Liberty
-- Reported 1998-12-10 11:56 by Flesh |
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Perhaps He Should Move To Georgia
Once again, the long arm of the law invades our
privacy, chipping away at our rights as American citizens. In this
case, a man is jailed because he was sleeping with his newlywed
bride. Sure, she was sixteen. Sure, she was his niece. Sure, she
was his fifteenth wife. That doesn't matter. Everyone should be
able to enter into an incestuous polygamous marriage! It's our
right as Americans, damnit! (More...)
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Bad People
-- Reported 1998-12-11 07:39 by El Snatcher |
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2000-Year-Old Vampire Enters Plea
The latest vampire to be caught in San Francisco is now worming his
way through the legal system. How many times in the last 2000 years
has he been tried an convicted? Can we really take these legal antics
seriously? Of course, his plea is "not guilty." The legal system
can't get tough on vampires because it doesn't acknowledge that they
exit!
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Bad People
-- Reported 1998-12-10 05:52 by El Snatcher |
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Used Condom In McDonald's Chicken Bun
It's happened AGAIN... A disgusting foreign object has been found
in a value meal. As if McDonald's food wasn't blecherous enough
to begin with, a Wisconsin woman recently bit into a McDonald's
Chicken Bun sandwich, and almost choked to death on a used condom!
(More...)
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Weird Linux
-- Reported 1998-12-09 14:00 by Mr. Bad |
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Pigdog Journal SCOOPS the Big Boys
Well, I'm not usually one to toot our own horn, but I
have to crow about this: our coverage of the LinuxBierWanderung
beats all the FAT, LAZY BIG DINOSAURS by a mile! Can you say,
"scoop"? How about, "Ooh, that HURTS?" (More...)
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Bad People
-- Reported 1998-12-08 02:32 by El Snatcher |
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Hire This Bad Kid Now!
OBJECTIVE: Find a job where the people I work with aren't all against
me. Also, I'd like to find a job where the boss doesn't pick on me.
I'm thinking of someday being my own boss. I want to make a lot of
money. I need some creative space so I can make things. I want to have
the extra time to enjoy the things I'm interested in, like partying
and seeing some bands....I am very handy with a hammer, but I think my
calling is in sales or customer relations. I'm a people person. I
spent a week with my step dad in Arizona and he taught me how to weld.
I've become very interested lately in pyrotechnics. Maybe a job
starting fires would be cool. Hey, I'm flexible. I just need a
goddammed job. If I don't get a job soon, I'll be forced to take up
that offer that recruiter from the ARMY gave me....
(More...)
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Net Flotsam
-- Reported 1998-12-07 24:32 by El Destino |
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Shipley's Doctor Prescribes More Pills
"I got a prescription for a bunch more pills." In an essay titled
"More Drugs," OmniGroup President and founder Wil Shipley reports
enthusiastically on his struggle for mental health. "I'd push my
own mother in front of a train to keep taking Zoloft," Shipley
jokes...
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Bad People
-- Reported 1998-12-07 23:48 by El Snatcher |
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Horsey Serial Killer Strikes Again
True, animals can be dangerous, but people tend to like horses for
some reason. We've managed to domesticate most of the violent urges
out of equines. Some people even marry horses now (crazy but true).
That's why it's hard to understand violence against them. In one of
our most vicious hillbilly states, Arkansas, lurks a serial killer of
horses. Authorities have been tracking him for some time. In the
middle of the night, some time last weekend, 10 horses were stabbed
and slashed for no good reason at all...
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Liberty!
-- Reported 1998-12-07 23:20 by El Snatcher |
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UK Takes Lead In Bestiality
The United States media is still controlled by puritanical censors
who want to manipulate everything you hear and see! Once again,
these bastards are putting a damper on our entertainment
industry's creative edge! Other countries are zooming in to fill
the niche, and this country is being left in the DUST. What we're
talking about is network television's latest frontier: bestiality.
And the British are now winning the race!! The United Kingdom's
Channel 4 is gearing up to broadcast a huge bestiality special...
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Animal Rampage
-- Reported 1998-12-04 19:35 by El Snatcher |
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Dog Fights Off Murderous Deer
Imagine if you went outside one day to get the paper, and you were
confronted by a menacing, hulking, 150-pound deer buck with murder in
its eyes! That's exactly what happened to a Louisiana man recently.
One of these hoofed monsters tried to pull his stomach guts out
with razor-sharp antlers! If it wasn't for this man's little weenie
dog, he would surely be dead...
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Burning Man, Part 2: Funky Hoedown at the Research Lab! |
Crazy journalist Joab Jackson gives his personal account of
visiting Pigdog's own SPOCK MOUNTAIN RESEARCH LABS theme
camp at this year's Burning Man festival.
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The Rollins/Shipley Break-up |
Find out the latest scoop on the Shipley/Rollins
break-up HERE.
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Monster |
New fiction by the King of Explicit Evisceration
Stories, Lenny Tuberose. |
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Man... or Astroman? |
Our man Daemon Agent checks out the heavy heavy sounds of
crazy space surf rockers Man or Astroman?. |
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Absinthia: The Pigdog Interview |
Absinthe is making a come back for the Millennium. Even English
people are slurping it down in pubs, eschewing their normal,
healthy stouts and ales. And why not? Hell, if the planet is
going to explode anyway, why not ride the DEATH WAVE in, and
celebrate Y2K with the most entertaining and vicious elixir you
can find? Come! Explore the "Absinthe Underground" with El
Snatcher, Mr. Bad, and Splicer, as they interview the notorious
absinthe bootlegger, Absinthia.
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Pigdog All Licketysplit |
New music review on Pigdog Journal: _Solex_vs_Hitmeister_,
fabulous evil technostravaganza from evil Dutch mastermind
Solex. |
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Mr. Bad's List |
This week's list: "Bad People". |
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