's dissect it, shall we? Piece by piece.

Outer Front Pocket=my cell phone (A motorola star tac if you wanna be technical) as well as my Green guess eyeglasses when not in use

Small Back Pocket=Make-up application sponges

Large Back Pocket= Pink cat pencil topper wearing green beret, pencils,mechanical pencil eraser refils, change, Neutrogena Skin Clearing Oil-free pressed powder in Fair,Estee Lauder All-Day Lipstick in Plumwood,Skinplicity Action+Moisture Lotion in Combination Oily,Estee Lauder Equalizer Smart Makeup Foundation in Beach

Inside=Empty Smint container,Messy array of pencils and pens,Agent Orange Issue #2, Hannibal by Thomas Harris,Wilderness-the Lost Writings of Jim Morrison Volume I, purple metallic notebook with school papers inside, Bath and Body Works Body Splash in Cucumber Melon, Bath and Body Works Nourishing Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion in Cucumber Melon,Metallic Purple Conair Vent brush, Purple Lancome bag containing personal items, Red makeup bag containing:Bath and Body Works All Is Bright Lipcolor collection, Colorworks Crystal-Cream LipGloss in Pinkshine, Colorworks Long and Silky Mascara in Black, Street Wear Shiny Stuff Lipgloss in Smitten Kitten, Colorworks Lip Defining Pencil in Nude, Freshlook Clear up by Covergirl, Maybelline Cosmic Edge Eyeshadow in Purple Comet, Bath and Body Works Catch my Eyeshadow in Perfect Pear, Bath and Body Works Defining Moment Eye Pencil in Java, Sweet Lips Fresh-squeezed lip gloss in Strawberries and Watermelon, my wallet including i-zone pictures of my dog, gambling tokens from Atlantic City, 2 dollars, house key, learners permit, atm card,etc.

Do these girls actually follow a checklist to better conform to the teenaged twit cliche, or does it come naturally?

*sigh*

http://movie.diaryland.com/index.html

My Movie Life: it's like a Hallmark movie of the week with all the interesting bits about anal rape removed.

http://www.salon.com/health/feature/2000/01/27/anorexia/index.html

And so, as the anorexics take themselves seriously, society follows suit.

http://www.myredself.org/

Oh, look! A popup! A popup window with ambiguous numerical navigation at the bottom!

We have another trendy genius teenybopper here!

An entirely typical piece of work. It bores me.

Fucky teenagers are so uniform! Why can't they at least be stupid in different ways?

Saturday, April 21, 2001

http://www.geocities.com/southbeach/castle/1895/

A geocities based splash page, titled "anorexia" and labeled, in large serifed font, "Only Popular". And a Tori Amos quote.

Is this going to be as much fun as I think it's going to be?

*pops on sunglasses and turns up the 'eating disorder based songs' playlist on winamp*

Let's rock.

Hmm...next, we come to the 'warning page', which is the same old disclaimer that blesses all teenybopper sites, with particular attention to 'triggering' issues. I think I'm sufficiently desensitized, so let's proceed.

Be Yourself and Not Ashamed..

Well, isn't THAT an ironic thing to see on a website devoted to eating disorders, a thing usually associated with a great deal of shame?

Hi folks, my name is Empress Anorexia. I am 20 years old and I reside in NYC. I'm a dancer in a highly ranked dance school. I used to be a model as well...

*snort*

Really, it's a very typical trendy teenybopper anorexic site. I may or may not have even mocked it before. They all look the same to me now. *drools*

Well, Jolene, it was fated. You inspired me to make a new t-shirt design.

Check out theWunderstore! and pay special attention to the new baby tee design.

Jolene says:

She is a moron, she doesnt understand that the more she talks shit the more idiotic she looks. Let her talk shit, she can post whatever she wants, she is a stupid bitch and i refuse to go to her level. I am 17 years old, im to damn old for name calling shit

What? Another walking contradiction?

She refuses to 'go to my level' yet she's posted the same whining story on three blogs, two message boards, plus a large whine on her much hated splash page. She's sent me several bitchy emails and posted comments all over the Wunderblog.

Oh, and she refuses to get involved in name calling with morons and stupid bitches.

Hmm...who's the idiot?

Say it with me, class...

Jolene!

Jolene, our most recent esteemed twit, continues to be pissy. I guess that's because I'm such a damned meanie.

I find it real fucking funny that someone like you who talks so much shit can't email me back, you post this too because everytime you post something this you become more of an idiot.

Why would posting your email be idiotic? It would be idiotic if I didn't know you were checking my site every ten minutes, but since you are, I know full well that you'll be able to read my reply here. Also, I like to share this sort of thing with my friends. Really, it just saves bandwidth, and we all win! Yay!

Anyone who is that fucking narrow minded to think that it was my friends fault she got hit, is immature and stupid as hell.

I'm sorry. Your friend may well have been a very nice girl, but the fact that she stayed with a man who beat her....it's just like self-injury in my mind. I'd have sympathy for a person who accidentally got burned by being splashed by boiling water while cooking spaghetti. I have no sympathy for someone who sticks their hand in the boiling water and leaves it there, cooking with the pasta. Call me crazy, but I think that shows poor pattern recognition skills.

Tell me did someone drop you on your head when you were little, as of now this is over. But yeah keep posting my emails instead of emailing me back

To my knowledge, I've never recieved a massive head trauma. Thanks for your permission to post your emails, but I really wasn't asking for it.

Anyway, as it turns out, Jolene is whining about this all over the web. I'm mentioned in several blogs and now on a message board.

http://www.roxydollboard.com/ubb/Forum20/HTML/000506.html

Hardly the actions of someone who doesn't care, eh?

So, I got an email today regarding a previous entry.

Woah, this grrl is pissed! Note that it took a mere five mintues for her to reply to my retort. Now, let's see what this little dear had to say.

For one to bash someone elses page one has to learn how to design,read and talk. You can't design for shit, my 8 year old cousin can design better then the peice of crap you call a page. "You can tell, just by the site's address, that no good could ever come of this." , I can tell just by your design that your color blind because anyone can see orange and yellow clash. If you had half a mind you would use colors that go together.

I'd go on and on about colour theory to you, and then explain what mind-warping childhood events caused me a penchant for both bright orange and harmonious colour schemes, but I'd prefer to make fun of you for being stupid, rather than get defensive about web-design skills.

"She thinks splash pages suck, but has one of her own. Why? Fucked if I know. Propably because her friend said she should have one." , Yes splash pages do suck but i used frames so i had to use them, Propably isn't a word. My friends don't tell me how to design my page but someone needs to tell your ass how to design yours, you stink. "Fucky teenagers" Okay how do i say this, Fucky is not word. Funky is a word, Fuck is a word but fucky is not. What school did you graduate from? school for the idiots. You seem to be using all these big words but you d!
on't
know what any of them mean and your using words that don't exist like fucky, are you on something?

As an example, The Parking Lot Is Full, one of my favourite online comics, uses frames and does not have a splash page. It is possible to use frames and still be without splash pages. It isn't an inherent requirement of frames.

Now, with reference to my typo...I suppose you couldn't sympathize with me on that point, as your angry writing is completely free of both typos AND ignorant misuse of the English language.

And I'm only high on life right now, fucky.

"The navigation on this one is slightly less ambiguous than that of the average sixteen year old girl's site" , Where the fuck on my site did it say i was 16, Do you have a problem with 16 year olds because you keep saying im 16 and im not. "At 6'2", this simple giant sixteen year old is actually seventeen years old." , it seems along with making up words you have a bit of putting a sentence together problem too, "this simple giant sixteen year old is actually seventeen years old." didn't make an sense to me whatsoever, would you like to expain to me what that means.

Okay, I'm getting annoyed with people not getting this. The number '16' is a LABEL. That's right. I'm grouping human beings by like traits and giving them a general descriptive title. You know, like 'black', 'suburbanite' or 'wop'.

"Her current layout, which, of course, involves stolen images of celebrities and a pointless use of frames". "stolen images of celebrities" Look bitch everyone online used celebs for their layouts so before you target me for that shit, take a fucking step back and look around your ass.

Need I say it? *munches down on a lamb chop*

I have been to 3 pages, 3 FUCKING pages of people who have used their self for a layout, if you fucking have a problem with what!
im
using that don't come to my fucking site anymore.

Um...pardon? I'm learning jibberish, but I'm still not fluent.

You know what you short fat bitch, you have an ugly pointless use of tables, GET OVER IT.

At 5'10", I've never been called short before...that's a new one.

Now, why is everyone picking on tables lately? Did Seventeen magazine say they were un-hip?

"was inspired by a poem she wrote when she discovered she was the first idiot teenager on the planet to have a relationship fail, and, of course, blaming its entire failure on the other party." First of all before you start running your mouth talking about it was my friends fault for what her man did to her, you don't know the whole story. Her boyfriend beat her to death, she died 1 year ago, if you think that it was her fault you are on some shit. If you think that it's okay for someone to hit someone because they wouldn't make you a sandwich or they wouldn't get you something to drink. That it's okay to tell someone they can't hang out with their friends because your jealous, or to put a knife to someones chest and theatin to stab them because she told him to leave, then i feel really sorry for you. What you said about this was way out of fucking line, You don't know me...You don't know the story, yet you think you can tell me what happened. You need to sit you ass down an!
d pu
t yourself in her shoes, think about what it would feel like to be told that you couldn't talk to your friends anymore, to be hit everyday because you didn't wear what he wanted you to, to have a gun to your head, to have someone tell you what to wear,what to do,how to look, who to talk to. Then you turn around and put yourself in my place, how would it feel to you to see your best friend die right in front of you. To have her come to your house every weekend black and blue because her "loving" boyfriend beats her so bad, to listen to her every night crying at you over the phone, breaking your heart because even after all of this she still loved him.

Hahaha! God, why do you morons FEED me this type of material? Every misanthrope knows that a woman stupid enough to stay in an abusive relationship is one who deserves to be beaten. I'm glad this one is out of the gene pool.

Tell me i would really like to know, Have you ever watched someone close die knowing there was nonthing you could do. Have you ever stood there, while her breath got shorter and then suddenly she was gone. Do you know the fucking pain of losing someone, DO YOU?

No. I don't associate with morons. But I'm sure if I did, I'd feel for you.

Alittle bit of advice to you, if you don't understand it then don't say.

Jolene

Ironic how morons never heed their own advice.

Friday, April 20, 2001

http://www.deadfun.com/

Rest in peace, Joey. You were loved...at least by this guy, obviously.

http://www.alwaysbeenmad.com

*drools*

http://internettrash.com/users/fallenangel/

You're not a whore!? I'm sorry. I don't believe you...I mean, anyone who makes reference to gentlemen named "Vinnie".

Is he your pimp, bitch? Like, yo?

http://members.aol.com/BadCo2U/Miracles.html

My kid brother, upon seeing this site, ran to the bathroom to puke. Sure, he's had somach flu all week, but that's not the point.

Poems, angels, babies, bad midi... It's white trash idiot heaven on the web! God, thanks to the submitter for making poor Stevie puke again. He loves dry heaving more than a bulimic on a powertrip over her gastrointestinal tract.

http://www.jesusdressup.com/#

Not only is he the savior of mankind, now you can play dressup with him.

http://www.anorexicweb.com/

Yes, starving yourself to look pretty is inherently stupid. But we also know how to spot extreme stupids online by looking for their poorly constructed, multicoloured font covered webbominations.

With this supporting evidence, I'd like to challenge the idea that anorexics are usually actually slightly above average intelligence.

Or perhaps, I ought to make the point that average intelligence is entirely too low.

Anyway, be sure to check out the the art gallery and self injury page, where you will get to see 'art' created by these brilliant girls, and find out that cutting yourself is okay because Shirley Manson does it, respectively.

http://www.dextro.org/

Just when you thought navigation couldn't get any more ambiguous...

Yeah...this. Why do poeple build websites if they don't want others to be able to navigate them? They obviously want visitors, if it's on the web in the first place.

Okay, look, ambiguity does not make you deep. It makes you a fucking retard, got it?

http://angel.angstlust.com/

You can tell, just by the site's address, that no good could ever come of this.

She thinks splash pages suck, but has one of her own. Why? Fucked if I know. Propably because her friend said she should have one.

Fucky teenagers.

The navigation on this one is slightly less ambiguous than that of the average sixteen year old girl's site, so I was able to find out information with relative ease.

At 6'2", this simple giant sixteen year old is actually seventeen years old. Her current layout, which, of course, involves stolen images of celebrities and a pointless use of frames, was inspired by a poem she wrote when she discovered she was the first idiot teenager on the planet to have a relationship fail, and, of course, blaming its entire failure on the other party.

Reflection of an angel is my personal page, many of you have been here before so you know the deal. I have come to this realization that i am so sick of pleasing you people, i want to make my page for myself and those friends i have online to come and read my poetry and such. It seems like only some of you come and read what i have to say and i am sick of it, There are many people out there that make their site truly for their vistiors, i am sad to say i am not one of those people anymore. I have trusted so many people and put tons of interaction on this page but i can not do that anymore, i am losing myself and i hate it, i wanted reflection of an angel to be about me and only me. Bitch of hearts was the interaction, bitch of hearts is gone and so is all the interaction. I am so sick of pretending i'm happy and everything is okay because right now my life is fucked, everything is falling apart and keeping up with this shit is making me more stressed.

From now on i will make this page for me, there will be no more interaction expect my ubb which is down at the moment anyway, If you want pages with interaction and no longer want to vist me, i understand just hop your ass over to my links page have fun. The rest of you, glad your here sign my book, leave your comments on whatever.

She's an artist, and she was a slave to her visitors. But NOT ANYMORE! She took down all of the webpolls asking questions about what other sixteen year olds think of Brittany Spears' tits, and now, interactivity be damned! She doesn't care what you think! She's a cool, confident young woman who doesn't need your participation in her life to feel kewl.

She has a public webpage, not for the public, but herself! She really, really really doesn't care what anyone thinks!

Sign the guestbook!

Wednesday, April 18, 2001

http://shepaintedgod.com/

Nice navigation, fucky.

(Yeah, I'm using that word too, now)

I can't quite tell what celebrity that this 16 year old is using for her images. Parhaps I ought to read more fashion magazines and less real literature.

But I've hurt more than I should. I've been verbally and physically abused, experienced the suicides and drug overdoses of loved ones, and have found myself sliding into the same well. And as I'm at the edge of the well, without any walls or any rescue buckets, and my tiny, size 6 feet are slipping away in the mud that surrounds it - someone reaches for my hand and pulls me up and hugs me. And everything is okay. And heaven laughs.

Oh, look, a self-awarded victim badge! Note the weak attempt at imagry.

You'll note that this particular sixteen year old was actually born sixteen years ago, conveniently conforming to my label.

Sweet.

Well, enough on this moron. I moved out of my house today and high-tailed it back to my mother's home for a two week stay until my lease on my new, semi-permanent residence's lease begins on May 1. I have to deal with a dialup connection here...*cringe* but at least I won't die of exposure, homeless and living on the mean streets of my little university town.

It's been a long day.

Bedtime.

Tuesday, April 17, 2001

Well, we haven't had the enjoyment of digesting anorexics lately. I'm sorry...I got a bit bored. However, today, my mailbox was blessed with some wonderful tales from those among us too weak to stand:

well, all medications might work a little differently on everyone, but i'll tell you my experience.

1. don't go for the older anti-depressants. they are an ED girls worst nightmare. for names, email me. what you CAN take instead are the newer anti-depressants called SSRI's, which i'm sure you've heard of, such as prozac, paxil, etc. there is one named remeron that made me gain. needless to say i
took myself off of it and demanded i be put on something else. i was put on wellbutrin and started having rages. no, that wasn't any good, either.
2. celexa is what i am on and it is in a class by itself by not only working on the seratonin in the brain but also the dopamine. it causes NO weight gain!!
3. another medication that i take that is useful for my condition (which by the way is bipolar, DID, PTSD, and a host of others)

[Nah, no hypochondria here...]

is adderall. i take 60 mg a day, and that KILLS the appetite. my little son is on it for ADD and i really have to feed him the ensure and boost to make sure he gets plenty of nutrition.

[Remember, medicate the children, rather than disciplining. It's the wave of the future!]

4. this week my doc put me on topomax which they are using for depression and bipolar--causes no weight gain and sometimes weight loss. as odd as it may sound, my doc knows i have an eating disorder, but he puts me on meds he knows i will stay on. he knows i will not stay on something if it will make me gain. it's kinda a double edged sword. i don't really know how to advice you to interact with your doctor. i have a high level of trust with my shrink, as i have been with him for six years. i
would definately voice your concerns with him, though.
hope this helps.
candy

All right this is weird but on the last couple of days my pee is being coming out kind of like a greenish color...WHY??

ok y is everone hating me? it was aopinion. i do not think its a diesease its a mental disorer which i wil
admit i have and i do not beleive u can just walk up to someone and ask them to be nor do i beleive people who deocide to lose a lot of weight starght away are ana. neva mind

[Dumb teenybopper? Nah!]

Hey Sarah, my 1st goal is 90. I am really trying but I am soooo weak and I find it so hard to resist!
just got a job in the Gap and today we were allowed to try on some clothes (we need to buy stuff to wear to work!) I bought size 0 jeans!! I was soooooo happy! I still feel disgustingly fat though. take care, we can reach our goals!!! R u doing the fast?
luv always, Leah xxx

Why do some people call bulimia "Betty"? I understand "Anna" but haven't been able to figure out the other.
-Tristesse

Ana, I've missed you.

http://hysidu.diaryland.com/

wunderblog: I have no problem with other people's views on my site. Personally I don't give a fuck what you think about it. I'm only here because I'm either bored, inspired or some "sheep-like" crap like that. However, if you feel the need to publicly 'bag' my site, i suggest you think about what you're writing.
"Oh, look, it's one of the creative sixteen year old sheep"
(you obviously read my bio, so do the math & work out I'm 17. No that i suppose you give a fuck)

I see you're 'impressed' by my lack of originality. Hello you have a fucking blog complete with two tables and little quotes saying how fantastic you are. Shit your so fucking original I'm falling off my chair.
And, of course you're so cool, you can bag people over & over again & not actually have a site with any content & people don't notice.
But of course, i don't give a fuck either ... nice navigation fuckface. oh hang on! there is none.

Ooh, the 16 year old is angry. Of course, she doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of her, just like the other 16 year olds. She gives so little fuck that she devoted an entire journal entry to me. Hmm.

Interesting fact: sheep outnumber people in Australia.

We all know my friend, Lisa.

Today, while we weren't studying, she recieved an ICQ message from a random guy from her hometown. It wasn't you usual "Wanna cyber?" or "Hai, do u want 2 chat w/ me?", but instead, it was a chain message (names of above forwarders included as to not protect the guilty).

Bucket (your owner) (ICQ#62414956) Wrote:
Bonnie VanDerVliet (ICQ#49586737) Wrote:
Mike Vandervliet (ICQ#20737194) Wrote:
~*babygurl_kat*~ (ICQ#78652888) Wrote:
T motha Zee (ICQ#84004739) Wrote:
ô®áñgë (ICQ#76257939) Wrote:
IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD WHAT WOULD YOU DO? SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD? IF YOU'D SAY NO THAN DELETE THIS E-MAIL IF U WOULD STAND UP FOR JESUS CHRIST KEEP READING!

Note:This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper less than a year ago. TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS.

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There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in front of the child. Then, the dadshot himself. The little girl watched it all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have patience with her. Then teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl said, "I do, that's the man who was holding me the night my parents died."
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If you believe this little girl is telling the truth
that even though she had never heard of Jesus, he still held her the night her parents died, then you will forward this to as many people as you can. Or you can delete it as if it never touched your heart. Funny, isn't it? Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?) Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan who, by the way, also believes" in God). Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace. Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week. (Are you laughing?) funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for
sending it to them. Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. Are you thinking?)

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Pass this on only if you mean it.
Yes, I do Love God.
He is my source of existence and Savior.
He keeps me functioning each and everyday.
Without Him, I will be nothing.
Without him, I am nothing but with Him I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)

Yeah, Christians are crackheads.

More news from the "I have wet dreams about Jesus" front: http://shinigami.rydia.net/

What the hell is with this? This bastardizes everything anime stands for! Anime to me is schoolgirls in sailor costumes and penetration of young virgins by large, polytenticled creatures (before you correct me, yes, I know that's technically hentai). Jesus and anime, together, that's just not right.

What the fuck are you thinking?

Don't make me shove my Pikachu backpack up your ass.

Monday, April 16, 2001

http://www.petitiononline.com/friv/petition.html

Nice.

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Welcome to astrboy.net! Would you like to see crazy pictures of bikes, cars, and parties?

Why yes, I think I would like to see some crazy pictures of bikes, cars and parties. In fact, I'd LOVE to see some crazy pictures of bikes, cars and parties.

Okay. First I'll click on the 'bikes' link. Hmm... no crazy pictures of bikes. Must be an error.
Okay. Next I'll click on the 'cars' link. Hmm... no crazy pictures of cars. I'm getting worried. I'd better be able to find some crazy pictures of parties, or I'll be right upset.
Okay, I'll click on the link that says 'parties'.

NO! WHY, GOD!? No crazy pictures of parties?

I'm very disappointed with you, astroboy.net. I come, looking for crazy pictures of bikes, cars and parties, and what do I get? Nothing. NOTHING.

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